A 'Clean' Joke... That made me chuckle...

Collapse
X
Collapse
 
  • Page of 1
  • Time
  • Show
Clear All
new posts
Previous template Next
  • CurrentlySober
    Too lazy to wipe my ass
    • Aug 2002
    • 38953
    #1

    A 'Clean' Joke... That made me chuckle...

    Two television ariels on a roof...



    They fall in love, and decide to get married...



    While the ceremony was nothing special....



    The reception was fantastic


    👁️ 👍️ 💩
    Tags: None
    • u-Bob
      there's no $$$ in porn
      • Jul 2005
      • 33063
      #2
      hehe

        Comment

        • L-Pink
          working on my tan
          • Mar 2005
          • 39151
          #3
          I don't particularly care for roof top humor.

          .

            Comment

            • CDSmith
              Too lazy to set a custom title
              • May 2001
              • 51460
              #4
              I thought the ariel race was extinct.
              Promote Wildmatch, ImLive, Sexier.com, and more!!

              ALWAYS THE HIGHEST PAYOUTS: Big Bux/ImLive SIGNUP ON NOW!!!
              Put some PUSSYCA$H in your pocket.               ICQ me at: 31024634

                Comment

                • alextokyo
                  So Fucking Banned
                  • Sep 2011
                  • 975
                  #5
                  Speaking of clean...

                  A woman sent her clothing to a Chinese laundry, but when it came back there were still stains on her panties. So the following week she enclosed a note saying, 'use more soap on panties.'

                  The next day when she picked up her laundry there was a note on it saying, 'use more paper on ass.'

                    Comment

                    • alextokyo
                      So Fucking Banned
                      • Sep 2011
                      • 975
                      #6
                      And one for the resident poo lover:

                      As I sat in the living room, my 5 year old son shouted to me from the back door.

                      "I can't hear you if you're shouting from outside." I said.

                      Again, he shouted back.

                      "I told you, I can't hear you from there. It's rude to shout. If you want me to hear you, walk into the living room." I replied.

                      A few moments later my son appeared in the living room.

                      "Dad, I've got dog shit all over my shoes."

                        Comment

                        • seeandsee
                          Check SIG!
                          • Mar 2006
                          • 50945
                          #7
                          Originally posted by alextokyo
                          And one for the resident poo lover:

                          As I sat in the living room, my 5 year old son shouted to me from the back door.

                          "I can't hear you if you're shouting from outside." I said.

                          Again, he shouted back.

                          "I told you, I can't hear you from there. It's rude to shout. If you want me to hear you, walk into the living room." I replied.

                          A few moments later my son appeared in the living room.

                          "Dad, I've got dog shit all over my shoes."
                          nice joke, backfire
                          BUY MY SIG - 50$/Year

                          Contact here

                            Comment

                            • mavruda
                              porn cartoonist
                              • Feb 2007
                              • 2597
                              #8
                              - What the heck are you ?!?
                              - I'm a ninja !
                              - Oh... why are you so slow then?
                              - I'm a turtle ninja!

                                Comment

                                • AllAboutCams
                                  Femcams.com
                                  • Jul 2011
                                  • 12234
                                  #9
                                  Statistically 9/10 people enjoy gang rape.
                                  However after further surveys they found that only 8/10 people enjoy gang rape, no-one likes going last.
                                  Binance - Blockchain and Crypto Asset Exchange
                                  Chaturbate make money in cams

                                    Comment

                                    • John-ACWM
                                      Work Work Work
                                      • Nov 2008
                                      • 20060
                                      #10
                                      Originally posted by alextokyo
                                      And one for the resident poo lover:

                                      As I sat in the living room, my 5 year old son shouted to me from the back door.

                                      "I can't hear you if you're shouting from outside." I said.

                                      Again, he shouted back.

                                      "I told you, I can't hear you from there. It's rude to shout. If you want me to hear you, walk into the living room." I replied.

