Not only is EVERY little bit funny, it also is incredibly well done with every little detail spot on perfect. Truly an amazing piece of work.

It will be a crime if this ever leaves the first page.

It's the one thread that brings all of GFY together to have a good laugh :)

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Could someone pin this? If not, remember to bump :winkwink:

Paul, this is NOT true.
































I may be laughing but I still have my tits. :disgust

OMG :1orglaugh:1orglaugh

On this day I am thankful to know the difference between people laughing with me and at me.

This thread is pure gold.

great thread paul

congrats to the winners

lmao that has just shifted my feelings atm from low to laughing - thanks :1orglaugh

You're a good sport Paul. I know you can see why this is funny :)

:thumbsup:thumbsup:thumbsup:thumbsup

One thing seems to be missing - the shortcut to his ignore list...

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

So much win!

That's easy, it doesn't exist, so how could it be missing?

:)

I do see why it is. It's flattering that he took so much time to get it right. Would anyone else on the board of warranted such attention?

If I was working and earning peanuts or destitute I would hate it. My savior is sitting here retired, financially secure, happy and seeing so many having to work hard. My health is my only worry.

Well done Coup. Thank you. :thumbsup

Aaron for you to laugh your tits off would take a major event. :winkwink:

How's life?

I told the old fart everyone makes fun of him, but he would not leave the board...

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

For me personally, knowing there's a Paul Markham "out there", posting away, giving his awesome "m-advice", warms me deep inside....

Oh wait, that was the bad gaucamole from last night. Nevermind.

Of course we all believe you are flattered by the fact that you have made yourself the joke of a billion dollar industry with your idiotic ranting and that you are thrilled with the growing and widespread acknowledgement of that fact by your "peers".

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Nah, that's your wife.

You're MORE than welcome. :winkwink:

Were you watching the film The Big Lebowski while eating it? Something like "Knowing the Dude is out there make me feel good." Rings a bell.

This topic should never be on page two.

Yes, it was a double feature, along with 'How To Succeed In Business Without Really Trying". :)

great thread paul

I really feel for Paul now.

In future every single time he creates a new thread aimed at telling us how to do something, what is wrong with something, or reminding us what he told everybody 10 years ago, the first 50 replies at least are going to be Coup's Paul Markham GFY image.

I feel honored an humbled that my name appears in that brilliant pic. . . that is one of the best things in the history of GFY.

I would feel sorry for myself if this industry wasn't in decline. :winkwink:

kinda like a tranny version of trainspottin lol

why do you want this industry to decline, why do you tell people they can't make money in porn and will fail over and over again? why do you get off on trying to make people fail?

lot like you really :1orglaugh

its pathetic isnt it

he doesnt understand its a reflection of himself either

the fact he cant make money online and his earnings are in decline seems to somehow to translate into everyone cant make a living online

yes if you strip away his wall of texts it's same message over and over, "no one can make money" and "you are lying about making money."

not too helpful on a webmaster message board where aside fro the fucking around and trolling people do post useful info sometimes.

he wonders why people laugh at him.

in the end he is a narcissist. he really can't see anything outside of his experience. can't comprehend others have other experiences. thus why coup nailed it so hard. :1orglaugh

https://gfy.com/showpost.php?p=18887551&postcount=251

And so it begins...

LMAO

https://gfy.com/showpost.php?p=18889087&postcount=27

llololololol