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  • SilentKnight
    Megan Fox's fluffer
    • Oct 2005
    • 24818
    #1

    Battleship - the movie

    Just watched Battleship.

    Wow! I feel like I dropped a few IQ points. Great CGI f/x - but the script and dialogue seemed written by a 12-yo. And plot holes big enough to swallow a Buick.

    Anyone else wasted time on this one?
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    • seeandsee
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      • Mar 2006
      • 50945
      #2
      Rihanna is having a roll, i think that give you good pointers what kind of movie is that, and i LIKE Liam Neeson to watch but Rihanna, wtf?!?...
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        • SilentKnight
          Megan Fox's fluffer
          • Oct 2005
          • 24818
          #3
          Liam Neeson was in the movie for all of about 8-10mins. Just enough to collect a paycheque.

          Rhianna wasn't as bad as I thought she might be. Basically she was eye candy, though...and was limited to saying "Yes sir," and carrying a weapon. At least she didn't embarrass herself.

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            • CurrentlySober
              Too lazy to wipe my ass
              • Aug 2002
              • 38945
              #4




              i like battleshits...


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                • John-ACWM
                  Work Work Work
                  • Nov 2008
                  • 20060
                  #5
                  Not yet but I think I will watch it anyway, just for the popcorn.

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                    • smutnut
                      So Fucking Banned
                      • Jul 2007
                      • 5889
                      #6

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                        • Danevaninc
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                          • Nov 2010
                          • 47
                          #7
                          just saw Cabin in the Woods and they had a preview for this POS.... it made no sense, 1st it looked like a love story, then a military flick, then a CGI non-descript water-based alien invasion? Retaaaarded!
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                            • Rochard
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                              • Dec 2001
                              • 75733
                              #8
                              Originally posted by SilentKnight
                              ....but the script and dialogue seemed written by a 12-yo. And plot holes big enough to swallow a Buick.
                              If you really pay attention to anything you watch, there are always huge holes. My wife watches NCIS and sometimes the writing is so predictable and there are always huge holes in it. Everything is like that.
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                                • SilentKnight
                                  Megan Fox's fluffer
                                  • Oct 2005
                                  • 24818
                                  #9
                                  Originally posted by Rochard
                                  If you really pay attention to anything you watch, there are always huge holes. My wife watches NCIS and sometimes the writing is so predictable and there are always huge holes in it. Everything is like that.
                                  True...but some are more glaring than others. There were a few in this flick I'm sure even an 8yo. would say WTF?!

                                  i.e. - the USS Missouri (decommissioned in 1998 and permanently parked in Pearl Harbour as a museum) is miraculously re-activated within minutes - complete with live ordinance, fuel and a crew of WWII navy veterans (who just happen to be on board when needed?!).

                                  Hell, I'm willing to suspend disbelief along with the best of 'em for the sake of a good blow'em up action flick...but jeez Louise. I didn't know we literally had to leave our brains at the theatre door on the way in.

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                                    • SilentKnight
                                      Megan Fox's fluffer
                                      • Oct 2005
                                      • 24818
                                      #10
                                      Originally posted by Danevaninc
                                      just saw Cabin in the Woods and they had a preview for this POS.... it made no sense, 1st it looked like a love story, then a military flick, then a CGI non-descript water-based alien invasion? Retaaaarded!
                                      Cabin in the Woods was a good watch. Not what I thought it was going to be judging by just the title.

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                                        • newb102k
                                          So Fucking Banned
                                          • Aug 2011
                                          • 667
                                          #11
                                          still nice movie and CGI

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                                            • kane
                                              Too lazy to set a custom title
                                              • Aug 2001
                                              • 20684
                                              #12
                                              Originally posted by Rochard
                                              If you really pay attention to anything you watch, there are always huge holes. My wife watches NCIS and sometimes the writing is so predictable and there are always huge holes in it. Everything is like that.
                                              Most weekly TV shows are that way. My mom loves that show Monk and if you watch 10 minutes of it and use any common sense you would know that Monk would never be allowed within 100 yards of a crime scene.

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                                                • AliceInBondageLand
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                                                  • Apr 2012
                                                  • 161
                                                  #13
                                                  Nah, if I am going to pay money to go watch a movie based on a board game, I am holding out for Settlers of Catan the Movie....

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                                                    • Radical Bucks
                                                      So Fucking Banned
                                                      • Dec 2011
                                                      • 673
                                                      #14
                                                      The movie is not out til May how did you see it already?

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                                                        • SilentKnight
                                                          Megan Fox's fluffer
                                                          • Oct 2005
                                                          • 24818
                                                          #15
                                                          Originally posted by Radical Bucks
                                                          The movie is not out til May how did you see it already?
                                                          Advance screening.

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                                                            • sojproductions
                                                              Confirmed User
                                                              • Aug 2006
                                                              • 2160
                                                              #16
                                                              I watched it a couple of weeks ago, been out in thailand for 3 weeks, loved the first hour, mindless fun, then it got tedious, effects are awesome though, if you love special effects it's worth the entrance fee - if you like a plot, poking fingers in your eyes will be time better spent
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                                                                • 2intense
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                                                                  • Dec 2009
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                                                                  #17
                                                                  i think its not bad at all
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                                                                    • lucas131
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                                                                      • Aug 2004
                                                                      • 11475
                                                                      #18
                                                                      looks like creators are degenerated by their mattels transformers

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                                                                        • smutnut
                                                                          So Fucking Banned
                                                                          • Jul 2007
                                                                          • 5889
                                                                          #19
                                                                          I still say HUNGRY HUNGRY HIPPOS is going to kick ass!

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                                                                            • baryl
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                                                                              • Aug 2011
                                                                              • 1086
                                                                              #20
                                                                              If Hungry Hungry Hippos is real then we've officially hit rock-bottom.

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                                                                                • smutnut
                                                                                  So Fucking Banned
                                                                                  • Jul 2007
                                                                                  • 5889
                                                                                  #21
                                                                                  Originally posted by baryl
                                                                                  If Hungry Hungry Hippos is real then we've officially hit rock-bottom.
                                                                                  It's based on a true story and one of the hippos is already being nominated for best supporting actor

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                                                                                    • bronco67
                                                                                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                      • Dec 2006
                                                                                      • 29032
                                                                                      #22
                                                                                      If I see that damn trailer one more time....

                                                                                      okay hollywood, you've got me. Giant alien spacecraft, battleships and buildings exploding. I don't need to see the trailer every time I go to the theater.

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                                                                                        • Matt 26z
                                                                                          So Fucking Banned
                                                                                          • Apr 2002
                                                                                          • 18481
                                                                                          #23
                                                                                          The delayed US release is to make their production money back before the US critics slam the movie. I think I read that it cost $200m to make and they are at $140m in revenue so far before the US release.

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                                                                                            • Some Guy
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                                                                                              • Dec 2001
                                                                                              • 1750
                                                                                              #24
                                                                                              I'm disappointed to hear this movie sucks so bad 'cause it looked like it had a ton of potential. When I first saw the trailer a few months ago I was like, "Wow, that looks awesome." Almost every review I've seen so far has raked it over the coals. Sucks, because I'm a big Liam Neeson fan. Guess I'll be waiting until it comes to NetFlix in a few years. Ha.

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                                                                                                • pornguy
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                                                                                                  • Mar 2003
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                                                                                                  #25
                                                                                                  Its a forkin moive.. enjoy the 60$ you and the wife or GF or both spent to go and forget about it.
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