New Leaf - I'm NEVER going to mention poo on GFY again... EVER....

[CurrentlySober]

Posting about such things is extremely childish - I realize that now. Henceforth I shall never lower myself to such juvenile, immature behaviour.

I hear-by extend my heartfelt apologies to ANYONE who has ever been offended by my enjoyment of a healthy bowle movement.

Sorry...







Check date Biatchesss!!!!!

[Coup]

NOooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

[AsianDivaGirlsWebDude]

You're probably just pooped out from everyone dumping on you about all the shit you post....

ADG

[Scott McD]

Poooooooo !!!

Oh wait, I mean Boooooooo !!!!!!!

[awwhoez]

thank you

[redwhiteandblue]

I bet you poo. Er, I mean I bet you do.

[Chosen]

[mavruda]

I hope you wont feel offended or something :
Although I made it long time ago I'm posting it on April1st

[raymor]

You can't afford to post about poo.

[L-Pink]

Bullshit

.

[CyberHustler]

I hope you wont feel offended or something :
Although I made it long time ago I'm posting it on April1st

Nice... how much you charge for something like that?

[Double trouble]

I hope you wont feel offended or something :
Although I made it long time ago I'm posting it on April1st

Nice job

[PornDiscounts-R]

And todays date is.....

[CaptainHowdy]

I hope you wont feel offended or something :
Although I made it long time ago I'm posting it on April1st

You're one of my favorites, mav ...

[DamageX]

Maybe I can finally take you off my ignore list...

[Brent 3dSexCash]

April Fool's, tomorrow's poo......

[brassmonkey]

you woke up covered in shit on your parents lawn after a nite of drinking didn't you?

[geedub]

April Fool's, tomorrow's poo......

Ruining the fun!

[globofun]

I don't believe this shit!

[Chosen]

I hope you wont feel offended or something :
Although I made it long time ago I'm posting it on April1st

Cool

[AsianDivaGirlsWebDude]

You can always use your new leaf to wipe your ass with...that's what people used to do before toilet paper was invented (and using their hands of course).

"When was toilet paper invented?", "Who invented toilet paper?", and "What did people use before toilet paper was invented?" Here are a few of the highlights in the evolution of toilet paper that we've compiled from various sources.

What did people use before toilet paper? Well, just use your imagination: grass, leaves, fur, mussell shells, corncobs, stinging nettles... okay, maybe not that last, at least not more than once.

The ancient Greeks used stones and pieces of clay; ancient Romans used sponges on the ends of sticks, kept in jugs filled with salty water. Mideasterners commonly used the left hand, which is supposedly still considered unclean in the Arabian region.

"Official" toilet paper - that is, paper which was produced specifically for the purpose - dates back at least to the late 14th Century, when Chinese emperors ordered it in 2-foot x 3-foot sheets.

Corncobs and pages torn from newspapers and magazines were commonly used in the early American West. The Sears catalogue was well-known in this context, and even produced such humorous spinoffs as the "Rears and Sorebutt" catalogue.

The Farmer's Almanac had a hole in it so it could be hung on a hook and the pages torn off easily.

Joseph C. Gayetty of New York started producing the first packaged toilet paper in the U.S. in 1857. It consisted of pre-moistened flat sheets medicated with aloe and was named "Gayetty’s Medicated Paper". Gayetty's name was printed on every sheet.

Rolled and perforated toilet paper as we're familiar with today was invented around 1880. Various sources attribute it to the Albany Perforated Wrapping (A.P.W.) Paper Company in 1877, and to the Scott Paper company in 1879 or 1890.

On a side note, the Scott Company was too embarrassed to put their name on their product, as the concept of toilet paper was a sensitive subject at the time, so they customized it for their customers... hence the Waldorf Hotel became a big name in toilet paper.


In 1935, Northern Tissue advertised "splinter-free" toilet paper. Yep, you read that right; early paper production techniques sometimes left splinters embedded in the paper. And you thought you had it tough!

In 1942, St. Andrew's Paper Mill in Great Britain introduced two-ply toilet paper.

America experienced its first toilet paper shortage in 1973.

The Virtual Toilet Paper Museum opened its virtual doors in 1999.

Here I Sit,
In All This Shit and Vapor -
Someone Stole the Toilet Paper.
I Cannot Wait,
I Cannot Linger,
Guess I'll Have to Use My Finger!

The moral of this story? Don't take shit for granted!



ADG

[CurrentlySober]

I hope you wont feel offended or something :
Although I made it long time ago I'm posting it on April1st

Thats brilliant

[jerryb]

One turd of us to the least don't believe you.

[Jim_Gunn]

I actually feel kind of sorry for you that you feel that the only way to get attention or distinguish yourself in the industry is repeating the same utter nonsense on a message board. Haven't you ever aspired to anything better?

[CurrentlySober]

I actually feel kind of sorry for you that you feel that the only way to get attention or distinguish yourself in the industry is repeating the same utter nonsense on a message board. Haven't you ever aspired to anything better?

Please dont feel sorry for me I am perfectly happy.

Yes, I aspired to something when I was much younger, I achieved it and pretty much retired...

I dont mind being known as the 'Poo Guy' - At least I'm not the 'Guy constantly bitching about a certain biller' or a 'guy constantly calling people out; or a 'guy trying to interfere in other peoples biz'

Live 'n let live, is my motto

[mavruda]

Nice... how much you charge for something like that?

http://mavruda.wwoec.com/pricing.html

[lazycash]

[V_RocKs]

first it was #1... then #2... what is #3?