Doing a article on what guys don't want to hear from girlfriends, any thoughts?

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  • chaze
    Confirmed User
    • Aug 2002
    • 9774

    #1

    Doing a article on what guys don't want to hear from girlfriends, any thoughts?

    It's just for a local magazine, they want a article on what girls should never say to their boyfriends.
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  • porno jew
    Too lazy to set a custom title
    • Nov 2006
    • 10166

    #2
    "suck my cock bb."

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    • lucas131
      ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
      • Aug 2004
      • 11475

      #3
      its our lucky day, i am pregnant

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      • L-Pink
        working on my tan
        • Mar 2005
        • 39151

        #4
        You're my first white guy.

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        • MaDalton
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          • Feb 2004
          • 39861

          #5
          "what do you think right now?"

          "does this dress/shirt/jeans/blouse/etc make me look fat?"

          "do we want to visit my parents this weekend?"

          "will you come shoe shopping with me?"
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          • mikesouth
            Confirmed User
            • Jun 2003
            • 6334

            #6
            "we are going to visit my mother"

            " how many girls HAVE you been with"

            "you arent putting THAT THING anywhere NEAR my ass"

            "Dont you think its stupid for BOTH of us to be paying rent, I will just move in with you"

            "Now that I live here you don't need all that porn anymore so I threw it out, I also deleted every female from your cell phone except your mom and I"

            "Maybe we should get married"

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            • papill0n
              Unregistered Abuser
              • Oct 2007
              • 15547

              #7
              shit on me baby

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              • CaptainHowdy
                Too lazy to set a custom title
                • Dec 2004
                • 94725

                #8
                I've always thought that, whatever your girlfriend says, you're not really listening to her ...

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                • Socks
                  Confirmed User
                  • May 2002
                  • 8475

                  #9
                  The one thing I never want coming out of my wife is....

                  decibels.

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                  • redwhiteandblue
                    Bollocks
                    • Jun 2007
                    • 2793

                    #10
                    Ummm, I might have dented your car a little bit.
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                    • Oracle Porn
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                      • Oct 2002
                      • 24433

                      #11
                      a sound.


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                      • Wizzo
                        2011 GFY Hall of Fame!
                        • Nov 2000
                        • 15224

                        #12
                        "we need to talk".... never followed by anything good...lol
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                        • kane
                          Too lazy to set a custom title
                          • Aug 2001
                          • 20684

                          #13
                          We can do anal baby, I'm actually used to have massive, thick penises in my ass so I won't have any trouble with you.

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                          • u-Bob
                            there's no $$$ in porn
                            • Jul 2005
                            • 33063

                            #14
                            "Oh, it's so cute"

                            And then there's the questions that you simply can't give a correct answer to. Whatever your answer is, it will get you in trouble:

                            "What are you thinking?"

                            "How do you feel?"

                            "Do you find HER attractive?"

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                            • ilnjscb
                              Confirmed User
                              • Jun 2009
                              • 8972

                              #15
                              "I know I cheated on all my other boyfriends, but you're different."
                              "was your dad bald?"
                              "hey, don't feel bad, I don't really need to come every time"

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