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  • kane
    Too lazy to set a custom title
    • Aug 2001
    • 20684

    #1

    Mean but funny April Fools joke

    A friend of mine recently got married to a woman who has 4 kids age range 18-11. The oldest is away at college, the rest live with them and go see their dad on weekends and vacation etc. A few weeks back my buddy and his wife told all the kids that in September they were taking a family trip and going to Disneyworld. They were all very excited, especially the 11 year old.

    Today he sits the 11 year old down and tells her that they were going over their plans for the trip and they just don't have enough money to take everyone. So since she is the youngest she isn't going to be going with them. They feel she will have more chances over the next few years to go. So while the rest of the family is at Disneyworld she will have to stay here with her dad.

    She turned pale as a ghost. Luckily he didn't let the cruelty last until she started crying and he told her it April Fools. She was pissed and told her mom and now she too is pissed at my buddy. It was cruel and mean and I'm likely going to hell for laughing when he told me about it, but I thought it was a great prank.
  • u-Bob
    there's no $$$ in porn
    • Jul 2005
    • 33063

    #2
    reminds me of:

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    • u-Bob
      there's no $$$ in porn
      • Jul 2005
      • 33063

      #3
      Originally posted by kane
      It was cruel and mean...
      and the little one will probably still remember it when your buddy is old and she gets to pick the retirement home...

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      • kane
        Too lazy to set a custom title
        • Aug 2001
        • 20684

        #4
        Originally posted by u-Bob
        and the little one will probably still remember it when your buddy is old and she gets to pick the retirement home...
        LOL I will have to tell him that. . . he better not get sick when he gets old.

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        • $5 submissions
          I help you SUCCEED
          • Nov 2003
          • 32195

          #5
          Originally posted by u-Bob
          reminds me of:
          That is one burnt prank See the look of humiliated anger in his eyes? poor kid. I didn't watch the whole vid but those parents better quickly follow up with a real xbox or emotional wounds might be opened and fester for life

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          • garce
            Confirmed User
            • Oct 2001
            • 7103

            #6
            I wanted to read this post but there was too many words.

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            • WiredGuy
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              • Aug 2002
              • 34512

              #7
              Originally posted by garce
              I wanted to read this post but there was too many words.
              I could not read the post because of the sig.
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              • kane
                Too lazy to set a custom title
                • Aug 2001
                • 20684

                #8
                Originally posted by WiredGuy
                I could not read the post because of the sig.
                WG
                I should just make a daily thread just so people can enjoy my sig. LOL

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                • DBS.US
                  Geo Cities
                  • Aug 2003
                  • 11843

                  #9
                  I never prank/scare my friends/family.
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                  • L-Pink
                    working on my tan
                    • Mar 2005
                    • 39151

                    #10
                    She should put ketchup in her panties then run in the house yelling daddy daddy I just got raped ...

                    .

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                    • Chosen
                      • Aug 2001
                      • 63151

                      #11
                      It wasn't very wise of him...

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                      • Mr. Garibaldi
                        Confirmed User
                        • May 2007
                        • 741

                        #12
                        11 yo is too young to understand adult humor

                        joke was dumb even for an adult, target was wrong too

                        your buddy is a dumbfuck

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                        • cooldude7
                          Confirmed User
                          • Nov 2009
                          • 4306

                          #13
                          Originally posted by Mr. Garibaldi
                          11 yo is too young to understand adult humor

                          joke was dumb even for an adult, target was wrong too

                          your buddy is a dumbfuck

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                          • woj
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                            • Jul 2002
                            • 47882

                            #14
                            Originally posted by u-Bob
                            reminds me of:
                            damn, that's gotta suck... poor kid...
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                            • Supz
                              Arthur Flegenheimer
                              • Jul 2006
                              • 11057

                              #15
                              this is a great story, april fools, this is not such a great story.

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                              • TheSquealer
                                Mayor of Thneedville
                                • Oct 2004
                                • 26174

                                #16
                                Originally posted by L-Pink
                                She should put ketchup in her panties then run in the house yelling daddy daddy I just got raped ...

                                .
                                Jesus man.

                                That's terrible.





                                Obviously,... she should do it while at Disneyland
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                                • 2MuchMark
                                  Mark of 2Much.net
                                  • Aug 2004
                                  • 50969

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by u-Bob
                                  reminds me of:
                                  That poor little kid. His parents are real douchebags.

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                                  • bronco67
                                    Too lazy to set a custom title
                                    • Dec 2006
                                    • 29032

                                    #18
                                    I don't understand the hole people have in themselves that need to be filled by playing dumb ass jokes on people.

