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02-09-2003, 10:51 PM
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So Fucking Banned
Join Date: Jan 2003
Posts: 202
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yo moma!
Yo Moma's so fat..
Yo moma's so fat, the horse on her Polo shirt is real. Yo moma's so fat, when she works at the movie theater, she works as the screen. Yo moma's so fat, instead of wide leg jeans, she wears wide load. Yo moma's so fat, when she gets in an elevator, it HAS to go down. Yo moma's so fat, all of her clothes have to be custom made by a contractor. Yo moma's so fat, when I said I wanted "Pigs in a blanket" she got back in bed. Yo moma's so fat, when she was diagnosed with the flesh eating disease, the doctor gave her 5 years to live. Yo moma's so fat, she was born with a silver shovel in her mouth. Yo moma's so fat, when she runs she makes the CD player skip... at the radio station. Yo moma's so fat, when she crosses the street, cars look out for her. Yo moma's so fat, she puts mayonaise on aspirin. Yo moma's so fat, she could sell shade. Yo moma's so fat, when she hauls ass, she has to make two trips. Yo moma's so fat, her belly jiggle is the first ever perpetual motion machine. Yo moma's so fat, when she ran away, they had to use all four sides of the milk carton. Yo moma's so fat, instead of Levis 501 jeans, she wears Levi's 1002's. Yo moma's so fat, her picture takes two frames. Yo moma's so fat, when I yell "Kool-Aid," she comes crashing through the wall. Yo moma's so fat, she's got smaller fat women orbiting around her. Yo moma's so fat, a picture of her fell off the wall! Yo moma's so fat, her cereal bowl came with a lifeguard. Yo moma's so fat, when she hauls ass, she has friends come help. Yo moma's so fat, she's 36-24-36... but thats her forearm, neck, and thigh! Yo moma's so fat, they had to grease a door frame and hold a Twinkie on the other side to get her through. Yo moma's so fat, she can lay down and stand up and her height doesn't change. Yo moma's so fat, when she dances, she makes the band skip. |
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02-09-2003, 10:52 PM
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I need a beer
 
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Join Date: Jun 2002
Location: ♠ Toiletville ♠
Posts: 133,949
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Your not banned yet?
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02-09-2003, 10:53 PM
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So Fucking Banned
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02-09-2003, 11:03 PM
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Confirmed User
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Australia
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Riight.. and wheres the funny part
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02-09-2003, 11:05 PM
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