White vinegar is the answer.

First take a couple gallons or more of pure white vinegar and pour it directly on the areas to wash and cut the piss.

Second get a plant mister or squirt gun and shoot a lil pure white vinegar over their head the first time so they get a little smell of the mist.

Usually you will not have to use a direct shot as the glancing shots or shots over their head and they will move on.

Please dont use bleach AT ALL as that is really cruel if they get it on themselves.

Pure vinegar will not poisen them or hurt them. Bleach surely will.

paintball gun on full AUTO?

wow, you are a cruel heartless mofo arent you?

wtf is a vendzilla anyways?

Is that some type of small Japanese automobile?

"Excuse me from this fine sushi meal geisha woman, I must hop in my Venzira and drive around Tokyo."

Water Scarecrow - motion sensored sprinklers

I wish I could just walk around peeing on stuff.

Oh wait, I do. :helpme

semi related story:

My old house was a couple hundreds meters away from a football (soccer) field and there was a parking lot just behind my backyard. Every 2 weeks or so that parking lot would be filled with drunk football fans who thought it would be ok to piss against the fences of gardens that surrounded that parking lot.

This: http://www.macrovet.nl/images/Rutlan...adapparaat.jpg and some copper wire took care of that problem :)

call "anonymous" or "4chan" and tell them to take back their annoying cats.

and put the video on youtube ;)

hahahaha this thread rocks!

Fitty ..........stinkin pussy's