Welcome to the GoFuckYourself.com - Adult Webmaster Forum forums.

You are currently viewing our boards as a guest which gives you limited access to view most discussions and access our other features. By joining our free community you will have access to post topics, communicate privately with other members (PM), respond to polls, upload content and access many other special features. Registration is fast, simple and absolutely free so please, join our community today!

If you have any problems with the registration process or your account login, please contact us.

Post New Thread Reply

Register GFY Rules Calendar
Go Back   GoFuckYourself.com - Adult Webmaster Forum > >
Women who can't suck and who think that they can Women who can't suck and who think that they can
Discuss what's fucking going on, and which programs are best and worst. One-time "program" announcements from "established" webmasters are allowed.

 
Thread Tools
Old 05-01-2012, 10:18 PM   #1
MrMaxwell
Too lazy to set a custom title
 
Industry Role:
Join Date: Jul 2005
Posts: 10,057
Women who can't suck and who think that they can
Males.. will you please STOP telling these broads they're so good, just because of how desperate you are, for the love of God. . . please. . . Thank YOU
MrMaxwell is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Old 05-01-2012, 10:20 PM   #2
B.Barnato
So Fucking Banned
 
Industry Role:
Join Date: Nov 2010
Posts: 3,618
I take out my dildo and show them how I like it.
B.Barnato is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Old 05-01-2012, 10:22 PM   #3
baryl
Confirmed User
 
Industry Role:
Join Date: Aug 2011
Location: Las Vegas
Posts: 1,086
Tell your wives and girlfriends to get out there and practice!
baryl is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Old 05-01-2012, 10:36 PM   #4
raymor
Confirmed User
 
Join Date: Oct 2002
Posts: 3,745
Say nothing when they're doing it wrong. Say it's great the second they start doing something right. They'll learn.
raymor is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Old 05-01-2012, 10:38 PM   #5
96ukssob
So Fucking Banananananas
 
96ukssob's Avatar
 
Industry Role:
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: If I was in your ass you'd know it
Posts: 12,991


this girl I dated in college used to brag about her abilities in the bedroom... she was HORRIBLE and to get back at her, I told everyone on the floor of her dorm she sucked. They respected me because I would bribe them with food and booze. she moved out at the end of the semester and communed then said she would kill me
__________________
Email: Clicky on Me
96ukssob is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Old 05-01-2012, 10:55 PM   #6
epitome
So Fucking Lame
 
epitome's Avatar
 
Industry Role:
Join Date: Jun 2009
Location: St. Petersburg, FL
Posts: 12,156
You'll learn sucking dick ain't easy when in jail for your DWI.
epitome is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Old 05-01-2012, 11:05 PM   #7
jimmy-3-way
Confirmed User
 
jimmy-3-way's Avatar
 
Industry Role:
Join Date: Jun 2001
Location: Transform my name to numbers it'd be 121058710.
Posts: 3,861
Quote:
Originally Posted by MrMaxwell View Post
Males.. will you please STOP telling these broads they're so good, just because of how desperate you are, for the love of God. . . please. . . Thank YOU
My man I have had that same thought many times.

My favorite reply when you ask a girl about her skills, "I don't get any complaints."

Sheeeeeeet. Who's gonna complain about a BJ no matter how bad.
__________________
Make money offa that Asian honey - www.eroticmp.com.
jimmy-3-way is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Old 05-01-2012, 11:40 PM   #8
Paul Markham
Too old to care
 
Paul Markham's Avatar
 
Industry Role:
Join Date: Jun 2001
Location: On the sofa, watching TV or doing my jigsaws.
Posts: 52,943
True, very few girls are really good at giving a BJ. No use of the tongue, teeth, variation.
Paul Markham is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Old 05-01-2012, 11:51 PM   #9
Double trouble
So Fucking What?
 
