The Poop Stompin? Porno Princess.

[billywatson]

But I never told you about the time I had The Porno Princess stay at my place for a few months. What am I thinking about? Cause it?s a good story, and I think there?s some funny parts, and when I told this story to Jack Napier, he said something like, ?bro, have I ever seen that!? Are you kidding me? I?ve never heard about ANYthing like that!?

Which kinda reminds me of the movie Tombstone, when The Good Guys are getting bushwhacked by The Bad Guys, and in the middle of it all Wyatt Earp decides to just leave his cover and walk right out into the river, totally exposing himself to gunfire, and then proceeds to smoke all The Cowboys ? including Curly Bill Brocius. And a little later, after it all went down, Texas Jack Vermillion asks Turkey Creek Jack Johnson, ?have you ever seen anything like that before?? and Turkey Creek Johnson says, ?Seen anything like that before? I ain?t never even heard of anything like that before!?

In my particular situation, it wasn?t a gunfighter defying all odds and killing everyone in sight, but a Porno Princess stomping on her own fecal matter ? as if her poop were grapes and she was making wine ? trying desperately to break it up in order to get it down my bathtub drain.

Here's the rest of the story...

[Paper_Amar]

read that the other day - great story!

[nm_]

this shit's hilarious (no pun intended :D)