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  • DeanCapture
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    • Dec 2002
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    #1

    New Van Halen Album :::

    I just heard the new Van Halen album. I thought it sucked!
    I tried really hard to like it but it was just painful
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  • Jim_Gunn
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    • Feb 2003
    • 5702

    #2
    I know that many people bagged on it, but that one Tattoo song I heard wasn't bad once I heard a good stereo mix. But without Michael Anthony they're missing something.

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    • L-Pink
      working on my tan
      • Mar 2005
      • 39151

      #3
      Originally posted by Jim_Gunn
      I know that many people bagged on it, but that one Tattoo song I heard wasn't bad once I heard a good stereo mix. But without Michael Anthony they're missing something.
      Yep, To many Van Halen's

      .

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      • lucas131
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        • Aug 2004
        • 11475

        #4
        megaupload down, where will i download it? i want to store it, as everything else i will never hear or watch

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        • baddog
          So Fucking Banned
          • Apr 2001
          • 107089

          #5
          I am not going to risk listening to the album. KLOS was playing that Tattoo song every 95 minutes a few weeks ago. I was glad there were no loaded handguns close. It sucks so bad.

          Reminds me of when The Who came out with Who Are You?

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          • SleazyDream
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            • Jul 2001
            • 41470

            #6
            Wolfgang might have Halen DNA, but he ain't talkin about love

            they need mike back
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            • Grapesoda
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              • Jul 2003
              • 46238

              #7
              Originally posted by Jim_Gunn
              I know that many people bagged on it, but that one Tattoo song I heard wasn't bad once I heard a good stereo mix. But without Michael Anthony they're missing something.
              yup... the high vocal harmony's

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              • DamianJ
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                • Jul 2006
                • 15808

                #8
                Originally posted by DeanCapture
                I just heard the new Van Halen album. I thought it sucked!
                I tried really hard to like it but it was just painful
                No way. So some fat old rocker that wants some money made a shit album to try and cash in?

                Fuck me sideways. What a shocka.

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                • DamianJ
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                  • Jul 2006
                  • 15808

                  #9
                  Originally posted by bm bradley
                  yup... the high vocal harmony's
                  harmony's what?

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                  • Smiley
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                    • Mar 2003
                    • 1265

                    #10
                    its horrible...almost as bad as that Metallica & Lou Reed trainwreck
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                    • CaptainHowdy
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                      • Dec 2004
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                      #11
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                      • CDSmith
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                        • May 2001
                        • 51460

                        #12
                        Michael Anthony is/was the patented VHalen backup vocal sound. Without him they're like an 8 cylinder engine firing on only three. As in they're going nowhere.

                        Sorry Eddy & Alex. But when you have issues with every front man you've ever had and then alienate the one guy who stuck with you through all those years (Anthony) the problem isn't all them, it's YOU.

                        I'd rather buy the Chickenfoot CD than this new VH one.
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                        • NETbilling
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                          • Jan 2002
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                          #13
                          http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZmN3c...eature=related

                          lmfao


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                          • SuckOnThis
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                            • Oct 2003
                            • 6844

                            #14
                            Originally posted by CaptainHowdy
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                            • Shotsie
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                              • Sep 2011
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                              #15
                              When has Van Halen ever been good?

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                              • NETbilling
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                                • Jan 2002
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                                #16
                                Originally posted by Shotsie
                                When has Van Halen ever been good?
                                Surely you jest. Van Halen 1 and Fair Warning are 2 of the greatest albums ever.


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                                • DWB
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                                  • Jul 2003
                                  • 31779

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by Shotsie
                                  When has Van Halen ever been good?
                                  We should drag you through the streets by your feet for such a comment.

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                                  • xxxjay
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                                    • Aug 2002
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                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by DeanCapture
                                    I just heard the new Van Halen album. I thought it sucked!
                                    I tried really hard to like it but it was just painful
                                    Yea, I had a feeling
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                                    • Shotsie
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                                      • Sep 2011
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                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by NETbilling
                                      Surely you jest. Van Halen 1 and Fair Warning are 2 of the greatest albums ever.
                                      Originally posted by DWB
                                      We should drag you through the streets by your feet for such a comment.
                                      Look guys, I know you have some nostalgic memories of cruising around in your t-top Firebirds blasting running with the devil back in the day, but the fact of the matter is that Van Halen is just another shitty 80's hair band. They have always been terrible.
                                      Last edited by Shotsie; 02-03-2012, 01:47 AM.

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                                      • Stinger
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                                        • Dec 2006
                                        • 876

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by DWB
                                        We should drag you through the streets by your feet for such a comment.
                                        AGREEEEEEDDDDD

                                        Honnest NOT THAT BAD AT ALL this Record....

                                        Old Vintage VH Sound just Minus M.A.

                                        I can live with that ...