Double trouble's Avatar
 
Industry Role:
Join Date: Feb 2008
Posts: 22,251
Quote:
Originally Posted by B.Barnato View Post
I take out my dildo and show them how I like it.
__________________
Double trouble is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Old 05-02-2012, 12:19 AM   #10
kal86
So Fucking Banned
 
Industry Role:
Join Date: Apr 2012
Posts: 194
i know 4real
kal86 is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Old 05-02-2012, 01:09 AM   #11
MrMaxwell
Too lazy to set a custom title
 
Industry Role:
Join Date: Jul 2005
Posts: 10,057
Quote:
Originally Posted by jimmy-3-way View Post
My man I have had that same thought many times.

My favorite reply when you ask a girl about her skills, "I don't get any complaints."

Sheeeeeeet. Who's gonna complain about a BJ no matter how bad.

I'll not only complain but I'll correct her .. and that does no good with many of them especially around here .. so they don't get to suck on me again
MrMaxwell is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Old 05-03-2012, 04:39 AM   #12
TurboAngel
H.B.I.C.
 
TurboAngel's Avatar
 
Industry Role:
Join Date: Jun 2003
Location: NC
Posts: 30,122
Quote:
Originally Posted by B.Barnato View Post
I take out my dildo and show them how I like it.
TurboAngel is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Old 05-03-2012, 04:47 AM   #13
JFK
FUBAR the ORIGINATOR
 
JFK's Avatar
 
Industry Role:
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: FUBARLAND
Posts: 67,374
Quote:
Originally Posted by epitome View Post
You'll learn sucking dick ain't easy when in jail for your DWI.
__________________

FUBAR Webmasters - The FUBAR Times - FUBAR Webmasters Mobile - FUBARTV.XXX
For promo opps contact jfk at fubarwebmasters dot com
JFK is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Old 05-03-2012, 04:54 AM   #14
EddyTheDog
Just Doing My Own Thing
 
EddyTheDog's Avatar
 
Industry Role:
Join Date: Jan 2011
Location: London, Spain, New Zealand, GFY - Not Croydon...
Posts: 25,064
"Come on hun, you know you love that thing I do with my... "

I have news for you 'hun' - and none of it's good!!
EddyTheDog is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Old 05-03-2012, 05:23 AM   #15
lagcam
Confirmed User
 
Industry Role:
Join Date: Jul 2007
Posts: 2,892
Quote:
Originally Posted by Paul Markham View Post
I take out my teeth and show them how I like it.
Nice tip Paul.
lagcam is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Old 05-03-2012, 06:20 AM   #16
L-Pink
working on my tan
 
L-Pink's Avatar
 
Industry Role:
Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: Florida/Kentucky
Posts: 39,151
hahaha, I'd like to see the train wreck that would suck your dick.

.
L-Pink is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Old 05-03-2012, 06:51 AM   #17
Jakez
Confirmed User
 
Jakez's Avatar
 
Industry Role:
Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: oddfuturewolfgangkillthemall!!!!!!!
Posts: 5,656
Quote:
Originally Posted by L-Pink View Post
hahaha, I'd like to see the train wreck that would suck your dick.

.
__________________
[email protected] - jakezdumb - 573689400

Killuminati
Jakez is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Old 05-03-2012, 07:05 AM   #18
DamianJ
Too lazy to set a custom title
 
DamianJ's Avatar
 
Industry Role:
Join Date: Jul 2006
Location: A magical land
Posts: 15,808
Quote:
Originally Posted by Paul Markham View Post
True, very few girls are really good at giving a BJ. No use of the tongue.
Huh? How can you give a blow job without using tongue?

I'm beginning to think you may not have had the number of women you claim...
DamianJ is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Post New Thread Reply
Go Back   GoFuckYourself.com - Adult Webmaster Forum > >
Women who can't suck and who think that they can Women who can't suck and who think that they can
« Previous Thread | Next Thread »

Bookmarks



Advertising inquiries - marketing at gfy dot com

Contact Admin - Advertise - GFY Rules - Top

©2000-, AI Media Network Inc



Powered by vBulletin
Copyright © 2000- Jelsoft Enterprises Limited.