                                      A few moments later my son appeared in the living room.

                                      "Dad, I've got dog shit all over my shoes."

                                        Comment

                                        • eroticsexxx
                                          Confirmed User
                                          • Aug 2006
                                          • 3133
                                          #11
                                          Originally posted by CurrentlySober
                                          Two television ariels on a roof...



                                          They fall in love, and decide to get married...



                                          While the ceremony was nothing special....



                                          The reception was fantastic

                                            Comment

                                            • 2MuchMark
                                              Mark of 2Much.net
                                              • Aug 2004
                                              • 50991
                                              #12
                                              Originally posted by CurrentlySober
                                              Two television ariels on a roof...



                                              They fall in love, and decide to get married...



                                              While the ceremony was nothing special....



                                              The reception was fantastic

                                                Comment

                                                • PiracyPitbull
                                                  Confirmed User
                                                  • Jan 2011
                                                  • 583
                                                  #13
                                                  Originally posted by alextokyo
                                                  And one for the resident poo lover:

                                                  As I sat in the living room, my 5 year old son shouted to me from the back door.

                                                  "I can't hear you if you're shouting from outside." I said.

                                                  Again, he shouted back.

                                                  "I told you, I can't hear you from there. It's rude to shout. If you want me to hear you, walk into the living room." I replied.

                                                  A few moments later my son appeared in the living room.

                                                  "Dad, I've got dog shit all over my shoes."
                                                  http://www.piracypitbull.com

                                                    Comment

                                                    • eroticsexxx
                                                      Confirmed User
                                                      • Aug 2006
                                                      • 3133
                                                      #14
                                                      A guy was crossing a road one day when a frog called out to him and said, "If you kiss me, I'll turn into a beautiful princess." He bent over, picked up the frog and put it in his pocket.

                                                      The frog spoke up again and said, "If you kiss me and turn me back into a beautiful princess, I will stay with you for a week." The guy took the frog out of his pocket, smiled at it and returned it to his pocket.

                                                      The frog then cried out, "If you kiss me and turn me back into a princess, I'll stay with you and do anything you want." Again the guy took the frog out, smiled at it and put it back into his pocket.

                                                      Finally the frog asked, "What is the matter? I've told you I'm a beautiful princess, that I'll stay with you for a week and do anything you want. Why won't you kiss me?" The guy said, "Listen, I'm a software engineer. I don't have time for a girlfriend, but a talking frog is cool."

                                                        Comment

                                                        • alextokyo
                                                          So Fucking Banned
                                                          • Sep 2011
                                                          • 975
                                                          #15
                                                          Originally posted by eroticsexxx
                                                          A guy was crossing a road one day when a frog called out to him and said, "If you kiss me, I'll turn into a beautiful princess." He bent over, picked up the frog and put it in his pocket.

                                                          The frog spoke up again and said, "If you kiss me and turn me back into a beautiful princess, I will stay with you for a week." The guy took the frog out of his pocket, smiled at it and returned it to his pocket.

                                                          The frog then cried out, "If you kiss me and turn me back into a princess, I'll stay with you and do anything you want." Again the guy took the frog out, smiled at it and put it back into his pocket.

                                                          Finally the frog asked, "What is the matter? I've told you I'm a beautiful princess, that I'll stay with you for a week and do anything you want. Why won't you kiss me?" The guy said, "Listen, I'm a software engineer. I don't have time for a girlfriend, but a talking frog is cool."

                                                            Comment

                                                            • MediaGuy
                                                              Confirmed User
                                                              • Sep 2004
                                                              • 5500
                                                              #16

                                                              YOU Are Industry News!
                                                              Press Releases: pr[at]payoutmag.com
                                                              Facebook: Payout Magazine! Facebook: MIKEB!
                                                              ICQ: 248843947
                                                              Skype: Mediaguy1

                                                                Comment

                                                                Previous template Next
                                                                Working...