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TrashyContent · 03-10-2012, 06:08 PM

I really want to come live in America... preferably Las Vegas or Arizona... will some one adopt me...

OK Maybe Adoption is a bit of a reach... well unless Madonna is reading this... sponsor me to come out there and shoot for you... Give me a job

Supz · 03-10-2012, 06:12 PM

unless you are the girl in your avatar. not interested.

scubadiver626 · 03-10-2012, 06:15 PM

The USA is no cup of tea either ;)

pornmasta · 03-10-2012, 06:16 PM

there is no cup of tea in USA !

baryl · 03-10-2012, 06:17 PM

Why Arizona? It's like Las Vegas minus all the fun stuff.

DudeRick · 03-10-2012, 06:25 PM

Just come across the boarder illegally. You wont need a job, you'll have a free ride for life!

pornmasta · 03-10-2012, 06:26 PM

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Originally Posted by DudeRick

Just come across the boarder illegally. You wont need a job, you'll have a free ride for life!

explain ! explain ! explain !

TrashyContent · 03-11-2012, 05:47 AM

Well I have visited the USA many times... I guess I enjoyed Vegas the most by a country mile... but not 100% sure if I could live there...

Arizona seems like a cool place, and a short plane ride away from Vegas... It's nice and hot, got golf courses, the Phoenix forum is there... I could hang out with the CCBill peeps... pop over to Steve Lightspeeds house for a bar bq... and they have a Tilted Kilt, Libary, and Heart Attack Grill...

BOOM !

alextokyo · 03-11-2012, 05:51 AM

Plenty of desperate, older American guys advertising on non-US Craigslist pages looking for wives.

EddyTheDog · 03-11-2012, 05:58 AM

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Originally Posted by TrashyContent

Well I have visited the USA many times... I guess I enjoyed Vegas the most by a country mile... but not 100% sure if I could live there...

Arizona seems like a cool place, and a short plane ride away from Vegas... It's nice and hot, got golf courses, the Phoenix forum is there... I could hang out with the CCBill peeps... pop over to Steve Lightspeeds house for a bar bq... and they have a Tilted Kilt, Libary, and Heart Attack Grill...

BOOM !

Now I want a go....

41 year old British queen with an attitude needs adoption.

SmutHammer · 03-11-2012, 06:25 AM

Been to Florida? I have traveled all over the usa, and If I chose a place to live it would be Florida. LA and Vegas are nice too, but Florida is much better.

Waiter · 03-11-2012, 06:28 AM

me as well ... anyone ?????

TrashyContent · 03-11-2012, 06:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ed Hammer

Been to Florida? I have traveled all over the usa, and If I chose a place to live it would be Florida. LA and Vegas are nice too, but Florida is much better.

Yeah I stayed at the most amazing place in Miami... Turnberry Isle Golf and Country Club... But little worried about Miami as Dexter lives there right ?

Biggie Smalls Web Writing · 03-11-2012, 12:50 PM

Try with Brad and Angelina

Fap · 03-11-2012, 03:24 PM

Pics will decide the outcome of this thread

ElleSorbet · 03-11-2012, 04:27 PM

I'll adopt you all - I'd love to have my place full of English accents and lots more Brit coms

epitome · 03-11-2012, 04:31 PM

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Originally Posted by TrashyContent

Yeah I stayed at the most amazing place in Miami... Turnberry Isle Golf and Country Club... But little worried about Miami as Dexter lives there right ?

He actually lives in Long Beach, CA as that is where they film the show.

Mike Honcho · 03-11-2012, 04:54 PM

Contact;

TrashyContent · 03-11-2012, 04:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fap

Pics will decide the outcome of this thread

Hmmm... For those deciding if they should adopt me or not

Shexy I know... Last pic is for Juicy !

SmutHammer · 03-11-2012, 05:09 PM

Nice T-Shirt

ninavain · 03-11-2012, 05:10 PM

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Originally Posted by Supz

unless you are the girl in your avatar. not interested.

what he said

EddyTheDog · 03-11-2012, 05:12 PM

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Originally Posted by ninavain

what he said

lol - Thats how I want to die - Knocked out by an overized cock....

Sunny Day · 03-11-2012, 09:03 PM

Another plan is H1B visa for special workers. I could hire you for "special talents." Only Brit I consider adopting is Denise Davies and I don't see my GF allowing that.

Make me an offer & I'll hire you.

TrashyContent · 03-12-2012, 05:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sunny Day

Another plan is H1B visa for special workers. I could hire you for "special talents." Only Brit I consider adopting is Denise Davies and I don't see my GF allowing that.

Make me an offer & I'll hire you.

That sounds like an option... I hadn't thought of that !

So I need to find someone who will take me on as a Photographer, with the special skills of making girls take their clothes off ! I should also mention I am a pretty mean cook too... as you can see from the pics my belly is self made

TrashyContent · 03-12-2012, 12:11 PM

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Originally Posted by TrashyContent

Hmmm... For those deciding if they should adopt me or not

Shexy I know... Last pic is for Juicy !

So not feeling the love since I posted my pics... your all so shallow

TurboAngel · 03-13-2012, 01:26 PM

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Originally Posted by TrashyContent

So not feeling the love since I posted my pics... your all so shallow

Awww you want to get married?

mineistaken · 03-13-2012, 05:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TrashyContent

So not feeling the love since I posted my pics... your all so shallow

I love that chick in porn midget photo.

Kelli58 · 03-13-2012, 05:50 PM

Hey for the right price, I'm always game for a good fake marriage or two.

But then again, for the right price, I guess that sort of describes all marriages, eh? :P

TrashyContent · 03-13-2012, 10:28 PM

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Originally Posted by mineistaken

I love that chick in porn midget photo.

That girl being the very sexy LouisaMay.com

blonda80 · 03-14-2012, 04:22 AM

good luck in getting adopted

TurboAngel · 03-19-2012, 07:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kelli58

Hey for the right price, I'm always game for a good fake marriage or two.

But then again, for the right price, I guess that sort of describes all marriages, eh? :P

He didn't say yes to either of us LOL.

TrashyContent · 03-19-2012, 08:43 AM

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Originally Posted by TurboAngel

He didn't say yes to either of us LOL.

I'll become a mormon and marry you both...

TurboAngel · 03-19-2012, 09:30 AM

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Originally Posted by TrashyContent

I'll become a mormon and marry you both...

Well when?

Sunny Day · 03-19-2012, 04:21 PM

you want a H1B visa for special workers, to gain entry
email me at tankahaha AT gmail DOT com
NO you will not be living with me

NetHorse · 03-19-2012, 04:45 PM

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Originally Posted by scubadiver626

The USA is no cup of tea either ;)

ahh another person with my AMP stats in their sig. Those stats are ancient, I have an updated one you can steal, check it out.

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