Montreal is tamer than what envisioned! - GoFuckYourself.com

Quoth the Raven · 02-07-2003, 05:14 PM

The man they call Raven came to Montreal looking for some hot slutish action as it is known for only to be disapointed at what he saw. Everything is so prudish here.
- Lap dance strippers don't grind and barely touch;
- there's no gangbang parties;
- there's no skin-to-win or booty contests;
- there's no sex action in afterhours parties;
- girls at nightclubs are too overdress.

Montreal is too of a puritan city for the man they call Raven

AOLGuy · 02-07-2003, 05:15 PM

dude - get on AOL and hook up the chicks BEFORE you fly into town...

or be a true pimp and hit some up on IM, get them to come to your hotel, give them a fake name, and be done all within a 4 hour span - first IM to finish.

-=HUNGRYMAN=- · 02-07-2003, 05:22 PM

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Originally posted by Quoth the Raven
The man they call Raven came to Montreal looking for some hot slutish action as it is known for only to be disapointed at what he saw. Everything is so prudish here.
- Lap dance strippers don't grind and barely touch;
- there's no gangbang parties;
- there's no skin-to-win or booty contests;
- there's no sex action in afterhours parties;
- girls at nightclubs are too overdress.

Montreal is too of a puritan city for the man they call Raven

You definately don't know the right people d00d

Next time you're heading to MTL, look up Vid Vicious (my partner), Dugmor, Easton, Bruno B, Micheal "Mr. Bean" (from Gamma) ...

You will never be the same again ...

Fear the fishhook !!

Dugmor · 02-07-2003, 05:23 PM

Yeah , you are so right. No wonder I came to Montreal for a week and stayed 4 years !

Quoth the Raven · 02-07-2003, 05:24 PM

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Originally posted by AKFK
dude - get on AOL and hook up the chicks BEFORE you fly into town...

or be a true pimp and hit some up on IM, get them to come to your hotel, give them a fake name, and be done all within a 4 hour span - first IM to finish.

He likes it when the deed is consumed in public.

NetRodent · 02-07-2003, 05:36 PM

When the dead are consumed in public?!?!?!

Quoth the Raven · 02-07-2003, 05:42 PM

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Originally posted by NetRodent
When the dead are consumed in public?!?!?!

Public sex
Public nudity

Ramster · 02-07-2003, 05:54 PM

You needed to find the places on St. Catherine's at the other end where they have the private rooms dude.

Public sex? It's cold as fuck in February besides the laws are weak but there are still laws. lol

Quoth the Raven · 02-07-2003, 06:07 PM

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Originally posted by Ramster
You needed to find the places on St. Catherine's at the other end where they have the private rooms dude.

Public sex? It's cold as fuck in February besides the laws are weak but there are still laws. lol

Did at least 50% of the strip clubs on Ste-Catherine from the Spectrum to Guy Subway. Seen more action in New Jersey, and they dance with their G-strings in Jersey.

Pipecrew · 02-07-2003, 06:14 PM

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Originally posted by AKFK
dude - get on AOL and hook up the chicks BEFORE you fly into town...

or be a true pimp and hit some up on IM, get them to come to your hotel, give them a fake name, and be done all within a 4 hour span - first IM to finish.

a true pimp doesnt use any of these things to pickup girls....

I will be in montreal tommorow with a bunch of friends, should be fun

Dugmor · 02-07-2003, 06:42 PM

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Originally posted by Pipecrew

I will be in montreal tommorow with a bunch of friends, should be fun

Give me a call on my cellie : 1-514-239-6711

Quoth the Raven · 02-07-2003, 08:21 PM

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Originally posted by Pipecrew

a true pimp doesnt use any of these things to pickup girls....

I will be in montreal tommorow with a bunch of friends, should be fun

Could you please enlighten us on how a true pimp can get some in Montreal.

Pipecrew · 02-07-2003, 08:25 PM

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Originally posted by Quoth the Raven

Could you please enlighten us on how a true pimp can get some in Montreal.

I dont live there but I know msn/icq is not the answer

NoCarrier · 02-07-2003, 08:33 PM

Go back to your country, Ontario

Pipecrew · 02-07-2003, 08:35 PM

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Originally posted by NoCarrier
Go back to your country, Ontario

There is going to be like 600 of us ontarions (university bus trip) in Montreal from 11pm to 3am (at le dome) I know it sucks but thats where they drop us off, any strip clubs around?

