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CurrentlySober 02-14-2012 02:17 PM
Fiddy MORONS at Subway !

ArsewithClass 02-14-2012 02:21 PM
or 50 non subway eating morons :thumbsup

CDSmith 02-14-2012 02:22 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by CurrentlySober (Post 18758250)
I reply with 'Perhaps if you work here... YOU SHOULD KNOW???'
Very confrontational. I'd have climbed over the counter and cut off your testicles with a sandwich knife for that.


:mad:



Seriously though, every time I've been into Subway in the last 10 years (about 3 times) I give the server my order, I tell him/her what I want on my sub in detail, and STILL they end up asking me 25 questions, 'do you want this?', 'do you want that?". I say again my order and they still can't get it right. Am I not saying it right? Everything on it except for salt. A little mustard, a little mayo, on whole wheat, don't toast it. (I take it home and toast it myself)

It's a wonder more Subway outlets aren't shot up by frustrated patrons.

heek 02-14-2012 03:10 PM
$5 footlongs for the month of Februany. :2cents

BradBreakfast 02-14-2012 03:30 PM
I always punish places for bad customer service on Google Reviews, Yelp, and any other place I find them listed.

seeric 02-14-2012 03:43 PM
FYI, Subway = Not Healthy At All.

Better than a McDonalds or BK, but not by much.

Sophie Delancey 02-14-2012 03:49 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by seeric (Post 18759291)
FYI, Subway = Not Healthy At All.

Better than a McDonalds or BK, but not by much.
Exactly. If I end up there, I usually just grab a 6 inch (lolz) veggie on whole wheat, loaded with all the veggies, but just a little mustard. That's not bad, but I'm not going to pretend that's eating like a saint either. Once you add a whole bunch of high-sodium meats and sauces, it can get out of control and end up almost worse than a lot of the burger chains.

BFT3K 02-14-2012 03:56 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by CurrentlySober (Post 18758250)
" Subway - EAT SHIT! "
Is that their new slogan?

lo0ni 02-14-2012 03:56 PM
Reminds me of the intro scene from Adam Sandler's Anger Management

porno jew 02-14-2012 03:59 PM
i can just imagine some fat weird looking guy who smells of urine and feces yelling at some subway kid on his first day on the job and the manager coming out and telling him to back off and wondering if she should call the cops or the local loony bin.

mavruda 02-14-2012 05:00 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by CurrentlySober (Post 18758250)
Just went down to my local Subway store - First time in a year or so...

I used to eat Subway a lot, but things change, and I gradually stopped... However, deciding to eat 'Healthy' again, I popped back down today...

So, I walk in, and ask for my 'usual' order - Ham and turkey - White bread - Not Toasted - No Cheese - EVERYTHING ON IT - Sweet Honey Mustard dressing...

Sounds complicated if you dont eat subway, but for an employee - STRAIGHT FORWARD...

I tell the guy what I want, he says 'OK' and asks if I want a 6 inch or a 12 inch sub... ? I reply that I havent been in for ages - How much for the 6 and the 12?

Perfectly reasonable question, yes?

Guy shuffles his feet - Mumbles... 'I Dunno' points up at the sign, and says 'It should tell you up there'

I reply with 'Perhaps if you work here... YOU SHOULD KNOW???'

At this point a 'manager' (Aged about 16/17) appears from the back, and accuses me of 'Being agressive towards her staff, and that it WONT BE TOLERATED!'

I feel like a naughty schoolboy for daring to ask how much a sub costs !

She states its his first day - (Which I can understand) but I was made to feel a right CUNT !

So... Sorry Subway - You have just lost a very lucrative potential customer... Because I WONT be going back again - FUCK THAT !

" Subway - EAT SHIT! "
Fuck subway, Fuck the manager... - after waiting for appropriate age of course.
And do a "Dirty Sanchez" thing to her !!!!!

directfiesta 02-14-2012 06:15 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by CurrentlySober (Post 18758267)
But were you told that you were being 'Agressive towards their staff, and that it WOULD NOT BE TOLERATED...'

