I'm not sure if this will win the topic of the month, but it definitely deserves something! Email us your address and we'll send you an Apple TV - [email protected]

Booomshakalaka!

Just bought GoPaulYourself.com

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Thank you for the post.

This thread will be bookmarked and in one year, we can see who is still here.

you will be idiot we know that much :1orglaugh:1orglaugh

I start a thread that goes for 20+ pages and got an award. Plus $3,000. So no hard feelings. :thumbsup

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kick ass!

the most self centered

the most self absorbed

and the least self aware

I saved it and will post it when I see a good reason, maybe when Coup has to go flip burgers for a living. :1orglaugh

youre just a fucking cockhead mate :2 cents:

by your own admission you dont know what anyone here does so wtf u talking about

try to remember you are the fucking idiot at home on a pension while his wife works a job

fucking shit talking pole smoker :321GFY

Anyone without a sig flips burgers.

telling us how fucked the porn industry is while you do exactly the same shit as everyone else :1orglaugh

telling us how theres too much free porn online while you try to sell us some :1orglaugh

Email Sent, Thanks Theo :)
It should have only taken 15.. but it ended up being more like 25-30 because I couldn't stop laughing like a mad man. heh. Glad Everyone seemed to find this chop funny. :)
Flipping burgers would be a big step up for me. I currently give out handies to lonely truck drivers in filthy truckstop bathroom stalls. :(

Is Paul Markham incorporated currently hiring? SAVE ME FROM THIS HELL

There already has been a good reason. To laugh our tits off at you. And it seems everyone has.

HTH.

got funnier

You mad Paul ?

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:1orglaugh quoted for page 2 :1orglaugh

Yeah, it still gets funnier... :thumbsup

I love the logout button :thumbsup

haha nice :1orglaugh

his response was to say he would repost it :1orglaugh

like it somehow could be an insult to somebody other than himself :1orglaugh

he wont ever get it.

Fuck, I just noticed tabs and log off button.
This is THE GFY CLASSIC HOF !!!

heh-heh :)

I was gonna add a top banner ad for paulmarkhamteens but I couldn't get his magic join banner links to work :(

http://www.paulmarkhamcash.com/affiliates/banners.php

Oh, I had adblock on heh.

He wont see it as funny, he will see it as a glimpse of some Doc Brown dystopian prophecy

I'd convert it to a skin for next years April 1 :upsidedow

Not only is EVERY little bit funny, it also is incredibly well done with every little detail spot on perfect. Truly an amazing piece of work.

It will be a crime if this ever leaves the first page.

It's the one thread that brings all of GFY together to have a good laugh :)

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Could someone pin this? If not, remember to bump :winkwink:

Paul, this is NOT true.
































I may be laughing but I still have my tits. :disgust

OMG :1orglaugh:1orglaugh

On this day I am thankful to know the difference between people laughing with me and at me.

This thread is pure gold.

great thread paul

congrats to the winners

lmao that has just shifted my feelings atm from low to laughing - thanks :1orglaugh

You're a good sport Paul. I know you can see why this is funny :)

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One thing seems to be missing - the shortcut to his ignore list...

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So much win!

That's easy, it doesn't exist, so how could it be missing?

:)

I do see why it is. It's flattering that he took so much time to get it right. Would anyone else on the board of warranted such attention?

If I was working and earning peanuts or destitute I would hate it. My savior is sitting here retired, financially secure, happy and seeing so many having to work hard. My health is my only worry.

Well done Coup. Thank you. :thumbsup

Aaron for you to laugh your tits off would take a major event. :winkwink:

How's life?

I told the old fart everyone makes fun of him, but he would not leave the board...

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For me personally, knowing there's a Paul Markham "out there", posting away, giving his awesome "m-advice", warms me deep inside....

Oh wait, that was the bad gaucamole from last night. Nevermind.

Of course we all believe you are flattered by the fact that you have made yourself the joke of a billion dollar industry with your idiotic ranting and that you are thrilled with the growing and widespread acknowledgement of that fact by your "peers".

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