new email scam i got today - GoFuckYourself.com

DVTimes · 03-31-2012, 10:51 AM

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I am a professional assassin and SMERSH have contracted me to assassinate you and have specifically paid extra for a particularly nasty death which makes it look like you died in a particularly bizarre sex game gone wrong; I had already bought the shire horse stallion (he's called Henry), the lard and the dragon dildo (from Bad Dragon of course, I only use the very best tools) when I found out that you are innocent of the accuse, so I make out this time to contact you. Unfortunately international crime syndicates won't admit to mistakes and cancel the hit so I will be forced to carry out the assassination on you. Sorry about that old chap but rules are rules.

There is an option for me to help you in other for you to know who had paid SMERSH for your DEATH and don't forget my men had been monitoring you for the past few days and daily record of your activities is been sent to me but I have refuse to order your DEATH.

Get back to me if you value your LIFE with all due speed or else I regret I will have to carry out my original contract to assassinate you and although he is quite charming for a horse I don't think Henry is the most sensitive of lovers.

You can contact me back here ([email protected])

Toodle Pip!

Dai Teatime
International Assassin

nice email

porno jew · 03-31-2012, 10:53 AM

i thought you quit posting. why you lie?

signupdamnit · 03-31-2012, 11:04 AM

Just wanted to say "thanks" real quick for suggesting Chaturbate go revshare only a couple weeks back, DVtimes....

SGS · 03-31-2012, 04:25 PM

Cunt 3456

DarkJedi · 03-31-2012, 04:25 PM

didn't you stop posting, asshole?

papill0n · 03-31-2012, 05:28 PM

and can I just add what a fucking sack of shit you are

cooldude7 · 03-31-2012, 08:43 PM

umm thats not scam

L-Pink · 03-31-2012, 08:45 PM

I just sent them a 50% deposit.

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anexsia · 03-31-2012, 08:48 PM

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Originally Posted by L-Pink

I just sent them a 50% deposit.

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lemme know how it works out, was thinking about doing the same.

Coup · 03-31-2012, 08:49 PM

Chosen · 04-01-2012, 12:27 AM

Seems legit

pornmasta · 04-01-2012, 12:38 AM

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Originally Posted by Coup

DamianJ · 04-01-2012, 01:10 AM

fuck off you scamming thief cunt

03-31-2012, 04:25 PM	#4
SGS Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Mallorca - Nottingham Posts: 5,176	Cunt 3456 __________________ See sig...

03-31-2012, 10:53 AM	#2
porno jew Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2006 Posts: 10,166	i thought you quit posting. why you lie?

03-31-2012, 11:04 AM	#3
signupdamnit Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2007 Posts: 6,697	Just wanted to say "thanks" real quick for suggesting Chaturbate go revshare only a couple weeks back, DVtimes....

03-31-2012, 04:25 PM	#5
DarkJedi No Refunds Issued. Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: GFY Posts: 28,299	didn't you stop posting, asshole?

03-31-2012, 05:28 PM	#6
papill0n Unregistered Abuser Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2007 Posts: 15,547	and can I just add what a fucking sack of shit you are

03-31-2012, 08:43 PM	#7
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03-31-2012, 08:45 PM	#8
L-Pink working on my tan Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Florida/Kentucky Posts: 39,152	I just sent them a 50% deposit. .

03-31-2012, 08:49 PM	#10
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04-01-2012, 12:27 AM	#11
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04-01-2012, 01:10 AM	#13
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