Quoth the Raven · 02-07-2003, 08:42 PM

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Originally posted by Pipecrew

There is going to be like 600 of us ontarions (university bus trip) in Montreal from 11pm to 3am (at le dome) I know it sucks but thats where they drop us off, any strip clubs around?

Forget the Strip clubs, they're all over-rated. SuperSex and Wanda, Chez Pare are what Montreal folks consider among the best clubs. Thing is, these girls don't do lap dancing

NoCarrier · 02-07-2003, 08:49 PM

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Originally posted by Pipecrew

There is going to be like 600 of us ontarions (university bus trip) in Montreal from 11pm to 3am (at le dome) I know it sucks but thats where they drop us off, any strip clubs around?

You want to see the best girls ? Go to super sexe.. People will say that it's over rated but it's still the best.

As for the clubs, I suggest taking a cab to Crescent Street (St-Catherine West of the Dome) and you will see a lot of nice clubs there).

Quoth the Raven · 02-07-2003, 08:54 PM

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Originally posted by NoCarrier

You want to see the best girls ? Go to super sexe.. People will say that it's over rated but it's still the best.

Where are all those seedy clubs Montrealers keep bragging about?

Is it all talk and no action?

NoCarrier · 02-07-2003, 09:03 PM

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Originally posted by Quoth the Raven

Where are all those seedy clubs Montrealers keep bragging about?

Is it all talk and no action?

Well, all those clubs are not downtown, you can go to Solid Gold wich is north of Montreal of south shore or in Laval. Most of the full contact strip clubs ARE not downtown.

Quoth the Raven · 02-07-2003, 09:10 PM

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Originally posted by NoCarrier

Well, all those clubs are not downtown, you can go to Solid Gold wich is north of Montreal of south shore or in Laval. Most of the full contact strip clubs ARE not downtown.

Are these girls pretty or just your stoned biker chick?

NoCarrier · 02-07-2003, 09:14 PM

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Originally posted by Quoth the Raven

Are these girls pretty or just your stoned biker chick?

They are pretty girls, I rarely go to strip clubs, and was impressed. You would think all the babes are downtown and it's not really what's happening. But strips clubs are not only what Montreal has to offer you know, the nightlife can be pretty hot if you take the time to search. Your best friend will always be the taxi driver. Just look around, those after hours nightclub are everywhere. You need to look a little closer

Enjoy and have fun.

Quoth the Raven · 02-07-2003, 09:21 PM

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Originally posted by NoCarrier

But strips clubs are not only what Montreal has to offer you know, the nightlife can be pretty hot if you take the time to search. Your best friend will always be the taxi driver. Just look around, those after hours nightclub are everywhere. You need to look a little closer

Enjoy and have fun.

Yeah but the girls there are so stuck-up. We were offering $25UD at the 737 club to any sexy girls that would show their tits in front of the crowd. No one took our offer

NoCarrier · 02-07-2003, 09:25 PM

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Originally posted by Quoth the Raven

Yeah but the girls there are so stuck-up. We were offering $25UD at the 737 club to any sexy girls that would show their tits in front of the crowd. No one took our offer

HAHAHHAHA.. Hey, seriously, you thought any Montreal girls would do that?! Man, wake up! LOL! Unless you find some hookers, maybe, but what did you expect?

You're funny man. I wish everyone was there to laugh at you. That would've been grade A material.

Bobby Vicious · 02-07-2003, 09:31 PM

Montreal Fucking Rocks. It's obvious this cat ain't a playa , lack of experience or what, I dunno!

Quoth the Raven · 02-07-2003, 10:04 PM

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Originally posted by Bobby Vicious
Montreal Fucking Rocks. It's obvious this cat ain't a playa , lack of experience or what, I dunno!

You seem to be in the know.

What strip clubs do the following show or something like that:

The DJ ask for any guys for $$ to go sit on the chair located on the catwalk. Two girls or more proceed to undress the guy to his brief and start grinding and tits slap him. Then they make him lay back down on the catwalk with the $$ on his mouth where one girl pick it up with her pussy?

Ramster · 02-07-2003, 10:13 PM

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Originally posted by Quoth the Raven

Where are all those seedy clubs Montrealers keep bragging about?

Is it all talk and no action?

I think one is called Club Pussy. On St. Catherine's a block or 2 from the corner of St. Dennis. We walked in there in May and it was something like $40 for 20 minutes in a private dance room with more "upsells" available from the girl. We actually left but I can tell you there IS action there. Oh, it was up some stairs and you have to buzz to get in. Have fun!

psyko514 · 02-08-2003, 12:57 AM

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Originally posted by Quoth the Raven
- there's no sex action in afterhours parties;

You went to the wrong afterhours.

