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WarChild · 04-26-2012, 07:16 AM

What's it like trying to have a business relationship with somebody who is a complete and untter fruitcake? More fruit than cake in this instance too.

I mean, it's not just a few quirks, Saraswirls is obviously completely lacking in common sense and reason. Here's a few examples off the top of my head:

1) Thinks that each and every payment processor, without fail, is conspiring to work against her depsite literally thousands of examples of others not having issues. Seriously believes that it's everybody else that is the problem and refuses to consider it's her.

2) Believes and has stated that third party billing processors have highly advanced and complicated AI bots posting on this board just to discredit her.

3) Believes that bankers are conspiring to take $20 from clients here and there for short periods of time to cover some kind of "short position" for periods of a couple of weeks despite posting Billions of dollars in annual profit. Refuses to understand even the very basics of credit card pre-authorizations.

I'm sure you get whole earfulls of crazy. So what's it like?

iSpyCams · 04-26-2012, 07:43 AM

Some people have a talent for dealing with crazy chicks. After all, there doesn't seem to be any other kind.

TurboAngel · 04-26-2012, 07:45 AM

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Originally Posted by pompousjohn

Some people have a talent for dealing with crazy chicks. After all, there doesn't seem to be any other kind.

We're not all crazy!

iSpyCams · 04-26-2012, 07:50 AM

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Originally Posted by TurboAngel

We're not all crazy!

No sweetie, not you. You are the only sane woman in the world and I love you.

- that's what he tells you isn't it?

wehateporn · 04-26-2012, 08:48 AM

A team can be greater than the sum of its parts

Saraswirls + Beaner = Dreamteam

iSpyCams · 04-26-2012, 09:17 AM

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Originally Posted by wehateporn

A team can be greater than the sum of its parts

Saraswirls + Beaner = Dreamteam

It seems a little bit of crazy is often a key ingredient to winning formulas. They would be winning harder though if she would limit her posts to promotional stuff about content updates and leave the billing stuff to Beaner. If she absolutely cannot restrain herself from hatching conspiracy theories about billers and banks and other institutions she depends on for her daily bread then she should probably get a fake nick to avoid the awkwardness when she has to do business with those people.

WarChild · 04-26-2012, 09:20 AM

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Originally Posted by pompousjohn

It seems a little bit of crazy is often a key ingredient to winning formulas. They would be winning harder though if she would limit her posts to promotional stuff about content updates and leave the billing stuff to Beaner. If she absolutely cannot restrain herself from hatching conspiracy theories about billers and banks and other institutions she depends on for her daily bread then she should probably get a fake nick to avoid the awkwardness when she has to do business with those people.

Totally agree. If her site really does convert as well as Beaner claims, I could probably send up to 10 sales a day or so. I won't even consider it though because I'm not going to enter in to any kind of business relationship with a lunatic. Especially on a revshare site where the owner is playing stupid and very ignorant games with billing companies. I can't be the only one either

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TurboAngel · 04-26-2012, 04:21 PM

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Originally Posted by pompousjohn

No sweetie, not you. You are the only sane woman in the world and I love you.

- that's what he tells you isn't it?

LMAO! Yes that's what they say!

garce · 04-26-2012, 04:24 PM

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Originally Posted by WarChild

What's it like trying to have a business relationship with somebody who is a complete and untter fruitcake? More fruit than cake in this instance too.

I have know idea WHO or WHAT you are talking to or about, but I want to be an "UNTTER FRUITCAKE"

I feel that I'm missing out. Anyway, best of luck to you and yours and blah blah bah. Please share the secrets of the untter...

spunky99 · 04-26-2012, 04:30 PM

beaner = McFadden ?

lazycash · 04-26-2012, 04:40 PM

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Originally Posted by garce

I have know idea WHO or WHAT you are talking to or about, but I want to be an "UNTTER FRUITCAKE"

Don't worry, you're there already.

AdultKing · 04-26-2012, 04:48 PM

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Originally Posted by WarChild

I won't even consider it though because I'm not going to enter in to any kind of business relationship with a lunatic.

this.

