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Old 02-13-2012, 02:23 AM   #1
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Arabs are difficult site members. Today's Arab member mail...

They love to join our fat Asian site, but they are a handful and usually very rude whenever they contact us. I'd say 90% of the ones who contact us are like this. There is no talking sense to them or explaining that you can't "play" a photo, you can only look at it. They also like to flood your comment area with RUDE SHIT ALL IN CAPS. And they can't resist tossing in comments about us being American or white.

Today's winning Arab member mail:

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YOU ARE THE STUPID AMREICAN WHITING ON THE WORLD YOUR PCS IS SHIT,MUCH BROWN COLOR AND MUCH MISS ON YOUR PHOTO GET AND FUCK YOUR MOTHER AND LEARN YOU MORE WHO YOU CAN MADE PERFECT PHOTO,SUCK,SUCKMINE YOUR SHIT.
When I get these, I send them a photo of the sole of my shoe. Apparently it's an insult. It shuts them up.
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Old 02-13-2012, 02:38 AM   #2
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Juicy stop emailing, it's just a pic
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Old 02-13-2012, 02:40 AM   #3
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Juicy stop emailing, it's just a pic
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Old 02-13-2012, 02:42 AM   #4
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Yes, it's a big insult. When the American troops entered Bagdadh and the Iraqi people got free from under Saddam's suppression, they came out in the streets en masse and carried paintings and photos of Saddam i one hand and a shoe in the other. They kept hitting the photo or painting over and over again with the sole of their shoe. Big insult!
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Old 02-13-2012, 03:19 AM   #5
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I like the self hating ones...

I get comments on blogs with guys stating shit like:

I love you Emily! Even if I am going to hell for viewing your pictures. It is not what I want but I cannot stop loving you. Marry me so it will be OK with God. PLEAAASSSEEE!!
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Old 02-13-2012, 03:25 AM   #6
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I like the self hating ones...

I get comments on blogs with guys stating shit like:

I love you Emily! Even if I am going to hell for viewing your pictures. It is not what I want but I cannot stop loving you. Marry me so it will be OK with God. PLEAAASSSEEE!!
Well at least you get comments...my comments consist of: "very informative post, mywebsitehere.com has some great new articles as well!"
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Old 02-13-2012, 03:32 AM   #7
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I like the self hating ones...

I get comments on blogs with guys stating shit like:

I love you Emily! Even if I am going to hell for viewing your pictures. It is not what I want but I cannot stop loving you. Marry me so it will be OK with God. PLEAAASSSEEE!!
Those are great.

I could start a blog with funny Arab emails. Be it insults to us or emails to the girls, they are all funny.
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Old 02-13-2012, 03:55 AM   #8
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One does not have to be an Arab to tell DWB,SUCK,SUCKMINE YOUR SHIT.
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Old 02-13-2012, 04:06 AM   #9
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I still laugh when I think about the time some guy in the newsgroups told me "You son of whores! Shit on you!"

That was back in '98
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Old 02-13-2012, 04:08 AM   #10
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They love to join our fat Asian site, but they are a handful and usually very rude whenever they contact us. I'd say 90% of the ones who contact us are like this. There is no talking sense to them or explaining that you can't "play" a photo, you can only look at it. They also like to flood your comment area with RUDE SHIT ALL IN CAPS. And they can't resist tossing in comments about us being American or white.

Today's winning Arab member mail:



When I get these, I send them a photo of the sole of my shoe. Apparently it's an insult. It shuts them up.
Insha'Allah houma mararft maghreb wild fi, cain sabatach am howa.
(hopefully none of them know the 17 yo in Morocco)...
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Old 02-13-2012, 04:40 AM   #11
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One does not have to be an Arab to tell DWB,SUCK,SUCKMINE YOUR SHIT.
Valid point.

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I still laugh when I think about the time some guy in the newsgroups told me "You son of whores! Shit on you!"

That was back in '98
We get a lot of those too.

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Insha'Allah houma mararft maghreb wild fi, cain sabatach am howa.
Can I just forward all my Arab emails to you?
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Old 02-13-2012, 05:50 AM   #12
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MUCH BROWN COLOR
LOL, tell him to go look in the mirror.
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Old 02-13-2012, 06:22 AM   #13
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Old 02-13-2012, 06:24 AM   #14
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Well at least you get comments...my comments consist of: "very informative post, mywebsitehere.com has some great new articles as well!"
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Old 02-13-2012, 06:27 AM   #15
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When I get these, I send them a photo of the sole of my shoe. Apparently it's an insult. It shuts them up.
LMFAO. Ok, this was pretty funny
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Old 02-13-2012, 06:28 AM   #16
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Sounds like teencat signed up to your site.
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Old 02-13-2012, 06:36 AM   #17
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DWB thats some funny shit.

And I will keep that in mind about the shoe.
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Old 02-13-2012, 06:44 AM   #18
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i put all the funny ones on my comments section
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Old 02-13-2012, 09:24 AM   #19
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great topic gave a sweet idea to fill my site with funny comments ....
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Damn I never get funny e-mails, just them searching around for CP and rape shit
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Old 02-13-2012, 12:27 PM   #21
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The picture of the sole of your shoe is great!
Taking some pics now to use - lol
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Old 02-13-2012, 02:07 PM   #24
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Valid point.



We get a lot of those too.



Can I just forward all my Arab emails to you?
Sure...I'll tell them "the owner throws his shoe at you" you "willed d'suq" - (son of the market) that'll really piss em off. ;) "willed d' ashra ba" will also work....lol - "son of 10 fathers"
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