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                                        • tony286
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                                          • Aug 2002
                                          • 57021

                                          #21
                                          I think MA added real fullness to their sound but also they havent grown musically as a band. I watched a documentary on U2 and the making of achtung baby. They said they got off a tour and said we have to cut down the joshua tree and reinvent ourselves. They had a very hard time finding the sound but they grew as a band. VH is doing the same shit they did in the 80's and Davids shtick isnt as cool when he is an old man.

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                                          • Si
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                                            • Feb 2008
                                            • 13900

                                            #22
                                            That Tattoo song absolutely sucks.

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                                            • bronco67
                                              Too lazy to set a custom title
                                              • Dec 2006
                                              • 29032

                                              #23
                                              Did anyone expect this to sound good? All of these bands from our childhood sounded good because our taste in music was shit.

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                                              • porno jew
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                                                • Nov 2006
                                                • 10166

                                                #24

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                                                • porno jew
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                                                  • Nov 2006
                                                  • 10166

                                                  #25
                                                  In 2003, On December 31, Roth played a one night sold out New Year's Eve show at the House of Blues in Hollywood, CA consisting of Van Halen era songs as well as Roth era songs, and some drunken midgets roaming about the stage.

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                                                  • Vegas Ken
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                                                    • Sep 2006
                                                    • 4151

                                                    #26
                                                    Listening to the Tattoo song as I write this. Man the song sucks!
                                                    I have to agree that with no Michael Anthony, The Diamond Dave return is not quite the same as it should or could have been.
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                                                    • MediaGuy
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                                                      • Sep 2004
                                                      • 5500

                                                      #27
                                                      Originally posted by Vegas Ken
                                                      Listening to the Tattoo song as I write this. Man the song sucks!
                                                      I have to agree that with no Michael Anthony, The Diamond Dave return is not quite the same as it should or could have been.
                                                      Have to agree with this... but there's some good stuff on the album, like China Town and Big River... at least Hagar has gone back to the comic strip universe...

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                                                      • webair
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                                                        • Feb 2002
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                                                        #28
                                                        yea it completely sucks balls. I expected much better...


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                                                        • Jim_Gunn
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                                                          #29
                                                          Originally posted by Shotsie
                                                          Look guys, I know you have some nostalgic memories of cruising around in your t-top Firebirds blasting running with the devil back in the day, but the fact of the matter is that Van Halen is just another shitty 80's hair band. They have always been terrible.
                                                          You clearly don't have taste or know your music history. Van Halen was not an "80's Hair Band". Van Halen with David Lee Roth was a great 1970's hard rock band back in a day when everyone had long hair. They had their biggest hits in the early 80's. The "80's Hair Band" phenomenon occured in the late 80's to early 90's- roughly 1987 right up to to 1991 when Nirvana's Nervermind album came out and signaled the ascension of grunge.

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                                                          • Captain Kawaii
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                                                            • Oct 2007
                                                            • 6748

                                                            #30
                                                            and tonight at Circus Circus, we have Van Halen with special opening act, Little River Band.
                                                            Oh, its coming all right.

                                                            Their first 2 albums were amazing. BUT, when I saw them in Florida on the first tour, 2 shows, I was kinda annoyed that the shows mirrored each other down to the corny jokes by David Lee. Word for word. He was so made for Vegas, even then.

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                                                            • webair
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                                                              • Feb 2002
                                                              • 8531

                                                              #31
                                                              here is my official review:

                                                              Ok ... I dl'd the new Van Halen, listened to every song, here is my review:

                                                              1. every song sounds the same.
                                                              2. Dave can't sing anymore, but can still write really crappy lyrics.
                                                              3. Eddie can still wail, but these songs BLOW.
                                                              4. This is officially the worst Van Halen release ever...complete cheezzze.................



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                                                              • DeanCapture
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                                                                • Dec 2002
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                                                                #32
                                                                Originally posted by webair
                                                                here is my official review:

                                                                1. every song sounds the same.
                                                                2. Dave can't sing anymore, but can still write really crappy lyrics.
                                                                3. Eddie can still wail, but these songs BLOW.
                                                                4. This is officially the worst Van Halen release ever...complete cheezzze.................
                                                                My thoughts exactly
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                                                                • 2012
                                                                  So Fucking What
                                                                  • Jul 2006
                                                                  • 17189

                                                                  #33
                                                                  Originally posted by webair



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                                                                  • Shotsie
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                                                                    • Sep 2011
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                                                                    #34
                                                                    Originally posted by Jim_Gunn
                                                                    You clearly don't have taste or know your music history. Van Halen was not an "80's Hair Band". Van Halen with David Lee Roth was a great 1970's hard rock band back in a day when everyone had long hair. They had their biggest hits in the early 80's. The "80's Hair Band" phenomenon occured in the late 80's to early 90's- roughly 1987 right up to to 1991 when Nirvana's Nervermind album came out and signaled the ascension of grunge.
                                                                    I was breaking balls to a certain extent, but you could say that Van Halen set the stage for Glam Metal and the hair bands of the 80's with their gimmicky music and even more gimmicky stage antics. I never liked them. Just watched that video, David Lee Roth is such a fucking tool
                                                                    Last edited by Shotsie; 02-10-2012, 01:26 PM.

