I am hereby officially tendering my resignation as an adult

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  • stillsexy
    Confirmed User
    • Dec 2006
    • 1913

    #1

    I am hereby officially tendering my resignation as an adult

    I am hereby officially tendering my resignation as an adult. I have decided I would like to accept the responsibilities of a 5 year old again.
    I want to go to McDonald's and think that it is a four star restaurant.
    I want to sail sticks across a fresh mud puddle and make ripples in a pond with rocks.
    I want to think M&M's are better than money because you can eat them.
    I want to lie under a big oak tree and watch the ants march up its trunk.
    I want to run a lemonade stand with my friends on a hot summer's day.
    I want to go fishing and care more about catching the minnows along the shore than the big bass in the lake.
    I want to think the world is fair.
    I want to return to a time when life was simple. When all I knew about were colors, multiplication tables, and nursery rhymes. When I didn't know what I know now. When all I knew was to be happy because I was blissfully unaware of all the things that should make me worried.
    I want to think that a quarter is worth more than a dollar bill because it is prettier and weighs more.
    I want to think that everyone is honest and good. I want to believe that anything is possible.
    I want to be oblivious to the complexities of life and be overly excited by the little things in life again.
    I want to believe in the power of smiles, hugs, a kind word, truth, dreams, the imagination, the Tooth Fairy, a kiss that makes a boo-boo go away, making angels in the snow, and that my dad and G-d are the strongest people in the world.
    So......here's my checkbook and my car keys, my credit cards and the bills, my 401K statements, my stocks and bonds, my collections, my insurance premiums, my job, my house and the payments, my e-mail address, pager, cell phone, computer, and watch. I am officially resigning from adulthood. And if you want to discuss this with me further, you'll have to catch me
    cause........
    tag! You're it!
  • mineistaken
    See signature :)
    • Apr 2007
    • 29656

    #2
    fix your signature, its way too big!

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    • MediaGuy
      Confirmed User
      • Sep 2004
      • 5500

      #3
      That was beautiful! Are you quoting or did you write it?

      :D

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      • pornmasta
        Too lazy to set a custom title
        • Jun 2006
        • 19823

        #4
        you run an adult business, bro....

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        • bean-aid
          So Fucking Banned
          • Jun 2011
          • 16493

          #5
          Originally posted by MediaGuy
          That was beautiful! Are you quoting or did you write it?

          :D
          I would think quote...

          http://www.jaredstory.com/resignation.html

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          • RyuLion
            • Mar 2003
            • 32371

            #6
            sig too big in 3, 2, 1..

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            • AsianDivaGirlsWebDude
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              • Jul 2004
              • 38323

              #7


              Discovering your inner child, eh?

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              • BIGTYMER
                Junior Achiever
                • Nov 2004
                • 17066

                #8
                Lovely.

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                • davethedope
                  Confirmed User
                  • Dec 2005
                  • 532

                  #9

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                  • stillsexy
                    Confirmed User
                    • Dec 2006
                    • 1913

                    #10
                    i miss my childhood

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