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Scott McD · 03-07-2012, 02:35 PM

Think she got the message ??

Rochard · 03-07-2012, 03:00 PM

If she's not busy, I'd hit it.

Choopa Phil · 03-07-2012, 03:03 PM

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Originally Posted by Rochard

If she's not busy, I'd hit it.

I'd hit it 3x!

globofun · 03-07-2012, 03:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Scott McD

Think she got the message ??

What message?

ottopottomouse · 03-07-2012, 03:51 PM

where's the icecream van?

VenusBlogger · 03-07-2012, 06:15 PM

Why is it that lately in all the movies, clips, etc, they usually portray the woman in a relationship, as taller, more gorgeous and usually better looking than the man?

and in holywood movies they usually portray a young 35 year old female with an old 70 year old man, like it's the norm... But it's not realistic.

2MuchMark · 03-07-2012, 07:02 PM

She's too hot for him, he's too short for her.

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ADG

Spunky · 03-07-2012, 07:08 PM

Fuck then before they fuck you

cherrylula · 03-07-2012, 07:47 PM

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Originally Posted by VenusBlogger

Why is it that lately in all the movies, clips, etc, they usually portray the woman in a relationship, as taller, more gorgeous and usually better looking than the man?

and in holywood movies they usually portray a young 35 year old female with an old 70 year old man, like it's the norm... But it's not realistic.

1) Because they are chick movies aimed at females.

2) Because nobody wants to see a love story about a 70 year old couple falling in love in a starbucks?

nothing about Hollywood is realistic, it's all what people want to see/believe.

martinsc · 03-07-2012, 09:35 PM

Mr Pheer · 03-08-2012, 01:20 AM

The Mustang in the background needs new leaf springs.

Paul Markham · 03-08-2012, 01:22 AM

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Originally Posted by VenusBlogger

Why is it that lately in all the movies, clips, etc, they usually portray the woman in a relationship, as taller, more gorgeous and usually better looking than the man?

and in holywood movies they usually portray a young 35 year old female with an old 70 year old man, like it's the norm... But it's not realistic.

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Originally Posted by cherrylula

1) Because they are chick movies aimed at females.

2) Because nobody wants to see a love story about a 70 year old couple falling in love in a starbucks?

nothing about Hollywood is realistic, it's all what people want to see/believe.

There the answer I was going to give. Just put a lot better than I would.

The best way to break up with a girl is to get the address of a STDs clinic and tell her to make an appointment.

tabasco · 03-08-2012, 01:28 AM

Ah... looks to me like she is standing on the sidewalk/curb and he is on the street rather than her being taller.

slapass · 03-08-2012, 06:26 AM

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Originally Posted by VenusBlogger

Why is it that lately in all the movies, clips, etc, they usually portray the woman in a relationship, as taller, more gorgeous and usually better looking than the man?

and in holywood movies they usually portray a young 35 year old female with an old 70 year old man, like it's the norm... But it's not realistic.

Drives me nuts. All the current comedies have this goofy doofus banging some amazingly hot chick and all he can think about is getting out of the relationship.

I did see an interview about why. The current comedy guys are ugly as fuck. Yet because they are famous, they are hitting hotties so they assume this is normal.

ilnjscb · 03-08-2012, 07:44 AM

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Originally Posted by cherrylula

1) Because they are chick movies aimed at females.

2) Because nobody wants to see a love story about a 70 year old couple falling in love in a starbucks?

nothing about Hollywood is realistic, it's all what people want to see/believe.

You said it

Jon Oso · 03-08-2012, 08:10 AM

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Originally Posted by Mr Pheer

The Mustang in the background needs new leaf springs.

I was going to call you an idiot for thinking Mustangs have leaf springs until I scrolled back up and actually looked and figured out it wasn't a newer one haha. Good eye.

MarkDeus · 03-08-2012, 08:23 AM

The best way to break up with a women is to hit on her best friend, that is actually a lesbian, just to give the impression that you're the biggest asshole in the universe, and going away knowing that she won't make a move on you and you'll just be able to walk out of this. And then finding out the lesbian has a crush on you.

True story

sperbonzo · 03-08-2012, 08:34 AM

In my country, if you want to break up with a girl, you walk up to her, and you say:
"I break with thee, I break with thee, I break with thee!" And then you throw dog Poop on her shoes.

And then me and my wild and crazy brother, we go down the the swinging singles bar.... and we look for the girls with dog poop on their shoes...

.

Phoenix · 03-08-2012, 08:59 AM

she looks cute

John-ACWM · 03-08-2012, 12:34 PM

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Originally Posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude

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MarkDeus · 03-08-2012, 12:40 PM

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Originally Posted by sperbonzo

In my country, if you want to break up with a girl, you walk up to her, and you say:
"I break with thee, I break with thee, I break with thee!" And then you throw dog Poop on her shoes.

And then me and my wild and crazy brother, we go down the the swinging singles bar.... and we look for the girls with dog poop on their shoes...

.

seeandsee · 03-08-2012, 12:43 PM

yeah that should work to fuck out some crazy bitch that fucked your brother :P

CaptainHowdy · 03-08-2012, 12:50 PM

The more stylish way to break up with a women is making her feel that, in the end, she actually dumped you ...

2intense · 03-08-2012, 01:30 PM

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Mr Pheer · 03-09-2012, 02:30 AM

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Originally Posted by Jon Oso

I was going to call you an idiot for thinking Mustangs have leaf springs until I scrolled back up and actually looked and figured out it wasn't a newer one haha. Good eye.

I've got a '66 in my garage, I cant help but notice these things.

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