Married 20 years. What to do for Valentines for the wife.

**NaughtyVisions** · 02-13-2012, 06:15 PM

Originally posted by keysync

What do you have planned for your special one?

**EroTechnology** · 02-13-2012, 06:15 PM

I`m gonna let her make my dinner as she does every other night of the year.

**keysync** · 02-13-2012, 06:17 PM

Originally posted by NaughtyVisions

That is fucking

However it would result in

**rowan** · 02-13-2012, 06:31 PM

I'm giving her some chocolates... but only after she finishes washing the dishes and vaccuuming the house.

**Max Potential** · 02-13-2012, 06:35 PM

Roses, Lobster Dinner, Nighty & Thigh Highs, New Lipstick & New Perfume, Spikes & a New Toy, Herbal Tea & a Nice Ass Massage! It will be fun & she will love it!

**keysync** · 02-13-2012, 06:38 PM

Roses, Lobster Dinner, Nighty & Thigh Highs, New Lipstick & New Perfume, Spikes & a New Toy, Herbal Tea & a Nice Ass Massage! It will be fun & she will love it!

That sounds like a winner!

**Max Potential** · 02-13-2012, 06:42 PM

Originally posted by keysync

That sounds like a winner!

I've been married 20+ years too, it's worked like a charm every year for me! Go for it & have a blast. She just wants to be treated like a Lady, even if only for 1 day

**baddog** · 02-13-2012, 06:43 PM

Full body massage with some CBD infused coconut oil.

**Spunky** · 02-13-2012, 06:43 PM

A day at the health spa or little soaps,chicks dig that sort of thing

**keysync** · 02-13-2012, 06:51 PM

Good ideas. She loves the spa. I always forget about that sort of shit.

**Rochard** · 02-13-2012, 07:14 PM

A fucking weekend with your wife? Wouldn't you girlfriend be pissed?

Send her to a weekend spa. Alone.

**keysync** · 02-13-2012, 07:23 PM

Yeah but I make my girlfriend suck my dick. So my wife can pretend she's above that sort of thing.

**Vendzilla** · 02-13-2012, 07:56 PM

Taking my GF out this weekend, when we don't have to have all the crowds.

**96ukssob** · 02-13-2012, 08:19 PM

i fucking HATE this "holiday" what a fucking joke to raise the price of roses for a week. last month roses at the store here $19.99 a dozen with some nice weeds in a vase... today they were $39.99

my wife expects to be "wow'd" since this is our first v-day as a married couple. she will be wow'd alright when she finds out I bought her a cactus

**bronco67** · 02-13-2012, 08:28 PM

I'm just about done with these holidays. I literally told her I don't have time for that Valentine's bullshit this year. She said ok. This is why I have the perfect wife.

**facialfreak** · 02-13-2012, 08:29 PM

Nothing says I LOVE YOU like surprise anal ....

**keysync** · 02-13-2012, 08:53 PM

Originally posted by facialfreak

Nothing says I LOVE YOU like surprise anal ....

Like This

**Theo** · 02-13-2012, 10:29 PM

We just moved to a new house, so I'm planning to cook some special dinner for her. I never liked the holiday either, but i like cooking

**eroticsexxx** · 02-13-2012, 10:34 PM

Originally posted by bossku69

my wife expects to be "wow'd" since this is our first v-day as a married couple. she will be wow'd alright when she finds out I bought her a cactus

She's gonna stick that cactus up your ass for sure.

You'd better have a backup gift handy.

**Shotsie** · 02-13-2012, 10:44 PM

Probably take her somewhere for a nice dinner like Red Lobster or Denny's for some eggs over my hammy. Buy her an orchid, she likes orchids. Got her an Elsa Peretti ring from Tiffany's that's pretty nice. Got her a couple pieces of this vintage bakelite jewelry that she likes. I don't really dig the cheesy chocolate and roses bullshit.

Last year my girl's asshole dog bit the shit out of me on Valentine's day and we wound up spending the night in the emergency room so i could get tetanus shots. Pretty romantic.