Simply because you dared to ask the price of what you were about to order???
They already knew you could not afford either ....

asdasd 02-14-2012 07:50 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by porno jew (Post 18759330)
i can just imagine some fat weird looking guy who smells of urine and feces yelling at some subway kid on his first day on the job and the manager coming out and telling him to back off and wondering if she should call the cops or the local loony bin.
How's life in a settlement ?

mikesinner 02-14-2012 09:12 PM
lol, subway isn't healthy. In fact eating lunch-meat in general is a fast ticket to heart disease. Read about nitrates.

helterskelter808 02-15-2012 12:30 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by ArsewithClass (Post 18759026)
I fucking hate rude ignorant twats that cannot either say, I'm sorry, I'm new, let me find out for you... so you could answer, ahhh no probs mate.
How do you feel about ignorant fat fucks who are too lazy or too brainless to check out the prices before ordering, if a couple of bucks here or there is so important?

Quote:
But instead, they act like fucking morons, especially the stupid little girl that thought she was something special because she's a manager.... of a fucking subway!
Don't you pimp out your wife to other men for a living?

Quote:
Originally Posted by seeric (Post 18759291)
FYI, Subway = Not Healthy At All.

Better than a McDonalds or BK, but not by much.
Some claim Subway is even less healthy than McDonalds. Subway are where they are today for one reason: marketing themselves as "fresh", while other purveyors of processed chicken beaks and cow hooves were being slammed as evil. It's the place guilt-ridden fatties go to kid themselves they're being healthy.

epitome 02-15-2012 12:36 AM
You were treated poorly, but what was healthy about your order?

It wasn't a veggie sub on whole wheat.

I get white bread, too fwiw.

Deputy Chief Command 02-15-2012 12:55 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Shotsie (Post 18758793)
That's your biggest problem with them? What the fuck difference does it make when they slice the sandwich? I would be more concerned with the fact that their sandwiches are stuffed with weirdly tasteless meat and cheese in precisely cut and weighed portions. Their bread has an odd chemical taste to it, too. All in all their sandwiches are pretty nasty. Not to mention that they use non-union labor to build their stores. Plenty of reasons to hate Subway besides the way they slice their sandwiches. Patronize your local deli instead.


I think I did not describe it very well or something or maybe you don't go to subway?

the problem is that they first wrap the sandwich up and then want to cut it making it that one side of the sandwich will be uncovered

so they will cut the paper in two leaving one side of the sandwich exposed wich is really unhygienic if you want to take your sandwich with you to eat later on

also by cutting it while the paper is already around the sandwich little bits op paper end up in the actual sandwich

this should not be done like this , but the idiots at my local think it is easyier for them and forget about all the hygiene issues

CurrentlySober 02-15-2012 01:13 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by porno jew (Post 18759330)
i can just imagine some fat weird looking guy who smells of urine and feces yelling at some subway kid on his first day on the job and the manager coming out and telling him to back off and wondering if she should call the cops or the local loony bin.
Why are you trying to hurt my feelings? Us fat weird looking guys, who smell of urine and feces are people too you know... :2 cents:

CurrentlySober 02-15-2012 01:16 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by epitome (Post 18760062)
You were treated poorly, but what was healthy about your order?
OK, 'Healthier' would be a better word. Healthier than what I normally eat, just from the fact that there was all the green salad in it...

I wouldn't normally eat green salad, tomatos, cucumber or olives etc unless I had them in a Sub...

tonyparra 02-15-2012 01:26 AM
lol at a 2 page subway thread :1orglaugh

CurrentlySober 02-15-2012 02:39 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by barcodes (Post 18758395)
Exactly - The answer is £4.00 So theres NO reason why he shouldn't know this basic fact...

I am not supposed to just 'know it' cause I have not set foot in the place for over a year - He works there !!!

