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  • heek
    Confirmed User
    • Jul 2011
    • 100

    #1

    Will grunt for money... step in

    Hello. I'm looking to line up work for next week and the weeks following.. It doesn't matter if it is long term or just one project. 100% of my income comes from working from home and I need to pick up some more work so all of my eggs are NOT in one basket. That's one very important thing I have learned from GFY in the past few years. Below, you will find a list of things that I can do. Pricing can be discussed via email and we can go from there. Turnaround time is very fast - I like to knock out the work I get as soon as possible!

    If you don't feel like doing to repetitive boring tasks like installing scripts or configuring them or anything like that, feel free to hit me up and I will knock them out. If there's stuff you need done that's NOT in this list, still email your lists to me and I will let you know if they're within my ability. (for example, I can't write a whole CMS from scratch... )

    Wordpress Installations, Wordpress SEO, Adult Tube Site Installations, Traffic Trading Script Installations, Wordpress Theme customization, bug fixes, and much more.

    Email with what you need done and I will get back to you quickly with a quote for the work. Payment needs to be via Paypal (preferred) or Paxum, and I need to have 1/2 up front and the other 1/2 when finished, unless I know/trust you based on past experience with you.

    My email is wm at cpimp dot com.
    What's a 'sig'?
  • alextokyo
    So Fucking Banned
    • Sep 2011
    • 975

    #2
    You're already at the top, but here's a bump anyway. No Ruby, javascript, or even PHP? Pascal anyone? Since your skills are laughably below average for a webmaster, and your honesty makes me lulzy.... BUMP MUTHAFUCKAH.

    P.S... Indian undercutters get the fuck in here! Peasants.

    P.P.S... here's an oldie-but-goodie bonus music vid with WiredGuy in the lead male role.


    Last edited by alextokyo; 03-16-2012, 01:59 PM.

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    • Rothstein
      So Fucking Banned
      • Jan 2012
      • 682

      #3
      someone that will work for money?

      did I read that right?

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      • brassmonkey
        Pay It Forward
        • Sep 2005
        • 77396

        #4
        you have firm hips?
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        • Coup
          🚨 PBBC International 🚨
          • Apr 2010
          • 9931

          #5
          Will you grunt for Turnips? I have plenty of Turnips and no one to grunt for them.

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          • anexsia
            Confirmed User
            • May 2010
            • 5735

            #6
            Good thread, I'm also looking for work...one of my specialties is adding nofollow to all links on your webpage. I can do this at a rate of $125/hourly and will even add alt tags to your images.

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            • B.Barnato
              So Fucking Banned
              • Nov 2010
              • 3618

              #7
              Originally posted by anexsia
              Good thread, I'm also looking for work...one of my specialties is adding nofollow to all links on your webpage. I can do this at a rate of $125/hourly and will even add alt tags to your images.
              Are you a wordpress plugin?

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              • loreen
                myadultdesign.com
                • May 2004
                • 12558

                #8
                Originally posted by B.Barnato
                Are you a wordpress plugin?
                That was funny
                Banners, logos, headers, peels, FHGs, ads, paysites, photo retouching etc: my adult design portfolio
                My logo portfolio: PornLogos.com

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                • anexsia
                  Confirmed User
                  • May 2010
                  • 5735

                  #9
                  Originally posted by B.Barnato
                  Are you a wordpress plugin?
                  I'm the programmer of the Indian Fella SEO wordpress plugin.

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                  • Spunky
                    I need a beer
                    • Jun 2002
                    • 133986

                    #10
                    Can you grab your ankles and grunt?

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                    • brassmonkey
                      Pay It Forward
                      • Sep 2005
                      • 77396

                      #11
                      Originally posted by Spunky
                      Can you grab your ankles and grunt?
                      i stole your line
                      TRUMP 2026 KEKAW!!! - The Laken Riley Act Is Law!
                      DACA ENDED - SUPPORT AZ HCR 2060 52R - email: brassballz-at-techie.com

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