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Old 05-19-2012, 06:26 AM   #1
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Email from FBI

Federal Bureau of Investigation (FBI)
Anti-Terrorist And Monitory Crime Division.
Federal Bureau Of Investigation.
J. Edgar Hoover Building Washington Dc
Customers Service Hours / Monday To Saturday
Office Hours Monday to Saturday:


Dear Beneficiary,


Series of meetings have been held over the past 7 months with the secretary general of the United Nations Organization. This ended 3 days ago. It is obvious that you have not received your fund which is to the tune of $2,500,000.00 due to past corrupt Governmental Officials who almost held the fund to themselves for their selfish reason and some individuals who have taken advantage of your fund all in an attempt to swindle your fund which has led to so many losses from your end and unnecessary delay in the receipt of your fund.


The National Central Bureau of Interpol enhanced by the United Nations and Federal Bureau of Investigation have successfully passed a mandate to the current president of Nigeria his Excellency President Good luck Jonathan to boost the exercise of clearing all foreign debts owed to you and other individuals and organizations who have been found not to have receive their Contract Sum, Lottery/Gambling, Inheritance and the likes. Now how would you like to receive your payment? Because we have two method of payment which is by Check or by ATM card?


ATM Card: We will be issuing you a custom pin based ATM card which you will use to withdraw up to $3,000 per day from any ATM machine that has the Master Card Logo on it and the card have to be renewed in 4 years time which is 2014. Also with the ATM card you will be able to transfer your funds to your local bank account. The ATM card comes with a handbook or manual to enlighten you about how to use it.


Check: To be deposited in your bank for it to be cleared within three working days. Your payment would be sent to you via any of your preferred option and would be mailed to you via UPS. Because we have signed a contract with UPS which should expire by May 19th 2012 you will only need to pay $355 instead of $640 saving you $285 So if you pay before May 19th 2012 you save $285 Take note that anyone asking you for some kind of money above the usual fee is definitely a fraudsters and you will have to stop communication with every other person if you have been in contact with any. Also remember that all you will ever have to spend is $355.00 nothing more! Nothing less! And we guarantee the receipt of your fund to be successfully delivered to you within the next 24hrs after the receipt of payment has been confirmed.

Note: Everything has been taken care of by the Federal Government of Nigeria, The United Nation and also the FBI and including taxes, custom paper and clearance duty so all you will ever need to pay is $355.


DO NOT SEND MONEY TO ANYONE UNTIL YOU READ THIS: The actual fees for shipping your ATM card is $640 but because UPS have temporarily discontinued the C.O.D which gives you the chance to pay when package is delivered for international shipping We had to sign contract with them for bulk shipping which makes the fees reduce from the actual fee of $640 to $355 nothing more and no hidden fees of any sort!


To effect the release of your fund valued at $2,500,000.00 you are advised to contact our correspondent in Africa the delivery officer MRS SANDRA WILLIAMS with the information below,


MRS SANDRA WILLIAMS
Email: [email protected]
Phone: +234-8157-322-325


You are advised to contact him with the information?s as stated below:


Your full Name............
Your Address:..............
Home/Cell Phone:..............
Preferred Payment Method (ATM / Cashier Check):


Upon receipt of payment the delivery officer will ensure that your package is sent within 24 working hours. Because we are so sure of everything we are giving you a 100% money back guarantee if you do not receive payment/package within the next 24hrs after you have made the payment for shipping.


Yours Sincerely,

Mrs. Cassandra Chandler
FEDERAL BUREAU OF INVESTIGATION
UNITED STATES DEPARTMENT OF JUSTICE
WASHINGTON, D.C. 20535


Note: Do disregard any email you get from any impostors or offices claiming to be in possession of your ATM CARD, you are hereby advice only to be in contact with Mr. Harry Cole of the ATM CARD CENTRE who is the rightful person to deal with in regards to your ATM CARD PAYMENT and forward any emails you get from impostors to this office so we could act upon and commence investigation.
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Old 05-19-2012, 06:28 AM   #2
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Old 05-19-2012, 06:37 AM   #3
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Old 05-19-2012, 06:49 AM   #4
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Old 05-19-2012, 07:57 AM   #5
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Just another Nigerian scam attempt ... I get them all the time. I send them in full to the FBI for tracing the scammers down. Put em in jail.
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Old 05-19-2012, 09:04 AM   #6
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You are a loser for posting this. Everyone gets scam spam everyday. Nothing makes you special and no one cares.
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Old 05-19-2012, 09:06 AM   #7
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I got one of these exact ones from:

Agent Fox Mulder
FEDERAL BUREAU OF INVESTIGATION

Obviously I complied 100% because Agent Mulder is a badass!! Lol
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Old 05-19-2012, 09:24 AM   #8
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I posted something on craigslist, and the CEO of craigslist tol me I had won a free ipad3! Also, Steve Jobs' ghost gave me free aids!
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Old 05-19-2012, 09:34 AM   #9
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I could tell what it was after the first three words "Series of meetings"... it get so many of these things
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Old 05-19-2012, 10:03 AM   #10
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I got this one that I quite liked

Attn: This is to inform you that we the fbi have a warrant to arrest you if we dont hear from you immediately,this is the final warning you are going to receive from the fbi office do you get me? I hope youre understand how many times this message has been sent to you. We have warned you so many times and you have decided to ignore our e-mails we have been instructed to get you arrested immediately, and today if you fail to respond back to us with the payment then, we will close your bank account and jail you and all your properties will be confiscated by the fbi.Robert Mueller, III FB I Director


Do you get me? classic.
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Old 05-19-2012, 05:10 PM   #11
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Old 05-19-2012, 05:14 PM   #12
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See, I told you the government is a scam... the FBI is a dirty bunch. You sheeple all fall in line at their feet, but this is very clear evidence that the FBI is up to no good.

They say sunlight is the best disinfectant and my philosophy is emails like this need to be exposed.

Next thing you're going to tell me is that Obama was born in the US.
I agree.
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Old 05-19-2012, 07:13 PM   #13
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Just another Nigerian scam attempt ... I get them all the time. I send them in full to the FBI for tracing the scammers down. Put em in jail.
yea... Silly Nigers
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Old 05-19-2012, 08:27 PM   #14
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emails like those are totally legit..

In numerous similar situations over the years I have collected millions of dollars from Nigerian widows who's husbands used to be government leaders.. it happens to me all the time.

They seem to select me because i am such a nice person.
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Old 05-19-2012, 08:30 PM   #15
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While we're on the subject, why does my bank keep losing my passwords? I'm getting tired of constantly having to verify them through e-mail.
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Old 05-19-2012, 08:35 PM   #16
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to the tune of $2,500,000.00 due
Sounds very FBI and professional...go for it!
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Old 05-19-2012, 09:02 PM   #18
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