**Paul&John** · 02-13-2012, 11:38 PM

**HerPimp** · 02-14-2012, 12:25 AM

Gourmet Chocolates, Restaurant, Wine, Dancing, Oral...

**seeme** · 02-14-2012, 01:36 AM

I am going to get high with her

**DamageX** · 02-14-2012, 02:24 AM

Originally posted by bossku69

i fucking HATE this "holiday" what a fucking joke to raise the price of roses for a week. last month roses at the store here $19.99 a dozen with some nice weeds in a vase... today they were $39.99

my wife expects to be "wow'd" since this is our first v-day as a married couple. she will be wow'd alright when she finds out I bought her a cactus

Hope you like sleeping on the couch.

**Markul** · 02-14-2012, 03:07 AM

Fuck shit I totally forgot about this ><

**John-ACWM** · 02-14-2012, 03:43 AM

Sounds great. Just a romantic dinner here.

**v4 media** · 02-14-2012, 04:08 AM

I went out last night, noway I was going out tonight with packed restaurants and bad service with 100 peruvians/gypsies/chinese trying to sell you roses.

**CaptainHowdy** · 02-14-2012, 05:34 AM

Nothing says "20 years of marriage are enough" better than divorce papers ...

**keysync** · 02-14-2012, 06:13 AM

Originally posted by CaptainHowdy

Nothing says "20 years of marriage are enough" better than divorce papers ...

LAWL!

**Socks** · 02-14-2012, 07:37 AM

I like that saying they have in Mexico...

My marriage has been 10 years, but it's only felt like 5 minutes. Underwater.

**ottopottomouse** · 02-14-2012, 08:31 AM

Originally posted by NaughtyVisions

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Out of all the emails from sites telling me i need to buy something from them as valentines day was coming the funniest was Amazon telling me from my buying history I should get a washing machine

**loreen** · 02-14-2012, 09:51 AM

Originally posted by addyourcontent

I am going to get high with her

One at a time if you're doing something super intense, I hope

**Elli** · 02-14-2012, 11:39 AM

Why is it just about the guy getting the girl something? There are two people in the relationship, right?

I found a nice "i love u" written in the steam on the bathroom mirror this morning. That was sweet

I'm planning a nice romantic dinner for him tonight. Then he's promised to fuck me silly. It'll be good times. ;)

**keysync** · 02-14-2012, 11:40 AM

The woman doesn't forget that's why. My wife always has something up her sleeve.
I on the other hand usually forget the whole thing and look like an ass.

**jimmy-3-way** · 02-14-2012, 12:25 PM

Originally posted by keysync

Married 20 years. What to do for Valentines for the wife.

Wait until she falls asleep and hit the strip club?

**mavruda** · 02-14-2012, 01:45 PM

Here's a funny story I heard time ago:

A couple with over 30 years of marriage. They decided to celebrate the anniversary and the guy decided to make the night for his missus speshul ( that's the cool word for "special")
- Hun I can make anything you want - the sexual way - I will make your dream come true - he says.
- Okay - lick my pussy - she said - the guy says OK, and she lays down - picking her legs up, spreading aside - lick it goooood .....

The guy starts doing the job, when suddenly he stands and goes outside the room, then he gets back with laundry pin on his nose. She starts with licking again, but then he stops again, goes out of the room and this time he's having the sugar bowl with him. So he puts like 3-4 BIG spoons on her pussy and starts licking again... Then he stops for the third time and goes out. Then back again - but this time he's wearing safety glasses.

- Honey - she says - I do understand why you're using the laundry pin... and even the sugar - but ... why the glasses ?
- Barbara , dear - I needed the protection - everytime you fart loudly the sugar flows directly inside my eyes!

End of story. And happy Valentine's day to all the girls named Barbara and all the girls who are not named Barbara! Happy Valentine to all the GFY!

Married 20 years. What to do for Valentines for the wife.

Married 20 years. What to do for Valentines for the wife.

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