Zoo keeper helps constipated monkey pass peanut by licking its butt for an hour

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  • Choopa_Pardo
    Confirmed User
    • Apr 2012
    • 1629

    #1

    Zoo keeper helps constipated monkey pass peanut by licking its butt for an hour

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  • BladeZ
    So Fucking Banned
    • Mar 2004
    • 272

    #2
    The monkey looks satisfied

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    • CyberHustler
      Masterbaiter
      • Feb 2006
      • 28725

      #3
      That's dedication
      “If you can convince the lowest white man he’s better than the best colored man, he won’t notice you’re picking his pocket. Hell, give him somebody to look down on, and he’ll empty his pockets for you.”

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      • PayOut Magazine
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        • Aug 2004
        • 589

        #4
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        • L-Pink
          working on my tan
          • Mar 2005
          • 39151

          #5
          Usually that costs extra.

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          • Slick
            Confirmed User
            • Feb 2001
            • 7338

            #6
            You all know you'd do the same thing to save your family pet.

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            • GFED
              Confirmed User
              • May 2002
              • 8121

              #7
              After washing the its bottom with warm water (because not doing so would be disgusting), Zhang spent an hour polishing the monkey's pooper before the peanut finally popped out.
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                • mavruda
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                  • Feb 2007
                  • 2597

                  #9
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                    • Jan 2002
                    • 67373

                    #10
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                    • Dirty F
                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                      • Jul 2001
                      • 59204

                      #11
                      As if licking it's ass would cause the peanut to come out.

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                      • Spunky
                        I need a beer
                        • Jun 2002
                        • 133986

                        #12
                        That's abuse! leave the brothers alone

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                        • alias
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                          • Apr 2001
                          • 19010

                          #13
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                          • Deej
                            I make pixels work
                            • Jun 2005
                            • 24386

                            #14
                            Originally posted by Dirty F
                            As if licking it's ass would cause the peanut to come out.
                            ancient remedy bro...

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                            • CurrentlySober
                              Too lazy to wipe my ass
                              • Aug 2002
                              • 38940

                              #15
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                              • Yngwie
                                I am an Alien from space
                                • May 2003
                                • 11118

                                #16
                                Originally posted by mavruda
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                                Would that be like monkeying around?
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                                  • Jul 2006
                                  • 17189

                                  #17
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                                  • garce
                                    Confirmed User
                                    • Oct 2001
                                    • 7103

                                    #18
                                    I thought you were talking about my ex-wife for a moment there. Sorry.

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                                    • Dirty F
                                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                                      • Jul 2001
                                      • 59204

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by Deej
                                      ancient remedy bro...

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                                      • TheSquealer
                                        Mayor of Thneedville
                                        • Oct 2004
                                        • 26173

                                        #20
                                        Sure. Because obviously if you're going to take the time to lick a monkeys ass... you're gonna make sure you are doing it in front of a camera.
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                                        • Captain Kawaii
                                          So Fucking Banned
                                          • Oct 2007
                                          • 6748

                                          #21
                                          I betcha Zhang is popular with all the animals there...thats one dedicated zookeeper.

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                                          • BIGTYMER
                                            Junior Achiever
                                            • Nov 2004
                                            • 17066

                                            #22
                                            Need more pics of the monkey before I make my decision.

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                                            • FlowerKid
                                              Confirmed User
                                              • Sep 2005
                                              • 1045

                                              #23
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                                              • AsianDivaGirlsWebDude
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                                                • Jul 2004
                                                • 38323

                                                #24


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                                                • Major (Tom)
                                                  So Fucking Banned
                                                  • Nov 2003
                                                  • 32492

                                                  #25
                                                  I ate a black chicks ass once.. Does that count?
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                                                  • John-ACWM
                                                    Work Work Work
                                                    • Nov 2008
                                                    • 20060

                                                    #26
                                                    LOL that is a really cute monkey.

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                                                    • arock10
                                                      Confirmed User
                                                      • Jan 2006
                                                      • 6217

                                                      #27
                                                      I just ate some peanuts. Anyone have a free hour to help me out?
                                                      Sup

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