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lil2rich4u2 · 02-10-2003, 12:59 AM

hmmmm

I have no money now, but getting a tax refund. Might as well start looking for ways to spend it all!

Id like some SE hits!

I dont care what the niche is as long as i find a sponsor to promote it.

Ill give you free reign over 5 domain's. ill even build the pages and let you tweek them! If needed ill buy a new domain or 2.

Dunno if anyone sells this kind of service, but if your interested please tell me what you have to offer, im all ears!

Check wont come for 3 weeks so we have plenty of time to talk about it.

pornJester · 02-10-2003, 01:08 AM

I sale top google placement

NetRodent · 02-10-2003, 01:12 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by lil2rich4u2
I dont care what the niche is as long as i find a sponsor to promote it.

I don't mean to rain on your parade, but why would someone with the skills to get search engine traffic, send it to you and not to a sponsor directly? If you had your own sites it would be one thing, but it seems like you don't.

If you want search engine traffic, start reading, researching and experimenting.

lil2rich4u2 · 02-10-2003, 01:14 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by NetRodent

I don't mean to rain on your parade, but why would someone with the skills to get search engine traffic, send it to you and not to a sponsor directly? If you had your own sites it would be one thing, but it seems like you don't.

I have plenty of sites, im just no good at getting SE hits.

Im not asking for anyone to send me hits, im asking for someone to get me placement so i get my own hits, lol

Sly_RJ · 02-10-2003, 01:14 AM

Dude, I think you're crazy. WTF are you doing? Contact me tomorrow, I'll point you in the right direction on a few things.

You're making the same mistakes I did, 10 fold.

AkiraSS · 02-10-2003, 01:15 AM

My price per site is $2k
Might some obscene to some people, but for those interested in getting a site in the top 20 positions may freely contact me on ICQ: 17630227

Dildozer · 02-10-2003, 01:17 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by AkiraSS
My price per site is $2k
Might some obscene to some people, but for those interested in getting a site in the top 20 positions may freely contact me on ICQ: 17630227

$2k for top 20
could mean alot of things

lil2rich4u2 · 02-10-2003, 01:21 AM

sly,

you, darkhorse, xratedjoe, notjoe, spunky, serendipidy, fletch, HQ, juicy (grrrr) and many more have been trying so hard to help me.

I know it takes time, i know its hard and i know you dont get rich overnight.

Ive been at this a long time now, and between my family, my girl, my social life .... it needs to start paying off or im gonna have to kiss it goodbye.

Every fucking night i hear from my girl "wtf is this shit doing for you, or for us! you sit there for 16 fucking hours a night and dont even talk to me!!!" lol

I need to atleast see the light in the horizon, im going nowhere fast here.

Ill catch you on icq tomorow bud, thanks.

lil2rich4u2 · 02-10-2003, 01:26 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by AkiraSS
My price per site is $2k
Might some obscene to some people, but for those interested in getting a site in the top 20 positions may freely contact me on ICQ: 17630227

your out of your mind man, lol

I know i asked for prices, but thats fucking insane!

shit i can get top 20 for "hairy transectual midgets pissing on fat tranny teens" and get 2 hits a week, lol

unless you can get top 20 for "teen" or "porn" or anything else that will deliver some serious volume daily, i think ill pass.

NetRodent · 02-10-2003, 01:28 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by lil2rich4u2

I have plenty of sites, im just no good at getting SE hits.

Im not asking for anyone to send me hits, im asking for someone to get me placement so i get my own hits, lol

Your original post didn't say you wanted your own sites promoted, it said you were going to send hits to sponsors.

Just becareful who you do business with, there are a lot snake oil peddlers in the SEO business.

Darkhorse · 02-10-2003, 01:28 AM

Can't help you mutch with the SE's mate, I would however suggest downloading Good keywords (free).

Run a search in google and you will find it, It tells you what people are searching for and so forth.

Good luck man

lil2rich4u2 · 02-10-2003, 01:30 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Darkhorse
Can't help you mutch with the SE's mate, I would however suggest downloading Good keywords (free).

Run a search in google and you will find it, It tells you what people are searching for and so forth.

Good luck man

Hey bud,

i know i think i drilled you on the whole SE thing before, lol

i have been using this:
http://inventory.overture.com/d/sear...ry/suggestion/
to find things people search for.

NetRodent · 02-10-2003, 01:34 AM

If you're looking for keywords, you might also want to check out Overture's and 7Search's suggestion tools.

Overture's Search Term Suggestion Tool

7Search's Keyword Suggestion Tool

lil2rich4u2 · 02-10-2003, 01:34 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by NetRodent
Just becareful who you do business with, there are a lot snake oil peddlers in the SEO business.

yea im not sure how to deal with this as far as making the deal.

maybe half cash up front, and half upon me seeing my placement or something.

