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  • SilentKnight
    Megan Fox's fluffer
    • Oct 2005
    • 24818
    #1

    4th man in history to go over Niagara Falls and...

    ...survive without a barrel.

    Yep - another failed suicide in our neck of the woods earlier today.

    http://www.stcatharinesstandard.ca/2...-niagara-falls
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    • SilentKnight
      Megan Fox's fluffer
      • Oct 2005
      • 24818
      #2
      Video footage...


      http://www.ctv.ca/CTVNews/TopStories...-river-120521/

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        • lucas131
          ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
          • Aug 2004
          • 11475
          #3
          now he can write a book and hollywood will make a movie of it

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            • papill0n
              Unregistered Abuser
              • Oct 2007
              • 15547
              #4
              that's one helluva ride

              he should have taped a camera to his head

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                • candyflip
                  Carpe Visio
                  • Jul 2002
                  • 43069
                  #5
                  Didn't realize that 25 people a year off themselves by going over the Falls.

                  Spend you some brain.
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                    • - Jesus Christ -
                      Confirmed User
                      • Mar 2003
                      • 7197
                      #6
                      Originally posted by SilentKnight
                      Video footage...


                      http://www.ctv.ca/CTVNews/TopStories...-river-120521/
                      It's telling that the reporter says "no word on if he'll be facing charges" at the end of the vid
                      A sign of a repressed and vindictive culture always looking for a punishment angle

                      Amen

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                        • SilentKnight
                          Megan Fox's fluffer
                          • Oct 2005
                          • 24818
                          #7
                          Originally posted by - Jesus Christ -
                          It's telling that the reporter says "no word on if he'll be facing charges" at the end of the vid
                          A sign of a repressed and vindictive culture always looking for a punishment angle
                          Niagara Parks Commission (which runs their own police force) made it illegal long ago under the 'stunting act' to go over the Falls. It's designed to deter others from attempting to go over the Falls and place rescuers in jeopardy having to fish their sorry carcass out.

                          Charges to this (suicide) guy likely won't happen - but they typically say that to the media to remind the public of the option.

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                            • SilentKnight
                              Megan Fox's fluffer
                              • Oct 2005
                              • 24818
                              #8
                              Originally posted by papill0n
                              that's one helluva ride

                              he should have taped a camera to his head
                              A waterproof GoPro would've netted him a bonus viral video on YouTube for sure!

                              Missed opportunities.

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                                • TheSenator
                                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                                  • Feb 2003
                                  • 13340
                                  #9
                                  At least he has health insurance provided by the Canadian government.

                                  He would have been fucked if he washed up on the American side.
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                                    • facialfreak
                                      Confirmed User
                                      • Feb 2005
                                      • 3018
                                      #10
                                      He has not survived just yet ....

                                      His injuries are still life-threatening.

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                                        • SilentKnight
                                          Megan Fox's fluffer
                                          • Oct 2005
                                          • 24818
                                          #11
                                          Originally posted by facialfreak
                                          He has not survived just yet ....

                                          His injuries are still life-threatening.
                                          Well...he DID survive the plunge.

                                          He may not survive our current health care system here in Niagara.

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                                            • F-U-Jimmy
                                              Confirmed User
                                              • Apr 2006
                                              • 6853
                                              #12
                                              ?He was conscious. He understood what we were saying to him,? Gallagher said, but added the man didn?t communicate very well with his rescuers

                                              I wonder why ?
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                                                • SilentKnight
                                                  Megan Fox's fluffer
                                                  • Oct 2005
                                                  • 24818
                                                  #13
                                                  Originally posted by F-U-Jimmy
                                                  ?He was conscious. He understood what we were saying to him,? Gallagher said, but added the man didn?t communicate very well with his rescuers

                                                  I wonder why ?
                                                  He failed ESL.

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                                                    • Dead
                                                      They left the door open
                                                      • Apr 2003
                                                      • 4755
                                                      #14
                                                      That fuck should be charged for every penny it took to get his sorry ass to safety and for the fact that others risked themselves to save his shit stain of a life, fish food!

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                                                        • Spunky
                                                          I need a beer
                                                          • Jun 2002
                                                          • 133986
                                                          #15
                                                          Hope the idiot gets charged for the resources needed to save his stupid ass

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                                                            • SilentKnight
                                                              Megan Fox's fluffer
                                                              • Oct 2005
                                                              • 24818
                                                              #16
                                                              Originally posted by TheSenator
                                                              At least he has health insurance provided by the Canadian government.

                                                              He would have been fucked if he washed up on the American side.
                                                              Not to mention Homeland Security would be all over his ass - toss him in Guantanimo without charges or trial as a terror suspect.

                                                              Then the IRS would come after him claiming he owed taxes from the profits he made from selling the story to CNN, FoxNews and Oprah.

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                                                                • JFK
                                                                  FUBAR the ORIGINATOR
                                                                  • Jan 2002
                                                                  • 67373
                                                                  #17
                                                                  Originally posted by SilentKnight
                                                                  Well...he DID survive the plunge.

                                                                  He may not survive our current health care system here in Niagara.

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                                                                    • rowan
                                                                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                      • Mar 2002
                                                                      • 17393
                                                                      #18
                                                                      Originally posted by - Jesus Christ -
                                                                      It's telling that the reporter says "no word on if he'll be facing charges" at the end of the vid
                                                                      A sign of a repressed and vindictive culture always looking for a punishment angle
                                                                      It's not a new thing. I've seen old newspaper stories where people had to appear in court for attempted suicide. Names and all.

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                                                                        • georgeyw
                                                                          58008 53773
                                                                          • Jul 2005
                                                                          • 9865
                                                                          #19
                                                                          Originally posted by rowan
                                                                          It's not a new thing. I've seen old newspaper stories where people had to appear in court for attempted suicide. Names and all.
                                                                          That is plain stupid - unless of course it is designed so that suicide wannabe's plan on getting it right the first time so they do not have to suffer the mental anguish of going to court etc afterwards.

                                                                          Also think about how absurd it is, for a person to not even have control of their own life.
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                                                                            • SilentKnight
                                                                              Megan Fox's fluffer
                                                                              • Oct 2005
                                                                              • 24818
                                                                              #20
                                                                              Originally posted by rowan
                                                                              It's not a new thing. I've seen old newspaper stories where people had to appear in court for attempted suicide. Names and all.
                                                                              I guess when you've failed at life...then failed at suicide - having to show up in court is just icing on the cake.

                                                                              Judge: "Sir, why did you attempt suicide?"
                                                                              Plaintiff: "After losing all my life's savings as a porn webmaster, I was broke your honor."
                                                                              Judge: "Your fine will be $450 for recklessly endangering the safety of rescue workers who saved you."
                                                                              Plaintiff: "What part of broke did you fail to understand?"
                                                                              Judge: "I'm giving you 60 days to pay it."
                                                                              Plaintiff: "Good...that should be enough time for another suicide attempt your honor."
                                                                              Judge: "So be it. Get it right next time. Last time I want to see you in my courtroom."

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