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astronaut x 02-15-2012 05:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CurrentlySober (Post 18758250)
Just went down to my local Subway store - First time in a year or so...

I used to eat Subway a lot, but things change, and I gradually stopped... However, deciding to eat 'Healthy' again, I popped back down today...

So, I walk in, and ask for my 'usual' order - Ham and turkey - White bread - Not Toasted - No Cheese - EVERYTHING ON IT - Sweet Honey Mustard dressing...

Sounds complicated if you dont eat subway, but for an employee - STRAIGHT FORWARD...

I tell the guy what I want, he says 'OK' and asks if I want a 6 inch or a 12 inch sub... ? I reply that I havent been in for ages - How much for the 6 and the 12?

Perfectly reasonable question, yes?


Guy shuffles his feet - Mumbles... 'I Dunno' points up at the sign, and says 'It should tell you up there'

I reply with 'Perhaps if you work here... YOU SHOULD KNOW???'

At this point a 'manager' (Aged about 16/17) appears from the back, and accuses me of 'Being agressive towards her staff, and that it WONT BE TOLERATED!'

I feel like a naughty schoolboy for daring to ask how much a sub costs !

She states its his first day - (Which I can understand) but I was made to feel a right CUNT !

So... Sorry Subway - You have just lost a very lucrative potential customer... Because I WONT be going back again - FUCK THAT !

" Subway - EAT SHIT! "

HAHAHA You are a loser :1orglaugh:1orglaugh

CurrentlySober 02-15-2012 05:24 AM

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Originally Posted by astronaut x (Post 18760298)
HAHAHA You are a loser :1orglaugh:1orglaugh

yes... and???

astronaut x 02-15-2012 05:26 AM

It's fucking Subway you moron. Who would have thought you didn't like turds making you shit sandwiches.

Were you expecting rocket scientists to prepare a meal for your FAT unhealthy ass?

Subway is probably your last and only hope and you are shitting where you eat.

Heres a tip.... get up off your fat ass and make your own fucking sandwich. You will burn calories just by making the fucking thing and you will only have to bitch and moan at yourself for being such a fucking fat lazy slob.

CurrentlySober 02-15-2012 05:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by astronaut x (Post 18760314)
It's fucking Subway you moron. Who would have thought you didn't like turds making you shit sandwiches.

Were you expecting rocket scientists to prepare a meal for your FAT unhealthy ass?

Subway is probably your last and only hope and you are shitting where you eat.

Heres a tip.... get up off your fat ass and make your own fucking sandwich. You will burn calories just by making the fucking thing and you will only have to bitch and moan at yourself for being such a fucking fat lazy slob.

OK, I stand corrected - Everything I have ever thought about life, has now been proved wrong!

Thank you for my wakeup call. I really needed it SO MUCH..

I shall never post here again - I AM SO SORRY... :)

RazorSharpe 02-15-2012 05:31 AM

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Originally Posted by CurrentlySober (Post 18760171)
Believe you me, if I had been being 'agressive' it would have been a VERY different senario...

Quote:

Originally Posted by CurrentlySober (Post 18760191)
I actually contemplated the "Brick through the window" senario last night, but as I had already made an official complaint to head office about the issue, using my full legal name and real address, I thought it may not be such a good idea... :(

Not trying to be a twat but I thought perhaps in the initial post you has misspelled the word by mistake but when you did it again I figured, you don't really know how to spell it.

SCENARIO

Sorry to hear about your Subway dilemma.

Cheers ...

shinmusashi44 02-15-2012 05:32 AM

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Originally Posted by Deputy Chief Command (Post 18758343)
Talking about subway, I have been having issues at our local store.. in the town I live there is only one and they just opened only 2 months ago so its not like I can just go to another one

when making a 12 inch sub they want to wrap it without cutting it in two pieces first, then when wrapped into the paper they want to cut it in half

everytime I try and explain them that I want them to first cut it in two then wrap it in the paper they get angry and give me a bad attitude

I thought subway had a standard practice for all their stores around the world? am I right to assume that wrapping a 12inch sub and then cutting it in two is not standard practice? and any "sane" person would realise that is a very bad bad way of doing this

:helpme

I've worked at Subway, on and off for over 8 years and never been told to wrap first then cut it. You cut it in half then wrap it. They must have got it wrong and no one corrected them. And yes they have a standard practice for all their stores. The have secret shoppers to to every store a couple of times a year to make sure of this.