Dirty F · 04-26-2012, 05:11 PM

She's a total nujob. And surprise surprise turns out to be a truther. What are the odds.

bean-aid · 04-26-2012, 05:18 PM

The relationship works perfect. She is not a lunatic at all, she is passionate about certain things. I don't know anybody, at all, in this entire business, that does what she does and documents via a website. Hands down it is one of the most innovative and creative ways to make a living.

She can vent all she wants. Maybe sometimes goes a bit too far, but oh well.

I can say for sure from a business stand point if you aren't promoting her site with what we have coming up, and have relative traffic, you are leaving money on the table. Perceived rhetoric aside, we all have a goal to live comfortably and make some money.

Dirty F · 04-26-2012, 05:34 PM

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Originally Posted by beaner

The relationship works perfect. She is not a lunatic at all

uhm i stopped reading here. She is completely fucked in her head. Not sure how you can deny that.

SwirlsGirl · 04-26-2012, 05:59 PM

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Originally Posted by beaner

The relationship works perfect. She is not a lunatic at all, she is passionate about certain things. I don't know anybody, at all, in this entire business, that does what she does and documents via a website. Hands down it is one of the most innovative and creative ways to make a living.

She can vent all she wants. Maybe sometimes goes a bit too far, but oh well.

I can say for sure from a business stand point if you aren't promoting her site with what we have coming up, and have relative traffic, you are leaving money on the table. Perceived rhetoric aside, we all have a goal to live comfortably and make some money.

*Heartfelt* Beaner thanks but you really did not have to do that for me, I am a big girl and have been called much worse...

I am starting to think these threads might be helping us as I notice we have jumped from 989,000 2012 alexa ranking in January to 394,000 alexa ranking in april 2012

Oh Yeah that is a big statement and Our Guy Beaner deserves tons of credit, he is without question the hardest working man we are aware of in the adult industry and he gets our cosign any day of the week, for anyone hoping to take their operation to the next level...you will not find a more dedicated,professional,trustworthy individual than Beaner!

Forget what you think about me, Beaner is a force unto himself, and we are excited and confident that we will be in a long strong productive relationship with Beaner for years to come! He is Awesome!

Even had a few new affiliates sign up this week, and 1 signed up today....something seems to be working.

So no body else is seeing an influx in "denied by bank" transactions lately?

04-26-2012, 07:16 AM	#1
WarChild Let slip the dogs of war. Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Bermuda Posts: 17,263	Question for Beaner ... What's it like trying to have a business relationship with somebody who is a complete and untter fruitcake? More fruit than cake in this instance too. I mean, it's not just a few quirks, Saraswirls is obviously completely lacking in common sense and reason. Here's a few examples off the top of my head: 1) Thinks that each and every payment processor, without fail, is conspiring to work against her depsite literally thousands of examples of others not having issues. Seriously believes that it's everybody else that is the problem and refuses to consider it's her. 2) Believes and has stated that third party billing processors have highly advanced and complicated AI bots posting on this board just to discredit her. 3) Believes that bankers are conspiring to take $20 from clients here and there for short periods of time to cover some kind of "short position" for periods of a couple of weeks despite posting Billions of dollars in annual profit. Refuses to understand even the very basics of credit card pre-authorizations. I'm sure you get whole earfulls of crazy. So what's it like? __________________ . Last edited by WarChild; 04-26-2012 at 07:17 AM..

04-26-2012, 08:48 AM	#5
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04-26-2012, 05:18 PM	#14
bean-aid So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: the land of woke sleuths Posts: 16,493	The relationship works perfect. She is not a lunatic at all, she is passionate about certain things. I don't know anybody, at all, in this entire business, that does what she does and documents via a website. Hands down it is one of the most innovative and creative ways to make a living. She can vent all she wants. Maybe sometimes goes a bit too far, but oh well. I can say for sure from a business stand point if you aren't promoting her site with what we have coming up, and have relative traffic, you are leaving money on the table. Perceived rhetoric aside, we all have a goal to live comfortably and make some money.