Pay for it to be properly trained by a professional. You can find people/companies that not only house train dogs but can also get them to follow commands such as sit, heel etc.

I told that fucking animal to stay of my computers, Its going to get the eletric shock punishment now.

No Kill Shelter....easy 'nuff :)

Kenny is an idiot.

My dog is trained well enough to find things by scent.

Contact your local ASPCA. There is probably a dog pound in your area (where they bring strays, etc.). A puppy will be snapped up within hours of being put on display there.

I think most dogs are :winkwink:

this is the best thread ever...sad things happen to animals...in small towns and out on farms...but no one ever broadcasts what they did...give it some more time...a dog is the only security guard you can ever get that can't be bought off

Kenny:

First of all you have to be smarter than the dog to train it properly, that would be your first mistake in being dumber than the dog.

Second, from seeing how stupid you are on this thread, It wouldn't surprise me if it's you that is pissing all over the house and not the dog...

Third, like everyone says here, you're a fucking idiot...

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get the puppy a crate , place paper down , when puppy is wet remove paper , repeat , take puppy out after all meals and every hour or two , puppies have no bladder control, praise puppy when puppy relieves self outside , never scold puppy when puppy goes inside - they have no control but praise when puppy goes outside ,REPEAT , REPEAT , soon you'll have puppies telling you when they have to go outside and that can be beneficial for your health if you're a full time webmaster sitting at your computer all day , what kind of dog is it?

Ha ha.... yeah. Shock him good. I hope he grows up to be huge and he eats you alive.



Moron.

I was fucking joking. Fuck you

Alot of you people jumped the bandwagon to flame me, funny. I can read through this and laugh. I guess alot of webmasters are soft.

No, it's pretty much fuck YOU Kenny, not me. I'm a dog owner. I've owned and loved dogs for 20 years now, so when I read posts from a dipshit that can't figure out how to give basic training to a puppy and admits that he slaps it around due to his own inabilities, yeah... I get a bit testy about it.

If you had half a brain in your fucking head you'd see that, and adjust your thinking accordingly instead of trying to pass it off as a joke and acting like a further pudfucker.

what are you talking about soft? you are an idiot!...why dont you do some research about getting a pet before you actually get one...heaven forbid you decide to have a baby...what are you going to then shoot it because it wont stop crying?

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I cant figure out where the hell you are comming from kenny??? what the fuck would give you the idea to shoot a puppy?? Its not even funny to post. dogs take a lot of responsiblity, they arent going to pee when you ask them to. your parents should have shot you when you were getting potty trainned, how many times did you piss your pants?? I would take that puppy in a heart beat! STUPID!!!

What does "being soft" have to do with commenting on how stupid you are for getting a puppy you're too dumb to train?

Listen I am not going to argue with anybody on a message board. I have no real intentions of killing my dog. I think I pointed that out. But its obvious that some people have nothing better to do then set behind their keyboards and post inaccurate judgements and openly insult me. And that is why I say "fuck you". If you think for one minute I am going to allow myself to be insulted with childish names then your wrong.
I should of realized alot of webmasters are office type soft people. I lived in places where people could get shot for looking at somebody wrong. Maybe I can joke about violence with more ease. It is my fault. But I am not one to allow myself to be insulted.

Kenny............I will beat you to death with a pencil.

sell it on e-bay, just say it pisses everywhere and a freak who love to lick dog piss on the ground will buy it.

I smelled the bullshit. I did smell it.

Thanks to the people with reason who can address the real issue and give me advice reguarding my puppy. Alot of it I have already tried, some I will give a shot. And I apologize to the people who take things like that very seriously. It is my fault for posting such a hostile post. I can offer no more then that.

Kenny.

If you take the puppy out, you have to stay with him/her until the job is done. That way, the puppy begins to associate peeing/defacating outside with reward, which is you saying 'good dog' and giving him/her a treat of some kind. Dogs learn far better with positive reinforcement than with a slap on the head.

There are even some breeds who 'remember' that slap on the head and when they get older, will pay you back.

I took my puppies out every half hour, need it or not. It took a few weeks for them to train, depending on how smart they were.

Shih-tzus are very tough to train. They don't like getting their feet wet, which is hard because we live in Washington State, which is very wet, most of the time.

At night, I kept the puppy in a small kennel, because they don't shit where they sleep.

Whenever I went out, the puppy would go into the kennel, so I didn't have to come home to a mess.

Once the puppies trained, that's when they were allowed human privileges, like sleeping in bed with us.

If that fails or you're thinking you don't want to do this, then your local animal shelter is probably the best chance this puppy has for a normal life.

But..to drive your puppy ten miles away...I know that's just frustration talking....and it's understandable...but...don't..please...it's not a good thing to do. It doesn't offer them any chance at any kind of life....just a slow death.

Good luck to you. The time you spend is worth it, in the end...'cause dogs..when they love you...it's forever.

If you hang yourself we will believe that you are truly sorry.

Wow.

That was creepy.

My dog's name is Raven.

But this was a good post.