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                                    • cooldude7
                                      Confirmed User
                                      • Nov 2009
                                      • 4306

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by u-Bob
                                      reminds me of:
                                      hes gonna get gun and shoot them very soon.,

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                                      • raymor
                                        Confirmed User
                                        • Oct 2002
                                        • 3745

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by garce
                                        I wanted to read this post but there was too many words.
                                        Let me guess, you're a lefty? It is a lot - probably a hundred words there.

                                        Just fucking with you garce.
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                                        • Spunky
                                          I need a beer
                                          • Jun 2002
                                          • 133986

                                          #21
                                          I liked my current tv provider,made me chuckle
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                                          • Mutt
                                            Too lazy to set a custom title
                                            • Sep 2002
                                            • 34431

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by u-Bob
                                            reminds me of:
                                            fucking cruel.

                                            there was another youtube video of the same kind of prank on a bunch of different kids - the little kids, under 5, weren't too upset, they are like dumb cute puppies at that age but the kids in this kid's age group were all very upset.

                                            absolutely terrible to play that kind of trick on a kid.
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                                            • kane
                                              Too lazy to set a custom title
                                              • Aug 2001
                                              • 20684

                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by Spunky
                                              I liked my current tv provider,made me chuckle
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                                              LOL that is great. I wonder how many people thought it was real.

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                                              • ottopottomouse
                                                She is ugly, bad luck.
                                                • Jan 2010
                                                • 13177

                                                #24
                                                she won't forget.
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                                                • John-ACWM
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                                                  • Nov 2008
                                                  • 20060

                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by u-Bob
                                                  reminds me of:
                                                  WOW what a bunch of cruel idiots!

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                                                  • Paul
                                                    Confirmed User
                                                    • Nov 2002
                                                    • 2637

                                                    #26
                                                    Originally posted by Mutt
                                                    fucking cruel.

                                                    there was another youtube video of the same kind of prank on a bunch of different kids - the little kids, under 5, weren't too upset, they are like dumb cute puppies at that age but the kids in this kid's age group were all very upset.

                                                    absolutely terrible to play that kind of trick on a kid.
                                                    I couldn't agree more!

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                                                    • Mr Pheer
                                                      So Fucking Banned
                                                      • Dec 2002
                                                      • 22083

                                                      #27
                                                      Dont fuck with your kids. They wont ever forget and when you're old, they get the last laugh.

                                                      Just ask my mom.

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                                                      • Mr Pheer
                                                        So Fucking Banned
                                                        • Dec 2002
                                                        • 22083

                                                        #28
                                                        Originally posted by u-Bob
                                                        reminds me of:
                                                        That kid should wait till next christmas when they are all asleep, and set the house on fire.

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                                                        • Pornopat
                                                          AdultTubeSubmits.com
                                                          • Dec 2003
                                                          • 10598

                                                          #29
                                                          Originally posted by u-Bob
                                                          reminds me of:
                                                          Poor kid...
                                                          scarred for life...:-(
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                                                          • Phoenix
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                                                            • Nov 2002
                                                            • 35475

                                                            #30
                                                            Originally posted by u-Bob
                                                            reminds me of:

                                                            that poor kid
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                                                            • WebairGerard
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                                                              • Sep 2005
                                                              • 8113

                                                              #31
                                                              Originally posted by Pornopat
                                                              Poor kid...
                                                              scarred for life...:-(
                                                              Quoted for truth!

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                                                              • pornguy
                                                                Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                • Mar 2003
                                                                • 62912

                                                                #32
                                                                Thats not right to do to a kid.

                                                                Just wrong in fact.
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                                                                • Gabriel
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                                                                  • Apr 2002
                                                                  • 4789

                                                                  #33
                                                                  I could just see the billable therapy hours in that kids tears.
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                                                                  • MarkDeus
                                                                    Confirmed User
                                                                    • Oct 2011
                                                                    • 643

                                                                    #34
                                                                    As an April Fools prank, a friend of mine created a story where he ended up in jail because I dared him to do the naked man. His girlfriend called me, yelling at me and asking what was the "challenge" I asked him to do.

                                                                    It was pretty funny.
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                                                                    • DamageX
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                                                                      • Jun 2001
                                                                      • 14293

                                                                      #35
                                                                      Originally posted by u-Bob
                                                                      "You know we can't afford an Xbox!"

                                                                      Yeah, no shit, since you're stupid enough to murder your kid emotionally, then post it on YouTube for the whole world to see, so he can get even more humiliated by others...

                                                                      Why isn't there a license to have children yet?
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