I guess this kinda thing is hard to contract since it is so unpredictable.

Not like some guy is gonna sit here and say:

Ok $200 bucks and youll have top 20 for "petite teens", youll get 42k hits per day and make 12 signups. this whole process will take 1 month to complete."

lol

lil2rich4u2 · 02-10-2003, 01:43 AM

hmmm

or maybe i just quit the biz now, and consider my unspent tax return a profit? lol

NetRodent · 02-10-2003, 01:43 AM

Have you spoken to Inktomi/Altavista/Lycos about paid inclusion?

lil2rich4u2 · 02-10-2003, 01:50 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by NetRodent
Have you spoken to Inktomi/Altavista/Lycos about paid inclusion?

Well ive spoken to a few dozen people, they always say google is the only one worthwhile anymore. Figured it be a waste of cash paying for spots there.

NetRodent · 02-10-2003, 01:57 AM

While it is true that Google is by far the most important search engine these days, its also where competition is the fiercest. Lycos and AV are small but with a little work they can be cost effective. Inktomi still powers MSN so it still has serious traffic, plus it was bought by Yahoo recently. These three certainly don't compare with Google but you're more likely to be able to achieve results with them.

Fletch XXX · 02-10-2003, 02:00 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by lil2rich4u2

you, darkhorse, xratedjoe, notjoe, spunky, serendipidy, fletch, HQ, juicy (grrrr) and many more have been trying so hard to help me.

for the record not me.

Dildozer · 02-10-2003, 02:21 AM

lil2rich
contact me on ICQ
we might be able to work something out

NickB. · 02-10-2003, 03:10 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by pornJester
I sale top google placement

Pornjester, please contact me at icq 122879984 or [email protected]
Thanx!

Ironhorse · 02-10-2003, 03:51 AM

Why not just buy traffic? This SE is very unpredictable at best and lately it has gone to shit, nobody gives antything out for free anymore, you should include this in your business model.

As far as your girlfriend, dude if your business model for adult includes naggy girlfriend complaining about your spending too much time paying the bills, with all due respect you are in the wrong business or with the wrong girl. time to choose.

But glancing over me ( and I don't know anything about your sites or such) you're taking a huge chance just hiring some seo nowadays on a promise especially if you're considering leaving the business..

maybe post your sites, someone might have better suggestion to you as far as what you can do.good luck anyways

...excuse the typos I'm a little tipsy

Matt_WildCash · 02-10-2003, 03:56 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by lil2rich4u2
sly,

you, darkhorse, xratedjoe, notjoe, spunky, serendipidy, fletch, HQ, juicy (grrrr) and many more have been trying so hard to help me.

I know it takes time, i know its hard and i know you dont get rich overnight.

Ive been at this a long time now, and between my family, my girl, my social life .... it needs to start paying off or im gonna have to kiss it goodbye.

Every fucking night i hear from my girl "wtf is this shit doing for you, or for us! you sit there for 16 fucking hours a night and dont even talk to me!!!" lol

I need to atleast see the light in the horizon, im going nowhere fast here.

Ill catch you on icq tomorow bud, thanks.

No offence but if you've been in this for a "long time" and you've now come up with this fantastic way of buying traffic from Search engine guys then you haven't done too well. (nobody with those skillz would do what your asking and your whole plan isn't to smart)

This probably isn't your biz if thats the best you can come up with or even considering doing that. Go get a normal job and leave this biz for the people who have made it there biz for the last 2-5 years.

Believe me, go spend time with your girl, you don't want to lose her over a business which your not doing well at. Shes worth a lot more than this silly business

TDF · 02-10-2003, 04:10 AM

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DarkJedi · 02-10-2003, 04:31 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by toodamnfli
spacedooooooooooooooogggg

hahaha, right on dude !!

Spread the word !! Spacedog is back !!

aleck · 02-10-2003, 07:04 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by lil2rich4u2

Hey bud,

i know i think i drilled you on the whole SE thing before, lol

i have been using this:
http://inventory.overture.com/d/sear...ry/suggestion/
to find things people search for.

get a clue

RMG2 · 02-10-2003, 07:09 AM

As a new SEO, I will go ahead and tell you. 90% of the people who claim to be SEOs and claim to be able to get you top spots are full of shit (note: I said most...not ALL). I've been doing a shitload of research on SEO forums and such and these so called SEOs are getting domains blacklisted left and right, so be careful if you hire someone.

There is no guarenteed way to grab a top spot in the listings, there are no guarentees at all when it comes to the SEs...especially google.