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Originally posted by Quoth the Raven
- girls at nightclubs are too overdress.

You went to the wrong clubs.

psyko514 · 02-08-2003, 12:59 AM

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Originally posted by Quoth the Raven
Did at least 50% of the strip clubs on Ste-Catherine from the Spectrum to Guy Subway. Seen more action in New Jersey, and they dance with their G-strings in Jersey.

What he meant by the other end of Ste-Catherine is anything past St-Laurent.
Ste-Catherine W is mainstream, clean downtown.
Ste-Catherine E is sketch, dirty downtown.

Quoth the Raven · 02-08-2003, 07:58 AM

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Originally posted by psyko514

You went to the wrong clubs.

We've been told Sona and Redlight were the best best non-gay afterhours in Quebec. We didn't see any HLA nor nudity....

Quoth the Raven · 02-08-2003, 08:31 AM

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Originally posted by Ramster

I think one is called Club Pussy. On St. Catherine's a block or 2 from the corner of St. Dennis. We walked in there in May and it was something like $40 for 20 minutes in a private dance room with more "upsells" available from the girl. We actually left but I can tell you there IS action there. Oh, it was up some stairs and you have to buzz to get in. Have fun!

Sounds more like a brothel than a club where things are done in the open!

McAttack · 02-08-2003, 08:45 AM

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Originally posted by Quoth the Raven

Forget the Strip clubs, they're all over-rated. SuperSex and Wanda, Chez Pare are what Montreal folks consider among the best clubs. Thing is, these girls don't do lap dancing

Those are the three clubs that the tourists go to. They're ok for the looks, but blah. You gotta go to a contact place. Club Downtown is nice.

Anyways, too bad you didn't have fun, you'd be the first person I ever met that didn't but it sounds like you went to all the shitty spots.

McAttack · 02-08-2003, 08:48 AM

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Originally posted by Quoth the Raven

Yeah but the girls there are so stuck-up. We were offering $25UD at the 737 club to any sexy girls that would show their tits in front of the crowd. No one took our offer

Ha, that's sad! Dude, women here don't need to tak their tops off fo r$25. Seriously, $25, where the fuck you wanna go with that? Come on.

McAttack · 02-08-2003, 08:50 AM

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Originally posted by Quoth the Raven

You seem to be in the know.

What strip clubs do the following show or something like that:

The DJ ask for any guys for $$ to go sit on the chair located on the catwalk. Two girls or more proceed to undress the guy to his brief and start grinding and tits slap him. Then they make him lay back down on the catwalk with the $$ on his mouth where one girl pick it up with her pussy?

To name one? Club Downtown.

Seriously, next time you come into MTL, you get a hold of Dugmor and go party with his crew. Good guys

Quoth the Raven · 02-08-2003, 09:50 AM

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Originally posted by McAttack

Ha, that's sad! Dude, women here don't need to tak their tops off fo r$25. Seriously, $25, where the fuck you wanna go with that? Come on.

In the States, the sexy girls do skin-to-win and shake that booty for beads (value of less than $5USD).

Quoth the Raven · 02-08-2003, 09:53 AM

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Originally posted by McAttack

To name one? Club Downtown.

Seriously, next time you come into MTL, you get a hold of Dugmor and go party with his crew. Good guys

We're still in Montreal until the end of March. So Club Downtown is the place to visit?

Pipecrew · 02-08-2003, 10:43 AM

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Originally posted by Quoth the Raven

We're still in Montreal until the end of March. So Club Downtown is the place to visit?

Drive down to Gatineau, its about an hour and a half away.. There is a place called Pig Ales

Quoth the Raven · 02-08-2003, 10:53 AM

Last month for one week we were at the Best Western Hotel on Laurier street in Hull. Hull/Ottawa was ok and we saw a bit more action than Montreal.

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Originally posted by Pipecrew

Drive down to Gatineau, its about an hour and a half away.. There is a place called Pig Ales

Jive · 02-08-2003, 10:59 AM

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Originally posted by Ramster
You needed to find the places on St. Catherine's at the other end where they have the private rooms dude.