But lets be fair :

Had He said - "Not sure - My first day - Sorry" - Fine
Had He said - "Hold on - I'll find out..." - Fine
Had he said - "Not sure - But its up there..." And we kinda both looked together - Fine...

But NO. Its the 'I couldn't give a fuck attitude - That gets my goat. Plus the 'Dont be agressive' Bollocks...

Believe you me, if I had been being 'agressive' it would have been a VERY different senario...

Like I say - He works there - He should know - and if he doesn't know, cause its his first day? FINE - Just tell me that...Dont treat me like a cunt.

I was polite - He was not - The manageress was an idiot !

/rant

AllAboutCams 02-15-2012 02:43 AM
ive never had a
Ham and turkey
White bread
Not Toasted
No Cheese
EVERYTHING ON IT
Sweet Honey Mustard dressing...
ill give it a go tonight

CurrentlySober 02-15-2012 02:49 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by xxxupdate (Post 18760175)
ive never had a
Ham and turkey
White bread
Not Toasted
No Cheese
EVERYTHING ON IT
Sweet Honey Mustard dressing...
ill give it a go tonight
http://i.imgur.com/eJNTH.jpg

Just dont be so outrageous as to ask what it costs first ! lol

epitome 02-15-2012 02:49 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by CurrentlySober (Post 18760086)
OK, 'Healthier' would be a better word. Healthier than what I normally eat, just from the fact that there was all the green salad in it...

I wouldn't normally eat green salad, tomatos, cucumber or olives etc unless I had them in a Sub...
Hey, I can't even resist the cheese. I get a foot long club on white with American, no veggies and devour it.

alextokyo 02-15-2012 02:51 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by CurrentlySober (Post 18760171)
Exactly - The answer is £4.00 So theres NO reason why he shouldn't know this basic fact...

I am not supposed to just 'know it' cause I have not set foot in the place for over a year - He works there !!!

But lets be fair :

Had He said - "Not sure - My first day - Sorry" - Fine
Had He said - "Hold on - I'll find out..." - Fine
Had he said - "Not sure - But its up there..." And we kinda both looked together - Fine...

But NO. Its the 'I couldn't give a fuck attitude - That gets my goat. Plus the 'Dont be agressive' Bollocks...

Believe you me, if I had been being 'agressive' it would have been a VERY different senario...

Like I say - He works there - He should know - and if he doesn't know, cause its his first day? FINE - Just tell me that...Dont treat me like a cunt.

I was polite - He was not - The manageress was an idiot !

/rant


Well, you could always put a brick through their window...



plus 10 points if you scream "go back to the jungle you fucking paki bastards!" while doing it.

CurrentlySober 02-15-2012 02:59 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by alextokyo (Post 18760187)
Well, you could always put a brick through their window...



plus 10 points if you scream "go back to the jungle you fucking paki bastards!" while doing it.
I actually contemplated the "Brick through the window" senario last night, but as I had already made an official complaint to head office about the issue, using my full legal name and real address, I thought it may not be such a good idea... :(

I do love "Made In Great Britain" though - Excellent play / film ! Growing up, I must have watched that 100s of times... I knew it word for word virtually at one point :thumbsup

CurrentlySober 02-15-2012 03:00 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by alextokyo (Post 18760187)

plus 10 points if you scream "go back to the jungle you fucking paki bastards!" while doing it.
But that was Errol, the black guy? Not Trevor, our Hero...

RandazzoXXX 02-15-2012 04:12 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by helterskelter808 (Post 18758326)
I've never been to Subway but wouldn't the price depend on what's in it, rather than just the size? If so, then no, not a reasonable question. It would however be reasonable for you to know if you were gluttonous enough to devour a 6 incher or a 12 incher, regardless of the price, which is why he asked you.

And is it reasonable to expect the staff to know the exact price of everything they sell? I guess the kid could have looked at the board himself, but so could you, you fat lazy fuck. It's a low-rent junk food chain, not Dorsia.

