I had a "no ones home" jerk off today!

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  • Pete
    Confirmed User
    • Jan 2001
    • 6617

    #1

    I had a "no ones home" jerk off today!

    Little bit of friction marks but wow, talk about launching one!!!!
    Evoke Electronics
  • Coup
    🚨 PBBC International 🚨
    • Apr 2010
    • 9931

    #2
    Thank you for sharing.

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    • Bladewire
      StraightBro
      • Aug 2003
      • 56228

      #3
      I had a "no ones home" jerk off today!

      Originally posted by Pete
      Little bit of friction marks but wow, talk about launching one!!!!
      Pics or it didn't happen


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      • Pete
        Confirmed User
        • Jan 2001
        • 6617

        #4
        Originally posted by Squirtit
        Pics or it didn't happen
        Im still trying to clean my mess.
        Evoke Electronics

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        • d-null
          . . .
          • Apr 2007
          • 13724

          #5
          Originally posted by Squirtit
          Pics or it didn't happen

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          • brassmonkey
            Pay It Forward
            • Sep 2005
            • 77396

            #6
            Originally posted by d-null
            too much info
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            • Chosen
              • Aug 2001
              • 63151

              #7

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              • NaughtyRob
                Two fresh affiliate progs
                • Nov 2004
                • 29602

                #8
                Reminds me of the days when I discovered jacking off. As soon as I was alone I got all excited.
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                • L-Pink
                  working on my tan
                  • Mar 2005
                  • 39151

                  #9
                  I updated your facebook for you.

                  .

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                  • anexsia
                    Confirmed User
                    • May 2010
                    • 5735

                    #10
                    Originally posted by L-Pink
                    I updated your facebook for you.

                    .

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                    • bean-aid
                      So Fucking Banned
                      • Jun 2011
                      • 16493

                      #11
                      Originally posted by NaughtyRob
                      Reminds me of the days when I discovered jacking off. As soon as I was alone I got all excited.
                      I still remember when my grandma caught me jerking off on the couch

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                      • Spunky
                        I need a beer
                        • Jun 2002
                        • 133986

                        #12
                        I put lipstick on my hand and call it Betty

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                        • Pete
                          Confirmed User
                          • Jan 2001
                          • 6617

                          #13
                          Originally posted by Spunky
                          I put lipstick on my hand and call it Betty
                          I smack it and talk dirty to it.
                          Evoke Electronics

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                          • asdasd
                            So Fucking Banned
                            • Feb 2005
                            • 1225

                            #14
                            I lease cunt.

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                            • Scott McD
                              Too lazy to set a custom title
                              • Nov 2002
                              • 67798

                              #15
                              Originally posted by beaner
                              I still remember when my grandma caught me jerking off on the couch
                              Did you finish ??


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                              • Tom_PM
                                Porn Meister
                                • Feb 2005
                                • 16443

                                #16
                                Did not want to read.
                                43-922-863 Shut up and play your guitar.

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                                • bronco67
                                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                                  • Dec 2006
                                  • 29032

                                  #17
                                  "no one's home" is good -- but it's not as fun as a good stealth whack.

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                                  • Biggie Smalls Web Writing
                                    Confirmed User
                                    • Aug 2011
                                    • 3993

                                    #18
                                    Wonderful story

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                                    • jigg
                                      Confirmed User
                                      • Feb 2002
                                      • 2527

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by Squirtit
                                      Pics or it didn't happen
                                      what he said
                                      ......
                                      eight,eight,two,eight,eight,four,two
                                      ......

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                                      • 2intense
                                        Too lazy to set a custom title
                                        • Dec 2009
                                        • 12493

                                        #20
                                        holy shit !
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                                        • lucas131
                                          ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
                                          • Aug 2004
                                          • 11475

                                          #21
                                          so who have been at home?

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                                          • seeme
                                            Stephen
                                            • Jun 2011
                                            • 840

                                            #22
                                            Nothings worse than when you plan it all out and someone calls by and the whole time your thinking hurry the fuck up!

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                                            • Harmon
                                              ( ͡ʘ╭͜ʖ╮͡ʘ)
                                              • Mar 2004
                                              • 20012

                                              #23
                                              WHere's my money pete kabaab
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                                              • 2intense
                                                Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                • Dec 2009
                                                • 12493

                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by Harmon
                                                WHere's my money pete kabaab
                                                please show us another fake check
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                                                • globofun
                                                  Buk Lau
                                                  • Aug 2005
                                                  • 2651

                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by Harmon
                                                  WHere's my money pete kabaab

                                                  Here!



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                                                  Listen to me carefully: I will not tell you how to make money in this business and I won't give you a Fucking Link to a sponsor so I can make 5% of nothing....get yourself a Fucking Plan, stick to it, don't be a Lazy Bitch, and you will make money!

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                                                  • SwirlsGirl
                                                    So Fucking Banned
                                                    • Feb 2006
                                                    • 2067

                                                    #26
                                                    I love coming home after running errands and quietly turning the key in the door, sneaking up the stairs, slowly turning the door knob, sneaking up on hubby and Screaming "freeze" mother fucker while he is in mid jerk caught totally off guard!

                                                    fucking priceless!

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