CurrentlySober 02-15-2012 05:34 AM

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Originally Posted by RazorSharpe (Post 18760319)
Not trying to be a twat but I thought perhaps in the initial post you has misspelled the word by mistake but when you did it again I figured, you don't really know how to spell it.

SCENARIO

Sorry to hear about your Subway dilemma.

Cheers ...

Thats my Google Spell check not picking up on it...

senario

Even now, it doesn't raise a 'red wavy line' type flag under it...

CurrentlySober 02-15-2012 05:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RazorSharpe (Post 18760319)
Not trying to be a twat but I thought perhaps in the initial post you has misspelled the word by mistake but when you did it again I figured, you don't really know how to spell it.

SCENARIO

Sorry to hear about your Subway dilemma.

Cheers ...

Extra point... Just thinking... Could it be a difference between UK / USA spelling ?

ie: Color / Colour ?

CurrentlySober 02-15-2012 05:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by shinmusashi44 (Post 18760322)
The have secret shoppers to to every store a couple of times a year..

OK, I admit it! I AM INDEED A SECRET SHITTER...:2 cents::helpme:thumbsup:winkwink:

CurrentlySober 02-15-2012 05:58 AM

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Originally Posted by astronaut x (Post 18760314)
Who would have thought you didn't like turds making you shit sandwiches...

When you put it THAT WAY, I feel a need to reconsider my decision regarding not returning ! :thumbsup

Quote:

Originally Posted by astronaut x (Post 18760314)
Were you expecting rocket scientists to prepare a meal for your FAT unhealthy ass?

No - Just the person selling them to me, to know how much they cost... As YOU say... Hardly Rocket Science... :2 cents:

Quote:

Originally Posted by astronaut x (Post 18760314)
Subway is probably your last and only hope and you are shitting where you eat.

While I dont understand this line, I still find it strangely arousing... :2 cents:

Quote:

Originally Posted by astronaut x (Post 18760314)
for being such a fucking fat lazy slob.

I find the word 'Fat' to be offensive - Please email eric yourself, and request a ban?

I am too fat and lazy to do so myself... Thanks.

alextokyo 02-15-2012 06:03 AM

Wow, chill the fuck out yo.

Step away from the computer... I don't know, maybe go grab a sandwich or something... :1orglaugh

CurrentlySober 02-15-2012 06:04 AM

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Originally Posted by alextokyo (Post 18760365)
Wow, chill the fuck out yo.

Step away from the computer... I don't know, maybe go grab a sandwich or something... :1orglaugh

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

:thumbsup:thumbsup:thumbsup

helterskelter808 02-15-2012 06:50 AM

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Originally Posted by RandazzoXXX (Post 18760256)
I went to Subway for the first time in two years just a week ago and the chick behind the counter was a dumb bitch, she ended up getting my order wrong. Something really simple and yet she was so dumb she still couldn't get it right. No big deal, I just wont go there anymore...

Exactly. People are losing their minds these days, maybe with all the chemicals, preservatives and Frankenstein food they guzzle down. Everyone wants everything faster, cheaper and more convenient and then go batshit if they don't get first class quality and service from the wage slaves expected to provide it.

RazorSharpe 02-15-2012 07:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CurrentlySober (Post 18760330)
Extra point... Just thinking... Could it be a difference between UK / USA spelling ?

ie: Color / Colour ?

Pretty sure it's the same for American and British English mate. Not sure why your spell-check fails to highlight it.

wehateporn 04-30-2014 04:22 PM

Where you eat now?


adultchatpay 04-30-2014 04:40 PM

sub poo???