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                                                                    • Vendzilla
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                                                                      • Mar 2004
                                                                      • 23200

                                                                      #35
                                                                      I think you guys are looking at this all wrong. I saw them at gazzari's before they had their first album. This album may not be up to what they were back then, but this means they will be touring again.
                                                                      Remember Ice Cream Man by Roth? Ok, that was bad. But would still go to the concert!
                                                                      Last edited by Vendzilla; 02-10-2012, 03:38 PM.
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                                                                      think about that

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                                                                      • Vjo
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                                                                        • Oct 2002
                                                                        • 6082

                                                                        #36
                                                                        So you're saying the kid Wolfie doesnt have it huh? Roth with short hair is a bit lame.

                                                                        good tune i'd say, eddie is still pretty good



                                                                        old times



                                                                        If the other songs arent at least as good as Tatoo.. which is a good orig tune in the old genre but not the hottest lead song, then I can see where it might be just noise.

                                                                        Seems a lil loose. They prob need to all (incl Wolfie) go back to Thai Stick hehe

                                                                        Good to see Roth and Eddie V back together tho.
                                                                        Last edited by Vjo; 02-10-2012, 04:02 PM.

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                                                                        • Vjo
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                                                                          • Oct 2002
                                                                          • 6082

                                                                          #37
                                                                          David Lee Roth now looks like this guy



                                                                          kick ass and my fav Adams song

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                                                                          • 2MuchMark
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                                                                            • Aug 2004
                                                                            • 50991

                                                                            #38
                                                                            Wow you guys are vicious....

                                                                            I am listening to the album now. Tattoo and She's the woman both sound excellent. Dave's voice sounds excellent and the rest of the band is still in top shape. She's the Woman ESPECIALLY captures the sound and the fun of Van Halen in my opinion.

                                                                            I think maybe what has changed, is us. When we used to listen to VH as kids they were the hardest rocking band. Today they sound the same, but compared to other bands they just don't seem to have such an edgy sound.

                                                                            If you were a Van Halen fan in the past, spend $11 to download their latest album (chances are you spend $20 to buy it back in the day, so whats $11?). Listen to the whole thing a few times while you work this weekend and then decide for yourself.

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                                                                            • Grapesoda
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                                                                              • Jul 2003
                                                                              • 46238

                                                                              #39
                                                                              Originally posted by MarkPrince
                                                                              Wow you guys are vicious....

                                                                              I am listening to the album now. Tattoo and She's the woman both sound excellent. Dave's voice sounds excellent and the rest of the band is still in top shape. She's the Woman ESPECIALLY captures the sound and the fun of Van Halen in my opinion.

                                                                              I think maybe what has changed, is us. When we used to listen to VH as kids they were the hardest rocking band. Today they sound the same, but compared to other bands they just don't seem to have such an edgy sound.

                                                                              If you were a Van Halen fan in the past, spend $11 to download their latest album (chances are you spend $20 to buy it back in the day, so whats $11?). Listen to the whole thing a few times while you work this weekend and then decide for yourself.
                                                                              I got it off amazon...I agree it's pretty cool...

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                                                                              • cherrylula
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                                                                                • Jan 2002
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                                                                                #40
                                                                                they are probably drinking and drank so much booze to do this... couple of asshole drunks, but they sound good together.

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                                                                                • NETbilling
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                                                                                  • Jan 2002
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                                                                                  #41
                                                                                  I love VH and Eddie is one of my favorite guitarists of all time. The guitar sound on this new album is washed out. Roth still has the old tone in his voice but has lost his range. The songs are pretty weak. I wish eddie would go bad to playing his old Kramer guitars cranked up through Marshall stacks. I am disappointed overall but will still go see them at Staples as I have always done when they have toured.

                                                                                  It surely isn't Fair Warning...

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                                                                                  • 2012
                                                                                    So Fucking What
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                                                                                    #42
                                                                                    Originally posted by MarkPrince

                                                                                    I think maybe what has changed, is us.
                                                                                    no, it was you.leave "us" out of it
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                                                                                    • Coup
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                                                                                      #43
                                                                                      the 80's are fucking over, losers. cut off your fucking mullets and get over it.

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                                                                                      • Coup
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                                                                                        #44
                                                                                        lol @ being disappointed a bunch of washed up senior citizens don't "rock" anymore

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                                                                                        • 2012
                                                                                          So Fucking What
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                                                                                          #45
                                                                                          Originally posted by Coup
                                                                                          the 80's are fucking over, losers. cut off your fucking mullets and get over it.
                                                                                          Originally posted by Coup
                                                                                          lol @ being disappointed a bunch of washed up senior citizens don't "rock" anymore



                                                                                          ... yeah it does.
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