Today's shitty idea [03/16/2012] - GoFuckYourself.com

Voodoo · 03-16-2012, 08:17 PM

I think someone should make a site... where people can go watch free porn. Large amounts of free porn. Then, once you get them hooked on all the free porn they can eat... Give them more free porn. Maybe throw in a free car... Pay their rent for them... Feed them. Basically give them everything so they become dependent on you. Get ALL of their information over time. Name, Email, Address, Phone Number, Next of Kin... Get them to write you into their wills and leave you everything and name you the beneficiary on their insurance policy. Maybe even take out your own policy on them.

Then... Sell them to the highest bidder. Maybe for slave trade, or to use for human materials... Whatever the case is, sell them for $200k each. Do this before they spend $10,000.00 of your money.

$200,000.00 - $10,000.00 = $190,000.00 profit per person sold (PLUS the insurance money).

Coup · 03-16-2012, 08:24 PM

It'll never work. But good luck on your pipe dream anyway.

Voodoo · 03-16-2012, 08:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Coup

It'll never work. But good luck on your pipe dream anyway.

Did you do the math? It seems legit.

mafia_man · 03-17-2012, 07:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Voodoo

Did you do the math? It seems legit.

2+2=5

This idea is legit.

u-Bob · 03-17-2012, 07:40 AM

won't work without at least 3 magic join links.

Klen · 03-17-2012, 07:44 AM

You know,despise humorous content of idea,sound way way better then Dvtimes idea

ottopottomouse · 03-17-2012, 07:55 AM

Sounds like a mixture of a tube plus facebook.

03-16-2012, 08:17 PM	#1
Voodoo ♥ ♦ ♣ ♠ Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Porn Valley, CA Posts: 10,590	Today's shitty idea [03/16/2012] I think someone should make a site... where people can go watch free porn. Large amounts of free porn. Then, once you get them hooked on all the free porn they can eat... Give them more free porn. Maybe throw in a free car... Pay their rent for them... Feed them. Basically give them everything so they become dependent on you. Get ALL of their information over time. Name, Email, Address, Phone Number, Next of Kin... Get them to write you into their wills and leave you everything and name you the beneficiary on their insurance policy. Maybe even take out your own policy on them. Then... Sell them to the highest bidder. Maybe for slave trade, or to use for human materials... Whatever the case is, sell them for $200k each. Do this before they spend $10,000.00 of your money. $200,000.00 - $10,000.00 = $190,000.00 profit per person sold (PLUS the insurance money). __________________ "I'm selflessly supporting the common good, but only coincidentally looking out for No.1."

03-17-2012, 07:55 AM	#7
ottopottomouse She is ugly, bad luck. Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2010 Posts: 13,177	Sounds like a mixture of a tube plus facebook. __________________ ↑ see post ↑ 13101

03-16-2012, 08:24 PM	#2
Coup 🚨 PBBC International 🚨 Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: /👁\ Posts: 9,931	It'll never work. But good luck on your pipe dream anyway.

03-17-2012, 07:40 AM	#5
u-Bob there's no $$$ in porn Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: icq: 195./568.-230 (btw: not getting offline msgs) Posts: 33,063	won't work without at least 3 magic join links.

03-17-2012, 07:44 AM	#6
Klen Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Little Vienna Posts: 32,235	You know,despise humorous content of idea,sound way way better then Dvtimes idea