Txt conversation with my mother in law

[DatingFactory]

This is not Bennett, this is real :-)

While my wife was taking a shower i started texting my mother in law...

Kinda funny!

[cthulhu_waves]

That is too funny! LOL

[Rochard]

Why do I think something like this recently happened you?

[Donny]

By the way, it's not "hot, stick and sweet". It's "hot, sticky sweet". Ever bothered to just think, "Hey, the way I've been singing this song doesn't make sense at all...maybe I should find out what the lyrics say"?

Mo, your tip of the day: Google is your friend for lyrics.

[Donny]

I bet ya got lots of parts of that song wrong in your head. Many people do. Here ya go:

http://www.azlyrics.com/lyrics/defle...sugaronme.html

[Donny]

I just found part of that song I've been singing wrong...

I've been saying "sweet potatoes, saccharine" and it says, "sweet to taste, saccharine". We're in the same boat. LOL.

[SuckOnThis]

[Evil Chris]

haha funny...

and you could have done so much more with it too!

[Bugbee]

that was great damnlol

[John-ACWM]

Thanks for the laughs!

[seeandsee]

if this is real, then EPIC WIN

[DatingFactory]

By the way, it's not "hot, stick and sweet". It's "hot, sticky sweet". Ever bothered to just think, "Hey, the way I've been singing this song doesn't make sense at all...maybe I should find out what the lyrics say"?

Mo, your tip of the day: Google is your friend for lyrics.

Ha! well.... I know AC/DC songs better.

My poor mother in law is my favorite victim...yesterday she called the house and i answered with "Hi Thanks for calling McDonald, how may i help you?" ...pause for 10 secs...she hung up.

[Spunky]

Did you pour some sugar on her?

[B.Barnato]

"INCORRECT. Your favorite animal is the cat."

[DatingFactory]

Did you pour some sugar on her?

I did try to hit on her and i would totally do her...but she is not up for it.

[Choopa_Pardo]

holy shit I am CRYING.

My friend hates getting mass text messages. I might buy a pre-paid phone just to do this to him.

[DaLord]

HAHAHAHAHA now THAT'S funny

[JamesChoopa]

Totally unrelated but if you think these messages are funny, check out this site... You'll get some real good laughs.

http://www.dontevenreply.com/

[SuckOnThis]

holy shit I am CRYING.

My friend hates getting mass text messages. I might buy a pre-paid phone just to do this to him.

Just get a google voice number and you can type it online, here's one I did to a friend....


Me: Thanks for signing up for Cat Facts! You now will receive fun daily facts about CATS! >0< 7:01 AM

Me: Cats use their tales for balance and have nearly 30 bones in them! <To cancel Daily Cat Facts, reply 'cancel'> 7:02 AM

Me: Would you like to receive a Cat Fact every hour? <reply 'Tfdfekf985' to cancel> 7:02 AM

Becky: Stop texting this phone!!! i never signed up for cat facts when i hate cats! 7:10 AM

Me: Command not recognized. You now have a <year> subscription to Cat Facts and will receive fun <hourly> updates! 7:11 AM

Me: In ancient Egypt killing a cat was a crime punishable by death. Thanks for choosing Cat Facts! 8:39 AM

Becky: Stop! I dont want cat facts! i will report u as harassment! Stop! 8:41 AM

Me: Command not recognized. Please let us know you are human to cancel by completing the following sentence: 8:41 AM

Me: Your favorite animal is the <blank> 8:42 AM

Becky: Dog! 8:42 AM
Becky: Dog! 8:43 AM

Me: INCORRECT. Your favorite animal is the cat. You will continue to receive Cat Facts every <hour>! 8:43 AM
Me: Welcome to Cat Facts! Did you know that the first cat show was held in 1871 at The Crystal Palace in London? Mee-wow! 8:45 AM

Becky: Stop texting me! 8:45 AM
Becky: I Hate cats! 8:46 AM
Becky: And i will file a law suit for harassment! Stop! 8:47 AM

Me: Thanks for texting Cat Facts! Remember, every time you text Cat Facts you will receive an instant Cat Fact. To cancel reply with 'TYrfgdgfgreh558ee' 8:47 AM

Becky: I NEVER SIGNED UP FOR THIS! STOP! 8:48 AM

Me: COMMAND NOT RECOGNIZED. Did you know there are over 100 distinct breeds of domestic cats? Plenty of furry love! 8:49 AM

