Name the parasites of the web

Usenet newsgroup posters. The original parasites.

Especially, sites with many viruses.

did him say parasites???

How about the new P.T.A.

"Parasite Trolling Association"

Some call it the Pseudobanks Trolling Association I think either is a good fit... I checked out some of the requirements for joining and was amazed at how FRANK and Candid they were with the terms of membership.

1. Three years minimum training in the field of ASSHATTERY

2. 300,000 cummulative gfy board posts ata nickel a post you can make a decent wage by trolling 80 hours a week

3. Heightened and zealous obsession with perverted anal insertions so long as the anus being inserted belongs to a male.

4.Skillful and artistic diversion of potentially enlightening thread topics for newbies by ad hominem tactics and techniques...can also be learned in your typical shilling 101 course

5.Must also be a world class olympic caliber gfy comedy master who can dish out grade school insults from behind a computer screen on a remote island...demonstrating heroic bravey and comedy at the same time

6.Lastly you should already have assembled your own clan of inbred syncophants who cosign and feign humor at your comic brilliance...example below

"you stupid crazy bitch"

Notice how when you arrive at the word bitch...you start to involuntarily slap your knee with wanton aggression... You see the innovative and strategic use of the phrase "crazy bitch" is such a unique and creative punch line that it floors anyone instantly upon seeing it posted on a comedy board like GFY

Say it with me now.... "stupid crazy bitch"

What thats not funny to you yet? don't worry laughs are in motion

Hurry and sign up fast as spots on the team are filling up... whorechild and Dirty Fuck need your participation in this most worshipful and illustrious organization of comedic degenerate parasites

realize that i don't understand every subtleties of the english language

Anyone who spells 'subtleties' correctly gets props in my books.