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Old 02-27-2012, 08:17 AM   #1
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This is what crazy looks like via text

check out this crazy bitch!

you can read the actual text message here but also listen to the radio show below. it is very funny.

read the text: http://www.buzzfeed.com/hgrant/this-...text-messaging

listen to radio:http://soundcloud.com/vaughan-1-1/th...azy-looks-like
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Old 02-27-2012, 08:21 AM   #2
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Hehehe. I've fucked a girl or two like that. Now I know the early warning signs!
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Old 02-27-2012, 08:27 AM   #3
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that can not be real
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Old 02-27-2012, 08:40 AM   #4
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Old 02-27-2012, 08:44 AM   #5
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lol, too funny chat
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Old 02-27-2012, 08:49 AM   #6
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holy fucking shit, this cant be real
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Old 02-27-2012, 08:57 AM   #7
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Insecure women, I can't fucking stand that shit.

This is exactly why I slam hookers. Wash, fuck, bye. OK, so maybe I'm a repulsive pervert who has to pay for it... hahaha... but at least I don't have the Queen of the Harpies hiding the TV remote and using my Gillette to shave her pits. Clear my collection of old motorbike parts & collection of vintage Apple Macs from the spare room to make room for a baby? Get the fuck out, bitch.

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Old 02-27-2012, 09:09 AM   #8
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Hehehe. I've fucked a girl or two like that. Now I know the early warning signs!
I thought you were gay or was that just a rumour?
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Old 02-27-2012, 11:03 AM   #9
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holy fucking shit, this cant be real
i'm not sure but it's funny either way. It probably is real, i've met a few nutters like that girl
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Old 02-27-2012, 11:30 AM   #10
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that can not be real
Yes. It's real.

Many men don't know what to do with those types. I certainly didn't until I had a string of them back to back.

You never will have anyone who is as loyal to you. Ever. The downside is managing the "crazy" that no doubt will rear its ugly head.

That energy has to go somewhere and you have to turn the scenario in your favor so that she focuses on "maintaining your happiness", not on "having you". Once you do this, she will give you exactly what you want, even if it involves giving you space. They will do anything and everything for you as long as their mental condition is given a modicum of respect that it deserves, which is hard to do because it can get annoying fast.

Also, if you try to run, they will perceive it and the entire thing could blow up in your face.

Be sure to never get upset or pissed at what she does. Always remain calm. Always. It's like having a poisonous pet that could fuck you up if it lashes out at you. The more upset she gets, the more the "crazy" will come out, so know which battles to pick. With that said, don't be a pussy either, or else you will get fucked...and not in a good way.

When she does get upset, the "crazy" in her will say some fucked up things from time to time, but disregard it and watch what she does. When she sees that you wont react like her paranoia has led her to believe that you would, she will begin to put more trust in you and the "crazy" gradually will be suppressed along those lines.

If you're successful in your dealings with her, you will have the type of woman who will do anything you say, even when you part ways. Why? Because you handled it like a boss, not like someone who didn't understand what they were dealing with.
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Old 02-27-2012, 11:43 AM   #11
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Old 02-27-2012, 01:57 PM   #12
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lol eh, working for a texting company you see and participate in crazy on a daily basis. that chick brings it to a whole new level though. yay real life
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Old 02-27-2012, 02:06 PM   #13
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Oh I'm sure there is a guy out there for her...
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Old 02-27-2012, 02:08 PM   #14
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Old 02-27-2012, 02:11 PM   #15
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Old 02-27-2012, 02:25 PM   #16
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i bet she is sexy as HELL with all that looney
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Old 02-27-2012, 02:36 PM   #17
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WOW... Fatal attraction
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Old 02-27-2012, 02:45 PM   #18
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I know someone exactly like that. I ran away a long time ago!
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Old 02-27-2012, 02:49 PM   #19
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Wow, she just resumed a 2 years typical relationship in 3 days.


This girl would win a world record in Speed dating.
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Old 02-27-2012, 02:50 PM   #20
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The audio version of this is hysterical!
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Old 02-27-2012, 02:51 PM   #21
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Old 02-27-2012, 02:54 PM   #22
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LOL!

My most recent ex-girlfriend was very similar to this. She would start conversations, and if you didn't respond instantly she would tell me it was nice knowing me, etc. It was ridiculous. No amount of reassurance could fix it.
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Old 02-27-2012, 03:14 PM   #23
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The audio version of this is hysterical!
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Yeah it's hilarious, very well played by the radio host.
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Old 02-27-2012, 03:20 PM   #24
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One reason to not fuck a chick you just met. It sets the crazy ones off. Not that I haven't done that a time or three.
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The screen caps are from her side of the convo, did Miss Crazy submit this herself? Seems doubtful... Gotta call fake.
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The screen caps are from her side of the convo, did Miss Crazy submit this herself? Seems doubtful... Gotta call fake.
Not sure how you deduced that. The stuff in green is what he sends from his phone, the stuff in gray is what he receives.
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Old 02-27-2012, 04:31 PM   #27
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Old 02-27-2012, 08:11 PM   #28
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Haha, this is classic.

Probably was a total freak.
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Old 02-27-2012, 10:50 PM   #29
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whew the sad truth is a lot of girls are like this. They need to feel in control or they lose it. Get a backbone. I vote it's real.
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