Becky: TYrfgdgfgreh558ee 8:50 AM
Becky: And u are INCORRECT, I HATE CATS! 8:52 AM

Me: COMMAND NOT RECOGNIZED. Cats bury their feces to cover their trails from predators. <To cancel Cat Facts reply with 76dfdmmm78rybdfdsfe555ehg6> 8:52 AM

Me: You want to cancel? Please answer the following question to confirm you are human: 8:54 AM

Me: Your favorite animal is the <blank> 8:54 AM

Becky: Dog! 8:58 AM
Me: INCORRECT. Your favorite animal is the cat. You will continue to receive Cat Facts every <hour>! 8:59 AM

Becky: No! im calling my attorney now! 9:01 AM

Me: If you would like to sign him up for Cat Facts please reply with his cell number <normal rates apply> 9:04 AM

[IdealImageMgmt]

Wow

Wow thats really crazy!!!

[qwe]

hahahaha

Just get a google voice number and you can type it online, here's one I did to a friend....


Me: Thanks for signing up for Cat Facts! You now will receive fun daily facts about CATS! >0< 7:01 AM

Me: Cats use their tales for balance and have nearly 30 bones in them! <To cancel Daily Cat Facts, reply 'cancel'> 7:02 AM

Me: Would you like to receive a Cat Fact every hour? <reply 'Tfdfekf985' to cancel> 7:02 AM

Becky: Stop texting this phone!!! i never signed up for cat facts when i hate cats! 7:10 AM

Me: Command not recognized. You now have a <year> subscription to Cat Facts and will receive fun <hourly> updates! 7:11 AM

Me: In ancient Egypt killing a cat was a crime punishable by death. Thanks for choosing Cat Facts! 8:39 AM

Becky: Stop! I dont want cat facts! i will report u as harassment! Stop! 8:41 AM

Me: Command not recognized. Please let us know you are human to cancel by completing the following sentence: 8:41 AM

Me: Your favorite animal is the <blank> 8:42 AM

Becky: Dog! 8:42 AM
Becky: Dog! 8:43 AM

Me: INCORRECT. Your favorite animal is the cat. You will continue to receive Cat Facts every <hour>! 8:43 AM
Me: Welcome to Cat Facts! Did you know that the first cat show was held in 1871 at The Crystal Palace in London? Mee-wow! 8:45 AM

Becky: Stop texting me! 8:45 AM
Becky: I Hate cats! 8:46 AM
Becky: And i will file a law suit for harassment! Stop! 8:47 AM

Me: Thanks for texting Cat Facts! Remember, every time you text Cat Facts you will receive an instant Cat Fact. To cancel reply with 'TYrfgdgfgreh558ee' 8:47 AM

Becky: I NEVER SIGNED UP FOR THIS! STOP! 8:48 AM

Me: COMMAND NOT RECOGNIZED. Did you know there are over 100 distinct breeds of domestic cats? Plenty of furry love! 8:49 AM

Becky: TYrfgdgfgreh558ee 8:50 AM
Becky: And u are INCORRECT, I HATE CATS! 8:52 AM

Me: COMMAND NOT RECOGNIZED. Cats bury their feces to cover their trails from predators. <To cancel Cat Facts reply with 76dfdmmm78rybdfdsfe555ehg6> 8:52 AM

Me: You want to cancel? Please answer the following question to confirm you are human: 8:54 AM

Me: Your favorite animal is the <blank> 8:54 AM

Becky: Dog! 8:58 AM
Me: INCORRECT. Your favorite animal is the cat. You will continue to receive Cat Facts every <hour>! 8:59 AM

Becky: No! im calling my attorney now! 9:01 AM

Me: If you would like to sign him up for Cat Facts please reply with his cell number <normal rates apply> 9:04 AM

[Sunny Day]

Stop spam texts

If you have ATT, and you receive a spam text, forward it to 7726. ATT will then text back asking for the phone number the text came from. Text the number back and they must actually take care of it as the spammer has never texted me since.

Texts aren't as bad as people who say you signed up for something and hit your cell for $9.95. Again, a call to ATT got the charge dropped. Wish Time Warner had such great service.

[DatingFactory]

Totally unrelated but if you think these messages are funny, check out this site... You'll get some real good laughs.

http://www.dontevenreply.com/

Too funny! Now i have another site to waste my productivity time with

[Sarah_Jayne]