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CurrentlySober · 02-04-2012, 11:41 AM

'Alli' weight loss tablets, are NOT COOL.

Makes it all so loose you cant even trust a simple fart

DaddyHalbucks · 02-04-2012, 11:45 AM

Just cut out these items and you will lose weight safely: cigarettes, alcohol, all processed food, red meat, hotdogs, hamburgers, anything fried, bread, pizza, sugar, soda, cookies, candy, ice cream, etc..

Up your intake of vegetables, fruits, and water. Exercise every day.

It's really that easy.

Scott McD · 02-04-2012, 11:53 AM

Never trust a fart...

Markul · 02-04-2012, 12:33 PM

If you want to loose weight there are two fool proof ways: eat less... Move more

martinsc · 02-04-2012, 12:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Scott McD

Never trust a fart...

nudecanada · 02-04-2012, 12:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DaddyHalbucks

Just cut out these items and you will lose weight safely: cigarettes, alcohol, all processed food, red meat, hotdogs, hamburgers, anything fried, bread, pizza, sugar, soda, cookies, candy, ice cream, etc..

Up your intake of vegetables, fruits, and water. Exercise every day.

It's really that easy.

That probably eliminates everything in his entire life!

EddyTheDog · 02-04-2012, 01:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DaddyHalbucks

Just cut out these items and you will lose weight safely: cigarettes, alcohol, all processed food, red meat, hotdogs, hamburgers, anything fried, bread, pizza, sugar, soda, cookies, candy, ice cream, etc..

Up your intake of vegetables, fruits, and water. Exercise every day.

It's really that easy.

You wont live longer - It will just feel like it....

2012 · 02-04-2012, 01:11 PM

that's great. did you finish ... then have to go back again later and re-wipe ? Some pills may cause an oily discharge.

Wizzo · 02-04-2012, 01:33 PM

Never use a product that has, "Wear dark colored pants while taking it" in the warnings.

topnotch, standup guy · 02-04-2012, 02:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DaddyHalbucks

Just cut out these items and you will lose weight safely: cigarettes, alcohol, all processed food, red meat, hotdogs, hamburgers, anything fried, bread, pizza, sugar, soda, cookies, candy, ice cream, etc..

Up your intake of vegetables, fruits, and water. Exercise every day.

It's really that easy.

Easy?

You sure got a funny way of describing "easy"

.

alias · 02-04-2012, 02:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Wizzo

Never use a product that has, "Wear dark colored pants while taking it" in the warnings.

Definitely not.

L-Pink · 02-04-2012, 02:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nudecanada

That probably eliminates everything in his entire life!

.

DBS.US · 02-04-2012, 04:44 PM

Active Ingredients: Orlistat (60 mg, Weight Loss Aid)

Inactive Ingredients: FD&C Blue 1 (CI 42090), Edible Ink, Gelatin, Iron Oxide, Microcrystalline Cellulose, Povidone, Sodium Lauryl Sulfate, Sodium Starch Glycolate, Talc, Titanium Dioxide

CurrentlySober · 02-05-2012, 01:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Scott McD

Never trust a fart...

Nor a hippy....

cooldude7 · 02-05-2012, 01:22 AM

meanwhile in america., ;P

CurrentlySober · 02-05-2012, 01:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cooldude7

meanwhile in america., ;P

I'm in the UK. Pills prescribed by a medical doctor.

AllAboutCams · 02-05-2012, 01:28 AM

sharted ?

CYF · 02-05-2012, 01:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DaddyHalbucks

Just cut out these items and you will lose weight safely: cigarettes, alcohol, all processed food, red meat, hotdogs, hamburgers, anything fried, bread, pizza, sugar, soda, cookies, candy, ice cream, etc..

Up your intake of vegetables, fruits, and water. Exercise every day.

It's really that easy.

what's the point of living then?

epitome · 02-05-2012, 01:33 AM

So wait, you're not excited by your shart?

Did somebody steal your account?

You like poo.

Chosen · 02-05-2012, 02:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by epitome

So wait, you're not excited by your shart?

Did somebody steal your account?

You like poo.

Yeah, please explain

CurrentlySober · 02-05-2012, 03:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by epitome

So wait, you're not excited by your shart?

Did somebody steal your account?

You like poo.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chosen

Yeah, please explain

Poo is sticky and solid, and you can make things out of it (Like baby duck sculptures and stuff)

But this is just like any oily wetness, a bit like the oil you find on a greasy pizza... If its not proper poo = Then its not proper fun...

DamianJ · 02-05-2012, 03:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CurrentlySober

I'm in the UK. Pills prescribed by a medical doctor.

Didn't he/she recommend you give up booze, crap food and try exercise before prescribing pills?

CurrentlySober · 02-05-2012, 03:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DamianJ

Didn't he/she recommend you give up booze, crap food and try exercise before prescribing pills?

No, the doctor works for amazon...

alextokyo · 02-05-2012, 04:00 AM

You should start hard drugs, I've never ever seen a fat smackhead.

Either that, or just take a really big shit on a regular basis. Sit on the toilet and push like crazy

for a few hours a day, every day.

AAB · 02-05-2012, 04:16 AM

Try African Mango Extract :D

cooldude7 · 02-05-2012, 05:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CurrentlySober

I'm in the UK. Pills prescribed by a medical doctor.

my bad.,

Meanwhile in UK.

epitome · 02-05-2012, 09:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CurrentlySober

Poo is sticky and solid, and you can make things out of it (Like baby duck sculptures and stuff)

But this is just like any oily wetness, a bit like the oil you find on a greasy pizza... If its not proper poo = Then its not proper fun...

You see a problem, I see a solution. Just let it bake in the sun for a few hours and mix soil in.

adendreams · 02-05-2012, 09:41 AM

oh you silly man you... you got everyone talking about shit again

Overload · 02-05-2012, 09:42 AM

hmm, try magic mushrooms ... they help kill calories ;) i ate as usual last year and got rid of 18 kilos (~40 pounds) :B

alextokyo · 02-05-2012, 09:48 AM

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Originally Posted by epitome

sun

He's in the UK, yo.

CurrentlySober · 02-05-2012, 12:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by adendreams

oh you silly man you... you got everyone talking about shit again

Who? Me???

Why on earth would I do that?

2intense · 02-05-2012, 01:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CurrentlySober

'Alli' weight loss tablets, are NOT COOL.

Makes it all so loose you cant even trust a simple fart

u wrong ...

alextokyo · 02-05-2012, 01:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 2intense

u wrong ...

"U wrong"? If you absolutely must take the time and effort to construct and deliver such Earth-shatteringly controversial statements, you'd better at least be able to back it up with a video camera in hand and a pack of fucking of monkeys in the background dancing around & screaming "WORLDSTAR, DIS SHIT BE GOIN ON WORLDSTAR BITCH!!!!"

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