How do all the pornstars manage to not get poop on their willie?

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  • Cystomatic
    Confirmed User
    • Dec 2011
    • 361

    #1

    How do all the pornstars manage to not get poop on their willie?

    Title explains it all? Are they fucking ninjas for not getting poop on their huge willies?
  • beerptrol
    Confirmed Asshole
    • Feb 2003
    • 12722

    #2
    they do, but they use expensive cgi special effects to remove the poop from willie
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    • halfpint
      GFY's Halfpint
      • Jun 2007
      • 15223

      #3
      what i dont get is why you would want to stick your willie up a shit hole in the first place

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      • Dirty Dane
        Sick Fuck
        • Feb 2004
        • 9491

        #4
        Originally posted by halfpint
        what i dont get is why you would want to stick your willie up a shit hole in the first place
        Because it feels like a virgin.

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        • JosephFM
          Confirmed User
          • Feb 2010
          • 1190

          #5
          Pornstars use enemas to clean their anus and don't eat for 24 hours prior to a hardcore anal sex scene.

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          • PornMD
            Mainstream Businessman
            • Jan 2007
            • 9291

            #6
            Originally posted by JosephFM
            Pornstars use enemas to clean their anus and don't eat for 24 hours prior to a hardcore anal sex scene.
            Yea, it's not like they just spontaneously decided to do anal in the scene. They prepare for that (lack of) shit.
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            • CDSmith
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              • May 2001
              • 51460

              #7
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              • Shotsie
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                • Sep 2011
                • 1208

                #8
                Originally posted by PornMD
                Yea, it's not like they just spontaneously decided to do anal in the scene. They prepare for that (lack of) shit.
                What are you talking about? I thought porn was just spontaneous sex that happened to be captured on film. It looks so...REAL. So passionate.

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                • CurrentlySober
                  Too lazy to wipe my ass
                  • Aug 2002
                  • 38946

                  #9
                  Originally posted by JosephFM
                  Pornstars use enemas to clean their anus and don't eat for 24 hours prior to a hardcore anal sex scene.
                  Yes to enemas. NO to not eating... My X Wife did SHIT LOADS of anals (Excuse pun) and was even nominated for best anal sex scene in 2002 at the AVNs with Max Hardcore...

                  But she never 'Didn't eat'...


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                  • CourtneyR
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                    • Jan 2012
                    • 2977

                    #10
                    you can eat its just probally not wise to eat a huge meal the night before.

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                    • 96ukssob
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                      • Mar 2003
                      • 12991

                      #11
                      poop dick! thats when you know your girl is classy
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                      • Fletch XXX
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                        • Jan 2002
                        • 60840

                        #12
                        can always tell whos never been on anal sets hehehe

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                        • HomerSimpson
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                          • Sep 2005
                          • 13826

                          #13
                          Originally posted by Fletch XXX
                          can always tell whos never been on anal sets hehehe
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                          • tonyparra
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                            • Jul 2008
                            • 4568

                            #14
                            Originally posted by CourtneyR_FFN
                            you can eat its just probally not wise to eat a huge meal the night before.
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                            • SomeCreep
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                              • Mar 2003
                              • 26118

                              #15
                              Female pornstars dont have an asshole like normal girls. They have two vaginas, so its all good.

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                              • Supz
                                Arthur Flegenheimer
                                • Jul 2006
                                • 11057

                                #16
                                Originally posted by PornMD
                                Yea, it's not like they just spontaneously decided to do anal in the scene. They prepare for that (lack of) shit.
                                you mean the girls on bangbus knew they were getting on the bus?

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                                • cherrylula
                                  lol
                                  • Jan 2002
                                  • 15969

                                  #17
                                  I've seen a girl (accidentally) crap all over a guy during butt sex. Not pleasant at all. For anyone. lol

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                                  • V_RocKs
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                                    • Nov 2003
                                    • 32449

                                    #18
                                    poopie kakka

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                                    • SZNY
                                      SZNY
                                      • May 2004
                                      • 2800

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by JosephFM
                                      Pornstars use enemas to clean their anus and don't eat for 24 hours prior to a hardcore anal sex scene.
                                      damn they must be hungry
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                                      • John-ACWM
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                                        • Nov 2008
                                        • 20060

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by beerptrol
                                        they do, but they use expensive cgi special effects to remove the poop from willie

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                                        • jhmplondon
                                          Confirmed User
                                          • Aug 2011
                                          • 225

                                          #21
                                          enema before, eat as much as you like - take loperamid - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Loperamide few hours before the scene. ready to go/
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                                          • AllAboutCams
                                            Femcams.com
                                            • Jul 2011
                                            • 12234

                                            #22
                                            my friend told me that a customer in his knocking shop asked for one of the girls
                                            to shit on them. the girl could not do it he was paying $500 but still nothing she tried for 3 days. easy money if you ask me
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                                            • Just Alex
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                                              • Aug 2007
                                              • 6060

                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by xxxupdate
                                              my friend told me that a customer in his knocking shop asked for one of the girls
                                              to shit on them. the girl could not do it he was paying $500 but still nothing she tried for 3 days. easy money if you ask me
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                                              • barcodes
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                                                • Mar 2011
                                                • 2040

                                                #24

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                                                • EddyTheDog
                                                  Just Doing My Own Thing
                                                  • Jan 2011
                                                  • 25433

                                                  #25
                                                  Careful editing and remember you can shoot any part of a scene as many times as you like.

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                                                  • 2MuchMark
                                                    Mark of 2Much.net
                                                    • Aug 2004
                                                    • 50982

                                                    #26
                                                    Originally posted by Shotsie
                                                    What are you talking about? I thought porn was just spontaneous sex that happened to be captured on film. It looks so...REAL. So passionate.
                                                    Hmmm.. could this be why 99% of all porn films suck? Despite being in the biz', I really can't stand porno flicks. They are all boring as hell. Stupid dialog and bad, bad acting. When characters (!) start having sex it's so blah and empty and boring.

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                                                    • digitalfantasies
                                                      Confirmed User
                                                      • Sep 2010
                                                      • 2759

                                                      #27
                                                      they do get poop on their willie... but because it is exactly the same color as their willie...people don't notice

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                                                      • Far-L
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                                                        • Feb 2002
                                                        • 6065

                                                        #28
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                                                        The Sweets attached a corkscrew shaped phallus to a drill - "a drildo" so to speak... then stuck it in a girls ass who had done a fleet enema. The drildo plumbed down in her butt and the corkscrew functioned as a Archimedes Screw dredging up the nasty anal butt juice until it literally came spraying out her ass and covering the white walls of their office in shit spray as if a geyser of oil had just been struck.

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                                                        • cooldude7
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                                                          • Nov 2009
                                                          • 4306

                                                          #29
                                                          i seen documentary about it ., and they showed enema.,

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                                                          • CurrentlySober
                                                            Too lazy to wipe my ass
                                                            • Aug 2002
                                                            • 38946

                                                            #30
                                                            Originally posted by cooldude7
                                                            i seen documentary about it ., and they showed enema.,
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                                                            • PornMD
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                                                              • Jan 2007
                                                              • 9291

                                                              #31
                                                              Originally posted by Far-L
                                                              Favorite anal mishap story...

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                                                              • Bill8
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                                                                • Oct 2001
                                                                • 1901

                                                                #32
                                                                Originally posted by jhmplondon
                                                                enema before, eat as much as you like - take loperamid - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Loperamide few hours before the scene. ready to go/
                                                                what he said - bismuth, immodium, and the like, and enemas.

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