Instead you chose to shout at (I assume, since it's in CAPS and the manager heard you) and humiliate a minimum wage kid just trying to do his job. Well done destroying the perception of Americans abroad as loud and obnoxious.
This ^^^. His story doesn't add up, clearly he was being a dick to the kid. Yeah the kid was a moron for not knowing the prices, even if it was his first day he still should have known, but the manager was right to step in when you started bitching at the kid.

I went to Subway for the first time in two years just a week ago and the chick behind the counter was a dumb bitch, she ended up getting my order wrong. Something really simple and yet she was so dumb she still couldn't get it right. No big deal, I just wont go there anymore...

CurrentlySober 02-15-2012 04:16 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by RandazzoXXX (Post 18760256)
This ^^^. His story doesn't add up, *clearly* he was being a dick to the kid.
:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

* = You were there watching??? :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Quote:
But lets be fair :

Had He said - "Not sure - My first day - Sorry" - Fine
Had He said - "Hold on - I'll find out..." - Fine
Had he said - "Not sure - But its up there..." And we kinda both looked together - Fine...

But NO. Its the 'I couldn't give a fuck attitude - That gets my goat. Plus the 'Dont be agressive' Bollocks...

Believe you me, if I had been being 'agressive' it would have been a VERY different senario...
:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

BadMrFrostyCZ 02-15-2012 04:32 AM
Lunch in subway, or any international fast food joint for that matter, costs more than lunch in a proper restaurant here. Fuck that

astronaut x 02-15-2012 05:05 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by CurrentlySober (Post 18758250)
Just went down to my local Subway store - First time in a year or so...

I used to eat Subway a lot, but things change, and I gradually stopped... However, deciding to eat 'Healthy' again, I popped back down today...

So, I walk in, and ask for my 'usual' order - Ham and turkey - White bread - Not Toasted - No Cheese - EVERYTHING ON IT - Sweet Honey Mustard dressing...

Sounds complicated if you dont eat subway, but for an employee - STRAIGHT FORWARD...

I tell the guy what I want, he says 'OK' and asks if I want a 6 inch or a 12 inch sub... ? I reply that I havent been in for ages - How much for the 6 and the 12?

Perfectly reasonable question, yes?

Guy shuffles his feet - Mumbles... 'I Dunno' points up at the sign, and says 'It should tell you up there'

I reply with 'Perhaps if you work here... YOU SHOULD KNOW???'

At this point a 'manager' (Aged about 16/17) appears from the back, and accuses me of 'Being agressive towards her staff, and that it WONT BE TOLERATED!'

I feel like a naughty schoolboy for daring to ask how much a sub costs !

She states its his first day - (Which I can understand) but I was made to feel a right CUNT !

So... Sorry Subway - You have just lost a very lucrative potential customer... Because I WONT be going back again - FUCK THAT !

" Subway - EAT SHIT! "
HAHAHA You are a loser :1orglaugh:1orglaugh

CurrentlySober 02-15-2012 05:24 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by astronaut x (Post 18760298)
HAHAHA You are a loser :1orglaugh:1orglaugh
yes... and???

astronaut x 02-15-2012 05:26 AM
It's fucking Subway you moron. Who would have thought you didn't like turds making you shit sandwiches.

Were you expecting rocket scientists to prepare a meal for your FAT unhealthy ass?

Subway is probably your last and only hope and you are shitting where you eat.

Heres a tip.... get up off your fat ass and make your own fucking sandwich. You will burn calories just by making the fucking thing and you will only have to bitch and moan at yourself for being such a fucking fat lazy slob.

CurrentlySober 02-15-2012 05:29 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by astronaut x (Post 18760314)
It's fucking Subway you moron. Who would have thought you didn't like turds making you shit sandwiches.

Were you expecting rocket scientists to prepare a meal for your FAT unhealthy ass?