Penny24Seven 04-30-2014 06:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CurrentlySober (Post 18760171)
Exactly - The answer is £4.00 So theres NO reason why he shouldn't know this basic fact...

I am not supposed to just 'know it' cause I have not set foot in the place for over a year - He works there !!!

But lets be fair :

Had He said - "Not sure - My first day - Sorry" - Fine
Had He said - "Hold on - I'll find out..." - Fine
Had he said - "Not sure - But its up there..." And we kinda both looked together - Fine...

But NO. Its the 'I couldn't give a fuck attitude - That gets my goat. Plus the 'Dont be agressive' Bollocks...

Believe you me, if I had been being 'agressive' it would have been a VERY different senario...

Like I say - He works there - He should know - and if he doesn't know, cause its his first day? FINE - Just tell me that...Dont treat me like a cunt.

I was polite - He was not - The manageress was an idiot !

/rant

so just because some kid who might not have been having the best day didn't jump to your demand you never go back to any subway ever again LOL. Wow you really are a fucking tool. He is human and maybe his dog just died or he was just not there is heart. You act like the whole business is a total bucnh of fuckups because the one kid you spoke to was not perfect yet all the other times you went there you had no problems.
You ever heard of lighten the fuck up. I bet you are a real joy to hang out with.
Find one small thing and just hang on it forever. No wonder your ex wife left you

Penny24Seven 04-30-2014 06:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by astronaut x (Post 18760314)
It's fucking Subway you moron. Who would have thought you didn't like turds making you shit sandwiches.

Were you expecting rocket scientists to prepare a meal for your FAT unhealthy ass?

Subway is probably your last and only hope and you are shitting where you eat.

Heres a tip.... get up off your fat ass and make your own fucking sandwich. You will burn calories just by making the fucking thing and you will only have to bitch and moan at yourself for being such a fucking fat lazy slob.

he feels he is better then they are because they are making his food so he has to be a fucking dickhead and act like this because his bitch boy didn't answer his question. Shows a lot about a person on how they treat others that serve food for them, Look it up

blackmonsters 04-30-2014 08:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CurrentlySober (Post 18758342)
Yes, but I am a FAT nutjob... :2 cents:

:1orglaugh

romeo22 05-01-2014 09:37 AM

maybe this is better..there will be less fat ppl

bronco67 05-01-2014 03:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CurrentlySober (Post 18758250)
Just went down to my local Subway store - First time in a year or so...

I used to eat Subway a lot, but things change, and I gradually stopped... However, deciding to eat 'Healthy' again, I popped back down today...

So, I walk in, and ask for my 'usual' order - Ham and turkey - White bread - Not Toasted - No Cheese - EVERYTHING ON IT - Sweet Honey Mustard dressing...

Sounds complicated if you dont eat subway, but for an employee - STRAIGHT FORWARD...

I tell the guy what I want, he says 'OK' and asks if I want a 6 inch or a 12 inch sub... ? I reply that I havent been in for ages - How much for the 6 and the 12?

Perfectly reasonable question, yes?


Guy shuffles his feet - Mumbles... 'I Dunno' points up at the sign, and says 'It should tell you up there'

I reply with 'Perhaps if you work here... YOU SHOULD KNOW???'

At this point a 'manager' (Aged about 16/17) appears from the back, and accuses me of 'Being agressive towards her staff, and that it WONT BE TOLERATED!'

I feel like a naughty schoolboy for daring to ask how much a sub costs !

She states its his first day - (Which I can understand) but I was made to feel a right CUNT !

So... Sorry Subway - You have just lost a very lucrative potential customer... Because I WONT be going back again - FUCK THAT !

" Subway - EAT SHIT! "

This is definitely white people problems.

Jim_Gunn 05-01-2014 04:38 PM

Go to a local delicatessen and get a tasty sandwich made with quality ingredients like fresh cut name brand meats and cheese, better quality bread and good condiments. The taste is night and day better than the equivalent fast food crap version at Subway. You'll deal with a better class of people too.


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