My

Tipsy · 02-10-2003, 08:54 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by RMG2
As a new SEO, I will go ahead and tell you. 90% of the people who claim to be SEOs and claim to be able to get you top spots are full of shit (note: I said most...not ALL). I've been doing a shitload of research on SEO forums and such and these so called SEOs are getting domains blacklisted left and right, so be careful if you hire someone.

There is no guarenteed way to grab a top spot in the listings, there are no guarentees at all when it comes to the SEs...especially google.

My

One of the few people who talks sense about SE's. Bet you ha'penny though few will ever believe it.

Lil2rich guy. Drop the idea. Really. It's the sort of method you use to top up income when you already have decent cashflow and more importantly you know what you're doing.

Rather than running around like a headless chicken you need to find something that makes you a little money be it TGP, AVS, free sites, whatever then for a while hit it like mad. Spend your 16 hours doing that. Build, submit and repeat. It's repeticious but will make money. Ignore all the 'advice' (many of the guys who wanna give you it are probably making no more than you), read a few good articles at places like porn resource and go full steam ahead concentrating on one thing. And don't expect instant money or results from it even if you choose TGP. In most cases it simply wont happen.

Oh well. That's my limit for useful advice this month. Do with it what you will. Back to spending most of the time on this board insulting newbies fpr being stupid. It's far more fun and at the end of the day probably far better for my bank balance than trying to get more people to actually succeed at this.

SEGuru · 02-10-2003, 09:41 AM

Hate to say it, but I have to chime in and agree with the rest of the crowd in here on that kind of offer to an SEO.

Your offer will attract every SEO shister that there is.

A good SEO will be speculative regarding your offer in the first place.

You should know that it will do you better to spend the time to study the Google forum at WebmasterWorld. Thats probably one of the most current forums there is on the subject, not to mention that Google has an undercover that participates there.

READ, READ, READ. Then you will have a better chance at figuring this out yourself and saving a bunch of money while investing in your future in this biz.

On your girl...set your priorities. Whats more important to you?
Set some timeframes for your work schedule and stick to it. You owe it to your girl and you owe it to yourself.

slapass · 02-10-2003, 11:50 AM

Important thing to consider is SEO takes some time. If you redid all your sites today you might get in on refresh for a day or 2 but first they need to be indexed which is early March then the dance end of march and you would see results. If you screwed up then start over. So My experience on Google is it takes some time. I doubled my google hits this month with stuff I did in Dec.

clickpimp · 02-10-2003, 11:55 AM

instead of paying someone to get you top listings on SE's - why not just pay for top listings on PPC SE's like Overture, Findwhat, Kanoodle, 7search, and Sex.com?

$200 is a couple thousand good targeted clicks on a PPC SE.

Libertine · 02-10-2003, 11:56 AM

Funny thing is, while everyone says search engine top spots can't be guaranteed... I knew this guy, who was able to get sites up to #1 for keywords of his choice on a few big Dutch search engines within a few weeks.
Took 'em years to find out how he did it.

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02-10-2003, 01:34 AM	#13
NetRodent Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: In the walls of your house. Posts: 3,985	If you're looking for keywords, you might also want to check out Overture's and 7Search's suggestion tools. Overture's Search Term Suggestion Tool 7Search's Keyword Suggestion Tool __________________ "Every normal man must be tempted, at times, to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats." --H.L. Mencken

02-10-2003, 01:43 AM	#16
NetRodent Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: In the walls of your house. Posts: 3,985	Have you spoken to Inktomi/Altavista/Lycos about paid inclusion? __________________ "Every normal man must be tempted, at times, to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats." --H.L. Mencken

02-10-2003, 01:57 AM	#18
NetRodent Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: In the walls of your house. Posts: 3,985	While it is true that Google is by far the most important search engine these days, its also where competition is the fiercest. Lycos and AV are small but with a little work they can be cost effective. Inktomi still powers MSN so it still has serious traffic, plus it was bought by Yahoo recently. These three certainly don't compare with Google but you're more likely to be able to achieve results with them. __________________ "Every normal man must be tempted, at times, to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats." --H.L. Mencken

02-10-2003, 12:59 AM	#1
lil2rich4u2 ICQ: 175171926 Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: New York, NY Posts: 11,046	SE Guru's - Ill Pay You! hmmmm I have no money now, but getting a tax refund. Might as well start looking for ways to spend it all! Id like some SE hits! I dont care what the niche is as long as i find a sponsor to promote it. Ill give you free reign over 5 domain's. ill even build the pages and let you tweek them! If needed ill buy a new domain or 2. Dunno if anyone sells this kind of service, but if your interested please tell me what you have to offer, im all ears! Check wont come for 3 weeks so we have plenty of time to talk about it.