Subway is probably your last and only hope and you are shitting where you eat.

Heres a tip.... get up off your fat ass and make your own fucking sandwich. You will burn calories just by making the fucking thing and you will only have to bitch and moan at yourself for being such a fucking fat lazy slob.
OK, I stand corrected - Everything I have ever thought about life, has now been proved wrong!

Thank you for my wakeup call. I really needed it SO MUCH..

I shall never post here again - I AM SO SORRY... :)

RazorSharpe 02-15-2012 05:31 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by CurrentlySober (Post 18760171)
Believe you me, if I had been being 'agressive' it would have been a VERY different senario...
Quote:
Originally Posted by CurrentlySober (Post 18760191)
I actually contemplated the "Brick through the window" senario last night, but as I had already made an official complaint to head office about the issue, using my full legal name and real address, I thought it may not be such a good idea... :(
Not trying to be a twat but I thought perhaps in the initial post you has misspelled the word by mistake but when you did it again I figured, you don't really know how to spell it.

SCENARIO

Sorry to hear about your Subway dilemma.

Cheers ...

shinmusashi44 02-15-2012 05:32 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Deputy Chief Command (Post 18758343)
Talking about subway, I have been having issues at our local store.. in the town I live there is only one and they just opened only 2 months ago so its not like I can just go to another one

when making a 12 inch sub they want to wrap it without cutting it in two pieces first, then when wrapped into the paper they want to cut it in half

everytime I try and explain them that I want them to first cut it in two then wrap it in the paper they get angry and give me a bad attitude

I thought subway had a standard practice for all their stores around the world? am I right to assume that wrapping a 12inch sub and then cutting it in two is not standard practice? and any "sane" person would realise that is a very bad bad way of doing this

:helpme
I've worked at Subway, on and off for over 8 years and never been told to wrap first then cut it. You cut it in half then wrap it. They must have got it wrong and no one corrected them. And yes they have a standard practice for all their stores. The have secret shoppers to to every store a couple of times a year to make sure of this.

CurrentlySober 02-15-2012 05:34 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by RazorSharpe (Post 18760319)
Not trying to be a twat but I thought perhaps in the initial post you has misspelled the word by mistake but when you did it again I figured, you don't really know how to spell it.

SCENARIO

Sorry to hear about your Subway dilemma.

Cheers ...
Thats my Google Spell check not picking up on it...

senario

Even now, it doesn't raise a 'red wavy line' type flag under it...

CurrentlySober 02-15-2012 05:41 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by RazorSharpe (Post 18760319)
Not trying to be a twat but I thought perhaps in the initial post you has misspelled the word by mistake but when you did it again I figured, you don't really know how to spell it.

SCENARIO

Sorry to hear about your Subway dilemma.

Cheers ...
Extra point... Just thinking... Could it be a difference between UK / USA spelling ?

ie: Color / Colour ?

CurrentlySober 02-15-2012 05:46 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by shinmusashi44 (Post 18760322)
The have secret shoppers to to every store a couple of times a year..
OK, I admit it! I AM INDEED A SECRET SHITTER...:2 cents::helpme:thumbsup:winkwink:

CurrentlySober 02-15-2012 05:58 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by astronaut x (Post 18760314)
Who would have thought you didn't like turds making you shit sandwiches...
When you put it THAT WAY, I feel a need to reconsider my decision regarding not returning ! :thumbsup

Quote:
Originally Posted by astronaut x (Post 18760314)
Were you expecting rocket scientists to prepare a meal for your FAT unhealthy ass?
No - Just the person selling them to me, to know how much they cost... As YOU say... Hardly Rocket Science... :2 cents:

Quote:
Originally Posted by astronaut x (Post 18760314)
Subway is probably your last and only hope and you are shitting where you eat.
While I dont understand this line, I still find it strangely arousing... :2 cents:

Quote:
Originally Posted by astronaut x (Post 18760314)
for being such a fucking fat lazy slob.
I find the word 'Fat' to be offensive - Please email eric yourself, and request a ban?