Public sex? It's cold as fuck in February besides the laws are weak but there are still laws. lol

Montreal? Yup use to cruise it! entertainment is down alittle? but a fun city. when I was there last.I'd much rather stay in in vancouver myself?
losts of japanese,asian,pussy here. and the best place in canada alot warmer too!.

vidvicious · 02-08-2003, 11:30 AM

Raven, it's plainly obvious that you don't know Shit. Seems to me you ain't even a 1/4 playa. You went ot all the digs on the strip and lucked out? What were you doin' slippin a dollar coin in they're g-string?

First off goin to a strip joint in this city or any city for that matter will only insure tht you will see naked bee-atches. It will not insure that you'll get laid. The 2$ in your pocket won;t get you far nor will it get you laid.

My suggestion to you would to invest that $2 towards a $10 bottle of lube and find yourself a romantic corner.

Later

Jive · 02-08-2003, 11:44 AM

why would anyone want to even try to do a pic-up
in a strip-club? the girls are tired at looking at
guys all the time. you gotta go where there looking for it.da.. and who even said about putin any money in the G-stings? I never had to get sucked into that. I want them at my table. depending on where you reside? city wise (laws)?
there's this little ebonyteen that does back rubs
in the Stripclub I visit once in awhile didn't cost me a dime to go home with her! and she wasn't worn out, and never dance in her life. now thats fine with me. fresh outta college. and fairly tightteen!.. all ethnics it don't matter to me..
no stretched out skanks please.

call me Mr.Dazzle? he.

Quoth the Raven · 02-08-2003, 12:13 PM

It's not about getting laid in private, It's about seing slutty public action. Why is it that Montreal is known for their loose sexy french girls, but yet there's not much happening in public?

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Originally posted by vidvicious
Raven, it's plainly obvious that you don't know Shit. Seems to me you ain't even a 1/4 playa. You went ot all the digs on the strip and lucked out? What were you doin' slippin a dollar coin in they're g-string?

First off goin to a strip joint in this city or any city for that matter will only insure tht you will see naked bee-atches. It will not insure that you'll get laid. The 2$ in your pocket won;t get you far nor will it get you laid.

My suggestion to you would to invest that $2 towards a $10 bottle of lube and find yourself a romantic corner.

Later

psyko514 · 02-08-2003, 01:10 PM

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Originally posted by Quoth the Raven
It's not about getting laid in private, It's about seing slutty public action. Why is it that Montreal is known for their loose sexy french girls, but yet there's not much happening in public?

because it's -447 degrees outside, moron.

Quoth the Raven · 02-08-2003, 01:12 PM

We've just heard from a self-proclaimed "Mtl Mac Daddy" that next Saturday, there will be an afterhour hardcore party in Montreal where top Quebec pornstars will there and the crowd are encouraged to mix-it-in (in a sexual way) with these pornstars on the dance floor. The MC is said to be Bruno B (supposedly a Quebec version of Rocco Siffredi). The location and time will be giving to us only next saturday night but he says these sort of parties are done every month.

Has anyone ever attended this parties"

psyko514 · 02-08-2003, 01:17 PM

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Originally posted by Quoth the Raven
We've just heard from a self-proclaimed "Mtl Mac Daddy" that next Saturday, there will be an afterhour hardcore party in Montreal where top Quebec pornstars will there and the crowd are encouraged to mix-it-in (in a sexual way) with these pornstars on the dance floor. The MC is said to be Bruno B (supposedly a Quebec version of Rocco Siffredi). The location and time will be giving to us only next saturday night but he says these sort of parties are done every month.

Has anyone ever attended this parties"

I've never been, but I know the guy who throws them. They do happen, but it'll cost ya.

Manny The Freak · 02-08-2003, 01:18 PM

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Originally posted by Quoth the Raven
The man they call Raven came to Montreal looking for some hot slutish action as it is known for only to be disapointed at what he saw. Everything is so prudish here.
- Lap dance strippers don't grind and barely touch;
- there's no gangbang parties;
- there's no skin-to-win or booty contests;
- there's no sex action in afterhours parties;
- girls at nightclubs are too overdress.

Montreal is too of a puritan city for the man they call Raven

No way man go to clubs like grand-prix and you will get more than just a lap dance.On st. Hubert street there is a private swingers club which has a gangbang party every week. The afterhour parties at Club Sona and Stereo are all out sex parties. In the summer girls are way underdressed to be allowed in a club. If all else fails contact Dugmor and if you are lucky maybe he will let you join in on his gangbangs. Montreal ROCKS I know I lived there for ever and I know where to get laid.

