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  • fris
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    • Aug 2002
    • 55679

    #1

    sexiest mysql query ever (pic)

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  • Jman
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    • Sep 2003
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    #2
    Lovely curves ;)
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    • pornguy
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      • Mar 2003
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      #3
      Hahahah.. Nice one.

      Should have moved age though.
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      • u-Bob
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        • Jul 2005
        • 33063

        #4
        nice

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        • CaptainHowdy
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          • Dec 2004
          • 94732

          #5
          As bland as mysql itself ...

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          • charliebitme
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            • Jan 2012
            • 64

            #6
            Originally posted by Crak_JMan
            Lovely curves ;)
            true, true
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            • Fletch XXX
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              • Jan 2002
              • 60840

              #7
              curves?

              this is curves


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              • FlexxAeon
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                • May 2003
                • 3765

                #8
                ...ORDER BY age ASC
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                • V_RocKs
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                  • Nov 2003
                  • 32449

                  #9
                  Must have been written in a European country.

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                  • Cyber Fucker
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                    • Sep 2005
                    • 12642

                    #10
                    Sexy indeed.

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                    • SZNY
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                      • May 2004
                      • 2800

                      #11
                      hahaha great one!
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                      • munki
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                        • Dec 2004
                        • 13393

                        #12
                        Love to see a nice table merge on that one.

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                        • SuckOnThis
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                          • Oct 2003
                          • 6844

                          #13
                          Originally posted by Fletch XXX
                          curves?

                          this is curves


                          Agreed. Much better.

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                          • Spunky
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                            • Jun 2002
                            • 133986

                            #14
                            That pic doesn't arouse me

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                            • Jman
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                              • Sep 2003
                              • 22838

                              #15
                              Originally posted by Fletch XXX
                              curves?

                              this is curves

                              Those are hot to
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                              • borked
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                                • Feb 2005
                                • 6284

                                #16
                                Originally posted by FlexxAeon
                                ...ORDER BY age ASC
                                I was wondering whether it should be asc or desc,,, I would have preferred a where age<=35 order by age desc limit 10;
                                at a certain age the select with limit > 10 is takes too long

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                                • borked
                                  Totally Borked
                                  • Feb 2005
                                  • 6284

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by munki
                                  Love to see a nice table merge on that one.
                                  I'd lover to see her run on solr

                                  Code:
                                  q=status:wife&facet=true&facet.field=personality&mlt.count=10&mlt.fl=personality,description,hair,eyes&mlt.qf=personality^20.0+description^5+hair^1+eyes^0.2&mlt.match.include=false
                                  Last edited by borked; 01-30-2012, 10:37 AM.

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                                  • FlexxAeon
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                                    • May 2003
                                    • 3765

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by borked
                                    I'd lover to see her run on solr

                                    Code:
                                    q=status:wife&facet=true&facet.field=personality&mlt.count=10&mlt.fl=personality,description,hair,eyes&mlt.qf=personality^20.0+description^5+hair^1+eyes^0.2&mlt.match.include=false
                                    ALTER TABLE girls DROP COLUMN personality
                                    ALTER TABLE girls ADD COLUMN sluttiness
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                                    • borked
                                      Totally Borked
                                      • Feb 2005
                                      • 6284

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by FlexxAeon
                                      ALTER TABLE girls DROP COLUMN personality
                                      ALTER TABLE girls ADD COLUMN sluttiness
                                      quand même! why drop column when you can add weighting to it ;)
                                      mlt.qf=sluttiness^50+personality^20.0+description^ 5+hair^1+eyes^0.2

                                      that way you end up with the first record being a slut with personality having big tits, straight brown hair and blue eyes. When searched with mlt (more like this), you find basically anyone that is like your wife (who of course is already that but become boring)... to execute when the 7-year itch starts scratching ;)

                                      only NoSQL can give you those

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                                      • fris
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                                        • Aug 2002
                                        • 55679

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by V_RocKs
                                        Must have been written in a European country.
                                        yes found it on a euro blog ;)
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                                        • mavruda
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                                          • Feb 2007
                                          • 2597

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by Fletch XXX
                                          curves?

                                          this is curves

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                                          • mikesouth
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                                            • Jun 2003
                                            • 6334

                                            #22
                                            AND age >17 ORDER BY age ASC
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                                            • Biggie Smalls Web Writing
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                                              #23
                                              nice nice..

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                                              • John-ACWM
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                                                • Nov 2008
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                                                #24
                                                The second curves are hot!

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                                                • AdultEUhost-Sebas
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                                                  • Jun 2006
                                                  • 867

                                                  #25
                                                  Order by age!

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                                                  • Chosen
                                                    • Aug 2001
                                                    • 63151

                                                    #26

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                                                    • javbucks
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                                                      #27
                                                      nice!
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                                                      • michael.kickass
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                                                        • Mar 2009
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                                                        #28
                                                        Hot query for sure. =)
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