I am too fat and lazy to do so myself... Thanks.

alextokyo 02-15-2012 06:03 AM
Wow, chill the fuck out yo.

Step away from the computer... I don't know, maybe go grab a sandwich or something... :1orglaugh

CurrentlySober 02-15-2012 06:04 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by alextokyo (Post 18760365)
Wow, chill the fuck out yo.

Step away from the computer... I don't know, maybe go grab a sandwich or something... :1orglaugh
:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

:thumbsup:thumbsup:thumbsup

helterskelter808 02-15-2012 06:50 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by RandazzoXXX (Post 18760256)
I went to Subway for the first time in two years just a week ago and the chick behind the counter was a dumb bitch, she ended up getting my order wrong. Something really simple and yet she was so dumb she still couldn't get it right. No big deal, I just wont go there anymore...
Exactly. People are losing their minds these days, maybe with all the chemicals, preservatives and Frankenstein food they guzzle down. Everyone wants everything faster, cheaper and more convenient and then go batshit if they don't get first class quality and service from the wage slaves expected to provide it.

RazorSharpe 02-15-2012 07:47 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by CurrentlySober (Post 18760330)
Extra point... Just thinking... Could it be a difference between UK / USA spelling ?

ie: Color / Colour ?
Pretty sure it's the same for American and British English mate. Not sure why your spell-check fails to highlight it.

wehateporn 04-30-2014 04:22 PM
Where you eat now?

adultchatpay 04-30-2014 04:40 PM
sub poo???

Penny24Seven 04-30-2014 06:34 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by CurrentlySober (Post 18760171)
Exactly - The answer is £4.00 So theres NO reason why he shouldn't know this basic fact...

I am not supposed to just 'know it' cause I have not set foot in the place for over a year - He works there !!!

But lets be fair :

Had He said - "Not sure - My first day - Sorry" - Fine
Had He said - "Hold on - I'll find out..." - Fine
Had he said - "Not sure - But its up there..." And we kinda both looked together - Fine...

But NO. Its the 'I couldn't give a fuck attitude - That gets my goat. Plus the 'Dont be agressive' Bollocks...

Believe you me, if I had been being 'agressive' it would have been a VERY different senario...

Like I say - He works there - He should know - and if he doesn't know, cause its his first day? FINE - Just tell me that...Dont treat me like a cunt.

I was polite - He was not - The manageress was an idiot !

/rant
so just because some kid who might not have been having the best day didn't jump to your demand you never go back to any subway ever again LOL. Wow you really are a fucking tool. He is human and maybe his dog just died or he was just not there is heart. You act like the whole business is a total bucnh of fuckups because the one kid you spoke to was not perfect yet all the other times you went there you had no problems.
You ever heard of lighten the fuck up. I bet you are a real joy to hang out with.
Find one small thing and just hang on it forever. No wonder your ex wife left you

Penny24Seven 04-30-2014 06:38 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by astronaut x (Post 18760314)
It's fucking Subway you moron. Who would have thought you didn't like turds making you shit sandwiches.

Were you expecting rocket scientists to prepare a meal for your FAT unhealthy ass?

Subway is probably your last and only hope and you are shitting where you eat.

Heres a tip.... get up off your fat ass and make your own fucking sandwich. You will burn calories just by making the fucking thing and you will only have to bitch and moan at yourself for being such a fucking fat lazy slob.
he feels he is better then they are because they are making his food so he has to be a fucking dickhead and act like this because his bitch boy didn't answer his question. Shows a lot about a person on how they treat others that serve food for them, Look it up

blackmonsters 04-30-2014 08:07 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by CurrentlySober (Post 18758342)
Yes, but I am a FAT nutjob... :2 cents:
:1orglaugh

romeo22 05-01-2014 09:37 AM
maybe this is better..there will be less fat ppl


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