Quoth the Raven · 02-08-2003, 01:30 PM

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Originally posted by psyko514

I've never been, but I know the guy who throws them. They do happen, but it'll cost ya.

We get $1.50+ for every $1.00US we give. So anything under $100 is cheap for us if we're certain we'll get some eye candies.

Pipecrew · 02-08-2003, 01:40 PM

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Originally posted by Quoth the Raven

We get $1.50+ for every $1.00US we give. So anything under $100 is cheap for us if we're certain we'll get some eye candies.

go buy some girl dinner and you will get all the eye candy you want

psyko514 · 02-08-2003, 01:42 PM

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Originally posted by Quoth the Raven
We get $1.50+ for every $1.00US we give. So anything under $100 is cheap for us if we're certain we'll get some eye candies.

I think the gangbang costs about $20 to watch, $50 to participate, but it gets filmed.

Quoth the Raven · 02-08-2003, 01:43 PM

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Originally posted by Manny The Freak
No way man go to clubs like grand-prix and you will get more than just a lap dance.

Where is this grand-prix located?

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On st. Hubert street there is a private swingers club which has a gangbang party every week.

Isn't Swinging for couple only?

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The afterhour parties at Club Sona and Stereo are all out sex parties.

Been to Club Sona and for $25.00 cover charge, it was a rip-off. we can assure you that the place was jam pack and very hot and sticky, but there were never any serious action going there.

psyko514 · 02-08-2003, 01:49 PM

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Originally posted by Quoth the Raven

Been to Club Sona and for $25.00 cover charge, it was a rip-off. we can assure you that the place was jam pack and very hot and sticky, but there were never any serious action going there.

Were you all over the whole club at once?

There's been people who've had sex on the waterbar downstairs.

02-07-2003, 05:14 PM	#1
Quoth the Raven Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: The State of Mind Posts: 617	Montreal is tamer than what envisioned! The man they call Raven came to Montreal looking for some hot slutish action as it is known for only to be disapointed at what he saw. Everything is so prudish here. - Lap dance strippers don't grind and barely touch; - there's no gangbang parties; - there's no skin-to-win or booty contests; - there's no sex action in afterhours parties; - girls at nightclubs are too overdress. Montreal is too of a puritan city for the man they call Raven __________________ Quoth the Raven, nevermore.

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AOLGuy Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Nebraska Posts: 1,261	dude - get on AOL and hook up the chicks BEFORE you fly into town... or be a true pimp and hit some up on IM, get them to come to your hotel, give them a fake name, and be done all within a 4 hour span - first IM to finish.

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vidvicious Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Canada Posts: 4,765	Raven, it's plainly obvious that you don't know Shit. Seems to me you ain't even a 1/4 playa. You went ot all the digs on the strip and lucked out? What were you doin' slippin a dollar coin in they're g-string? First off goin to a strip joint in this city or any city for that matter will only insure tht you will see naked bee-atches. It will not insure that you'll get laid. The 2$ in your pocket won;t get you far nor will it get you laid. My suggestion to you would to invest that $2 towards a $10 bottle of lube and find yourself a romantic corner. Later __________________ 3D-VR live webcams Facebook profile "I take pics for the "Casual Encounters" section of Craigslist."

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Jive So Fucking Banned Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Vancouver,Canada Posts: 1,449	why would anyone want to even try to do a pic-up in a strip-club? the girls are tired at looking at guys all the time. you gotta go where there looking for it.da.. and who even said about putin any money in the G-stings? I never had to get sucked into that. I want them at my table. depending on where you reside? city wise (laws)? there's this little ebonyteen that does back rubs in the Stripclub I visit once in awhile didn't cost me a dime to go home with her! and she wasn't worn out, and never dance in her life. now thats fine with me. fresh outta college. and fairly tightteen!.. all ethnics it don't matter to me.. no stretched out skanks please. call me Mr.Dazzle? he.

02-08-2003, 01:12 PM	#43
Quoth the Raven Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: The State of Mind Posts: 617	We've just heard from a self-proclaimed "Mtl Mac Daddy" that next Saturday, there will be an afterhour hardcore party in Montreal where top Quebec pornstars will there and the crowd are encouraged to mix-it-in (in a sexual way) with these pornstars on the dance floor. The MC is said to be Bruno B (supposedly a Quebec version of Rocco Siffredi). The location and time will be giving to us only next saturday night but he says these sort of parties are done every month. Has anyone ever attended this parties" __________________ Quoth the Raven, nevermore.