02-10-2003, 01:15 AM	#6
AkiraSS Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: ICQ: 17630227 Posts: 2,988	My price per site is $2k Might some obscene to some people, but for those interested in getting a site in the top 20 positions may freely contact me on ICQ: 17630227

02-10-2003, 01:21 AM	#8
lil2rich4u2 ICQ: 175171926 Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: New York, NY Posts: 11,046	sly, you, darkhorse, xratedjoe, notjoe, spunky, serendipidy, fletch, HQ, juicy (grrrr) and many more have been trying so hard to help me. I know it takes time, i know its hard and i know you dont get rich overnight. Ive been at this a long time now, and between my family, my girl, my social life .... it needs to start paying off or im gonna have to kiss it goodbye. Every fucking night i hear from my girl "wtf is this shit doing for you, or for us! you sit there for 16 fucking hours a night and dont even talk to me!!!" lol I need to atleast see the light in the horizon, im going nowhere fast here. Ill catch you on icq tomorow bud, thanks.

02-10-2003, 01:28 AM	#11
Darkhorse Horsing Around Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: AU Posts: 5,864	Can't help you mutch with the SE's mate, I would however suggest downloading Good keywords (free). Run a search in google and you will find it, It tells you what people are searching for and so forth. Good luck man

02-10-2003, 02:21 AM	#20
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02-10-2003, 03:51 AM	#22
Ironhorse Pixel Pusher Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2002 Posts: 7,093	Why not just buy traffic? This SE is very unpredictable at best and lately it has gone to shit, nobody gives antything out for free anymore, you should include this in your business model. As far as your girlfriend, dude if your business model for adult includes naggy girlfriend complaining about your spending too much time paying the bills, with all due respect you are in the wrong business or with the wrong girl. time to choose. But glancing over me ( and I don't know anything about your sites or such) you're taking a huge chance just hiring some seo nowadays on a promise especially if you're considering leaving the business.. maybe post your sites, someone might have better suggestion to you as far as what you can do.good luck anyways ...excuse the typos I'm a little tipsy __________________ [email protected] Last edited by Ironhorse; 02-10-2003 at 03:54 AM..

02-10-2003, 04:10 AM	#24
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02-10-2003, 07:09 AM	#27
RMG2 Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2003 Posts: 106	As a new SEO, I will go ahead and tell you. 90% of the people who claim to be SEOs and claim to be able to get you top spots are full of shit (note: I said most...not ALL). I've been doing a shitload of research on SEO forums and such and these so called SEOs are getting domains blacklisted left and right, so be careful if you hire someone. There is no guarenteed way to grab a top spot in the listings, there are no guarentees at all when it comes to the SEs...especially google. My

02-10-2003, 09:41 AM	#29
SEGuru Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Fort Lauderdale...on the Intracoastal! Posts: 1,005	Hate to say it, but I have to chime in and agree with the rest of the crowd in here on that kind of offer to an SEO. Your offer will attract every SEO shister that there is. A good SEO will be speculative regarding your offer in the first place. You should know that it will do you better to spend the time to study the Google forum at WebmasterWorld. Thats probably one of the most current forums there is on the subject, not to mention that Google has an undercover that participates there. READ, READ, READ. Then you will have a better chance at figuring this out yourself and saving a bunch of money while investing in your future in this biz. On your girl...set your priorities. Whats more important to you? Set some timeframes for your work schedule and stick to it. You owe it to your girl and you owe it to yourself.

02-10-2003, 11:50 AM	#30
slapass Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Earth Posts: 14,625	Important thing to consider is SEO takes some time. If you redid all your sites today you might get in on refresh for a day or 2 but first they need to be indexed which is early March then the dance end of march and you would see results. If you screwed up then start over. So My experience on Google is it takes some time. I doubled my google hits this month with stuff I did in Dec.

02-10-2003, 11:55 AM	#31
clickpimp Confirmed User Join Date: May 2002 Posts: 1,159	instead of paying someone to get you top listings on SE's - why not just pay for top listings on PPC SE's like Overture, Findwhat, Kanoodle, 7search, and Sex.com? $200 is a couple thousand good targeted clicks on a PPC SE. __________________ eventually, earth will lose. enjoy it while it lasts.

02-10-2003, 11:56 AM	#32
Libertine sex dwarf Join Date: May 2002 Posts: 17,860	Funny thing is, while everyone says search engine top spots can't be guaranteed... I knew this guy, who was able to get sites up to #1 for keywords of his choice on a few big Dutch search engines within a few weeks. Took 'em years to find out how he did it. __________________ /(bb\|[^b]{2})/