A man staggers into an emergency room with a concussion - GoFuckYourself.com

CDSmith · 02-11-2003, 05:37 PM

A man staggers into an emergency room with a concussion, multiple
bruises, two black eyes and a five iron wrapped tightly around his
throat. Naturally, the doctor asks him what happened.

"Well, it was like this", said the man. "I was having a quiet round of
golf with my wife,when at a difficult hole, we both sliced our balls
into a pasture of cows. We went to look for them, and while I was
rooting around, i noticed one of the cows had something white at its
rear end. I walked over and lifted up the tail, and sure enough, there
was a golf ball with my wife's monogram on it -- stuck right in the
middle of the cow's butt. That's when I made my big mistake."

"What did you do?" asked the doctor.

"Well, I lifted the cow's tail and yelled to my wife, "Hey this looks
like yours!" ....... I don't remember much after that."

421Fill · 02-11-2003, 05:38 PM

hahahahaha... my side hurts now. LOLOLOL

KrazieSweets · 02-11-2003, 05:40 PM

thats a good one....HAHAHAHAHAHA

xanx · 02-11-2003, 05:44 PM

Snapper · 02-11-2003, 05:47 PM

Great joke dude!

Maqua · 02-11-2003, 07:52 PM

Excellent joke

02-11-2003, 05:37 PM	#1
CDSmith Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: May 2001 Location: My network is hosted at TECHIEMEDIA.net ...Wait, you meant where am I located at? Oh... okay, I'm in Winnipeg, Canada. Oops. :) Posts: 51,460	A man staggers into an emergency room with a concussion A man staggers into an emergency room with a concussion, multiple bruises, two black eyes and a five iron wrapped tightly around his throat. Naturally, the doctor asks him what happened. "Well, it was like this", said the man. "I was having a quiet round of golf with my wife,when at a difficult hole, we both sliced our balls into a pasture of cows. We went to look for them, and while I was rooting around, i noticed one of the cows had something white at its rear end. I walked over and lifted up the tail, and sure enough, there was a golf ball with my wife's monogram on it -- stuck right in the middle of the cow's butt. That's when I made my big mistake." "What did you do?" asked the doctor. "Well, I lifted the cow's tail and yelled to my wife, "Hey this looks like yours!" ....... I don't remember much after that." __________________ *Promote Wildmatch, ImLive, Sexier.com, and more!!* ALWAYS THE HIGHEST PAYOUTS: Big Bux/ImLive SIGNUP ON NOW!!! Put some PUSSYCA$H in your pocket. ICQ me at: 31024634

02-11-2003, 05:38 PM	#2
421Fill Super Mario Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Swenson's Avatar Posts: 19,409	hahahahaha... my side hurts now. LOLOLOL __________________ RELEASE THE EPSTEIN FILES!!!

02-11-2003, 05:47 PM	#5
Snapper Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Seattle Posts: 409	Great joke dude! __________________ Cormorant Consulting Group, INC. You make it, we make em buy it www.cormoinc.com

02-11-2003, 07:52 PM	#6
Maqua E.M.O Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Possum Lodge Posts: 2,030	Excellent joke __________________ T.G.D *Two Guys Domains, In business since 1997, lets make$$ EMO Domains, your one stop shop for premium and expired domains!! Twitter @maquaed* or Email maqua @ tgtld.ca, Keep your stick on the ice!!

02-11-2003, 05:40 PM	#3
KrazieSweets So Fucking Banned Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Southern California Posts: 1,060	thats a good one....HAHAHAHAHAHA

02-11-2003, 05:44 PM	#4
xanx Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Orlando, FL Posts: 3,711