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  • CDSmith
    Too lazy to set a custom title
    • May 2001
    • 51460
    #1

    That's it, Michael Phelps is a mutant

    The guy is the Wayne Gretzky/Michael Jordan of swimming, no two ways about it. Just watched him win his 21st medal, gold of course, in the 100m butterfly. Commentator says he has a "six-foot-seven-inch wingspan" and he is, like me, 6' 4" tall.

    So I took it upon myself to measure my own "wingspan" just to see how this Canadian tundra sloth compares. I've always been known as the guy with the long arms, and sure enough..... my double-arms-length measurement, or "wingspan" as they are calling it, is just over six foot five.


    Conclusion: Phelps is a mutant.
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    • jollyperv
      Confirmed User
      • Nov 2001
      • 3927
      #2
      dude's fucking nuts
      Last edited by jollyperv; 08-04-2012, 10:06 AM.

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        • Relentless
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          • Aug 2006
          • 5697
          #3
          It's much more than that...

          He has hyperflexible ankles that allow his feet to move in a much wider range of motion than yours. He has a disproportionately small torso and long legs. They have done a bunch of reports and the guy has just about every natural advantage a human could have for swimming.

          Still his records and all others will be broken very soon by 'disabled' athletes with prosthetic devices that give them more advantages.
          http://www.latimes.com/sports/olympi...6434101.column

          Within a decade swimmers with 1 arm will be breaking world records left and right ;)
          Last edited by Relentless; 08-04-2012, 10:33 AM.


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            • DWB
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              • Jul 2003
              • 31779
              #4
              It's the weed.

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                • CDSmith
                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                  • May 2001
                  • 51460
                  #5
                  Originally posted by Relentless
                  It's much more than that...

                  He has hyperflexible ankles that allow his feet to move in a much wider range of motion than yours. He has a disproportionately small torso and long legs. They have done a bunch of reports and the guy has just about every natural advantage a human could have for swimming.

                  Still his records and all others will be broken very soon by 'disabled' athletes with prosthetic devices that give them more advantages.
                  http://www.latimes.com/sports/olympi...6434101.column

                  Within a decade swimmers with 1 arm will be breaking world records left and right ;)
                  I'm convinced there was some genetic engineering going on secretly prior to his conception.

                  Sadly (for him) the geneticists focused only on traits that enhance his athletic ablity and neglected such traits as straight teeth.

                  Mutant.
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                    • Relentless
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                      • Aug 2006
                      • 5697
                      #6
                      He does have piranha teeth. Maybe you are onto something.


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                        • L-Pink
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                          • Mar 2005
                          • 39151
                          #7
                          Originally posted by DWB
                          It's the weed.
                          ... lol

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                            • Vapid - BANNED FOR LIFE
                              Barterer
                              • Aug 2004
                              • 4864
                              #8
                              Originally posted by DWB
                              It's the weed.
                              Mutant on weed.

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                                • SilentKnight
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                                  • Oct 2005
                                  • 24812
                                  #9
                                  Originally posted by CDSmith
                                  Sadly (for him) the geneticists focused only on traits that enhance his athletic ablity and neglected such traits as straight teeth.
                                  Must have some British in his ancestry.

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                                    • MrCain
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                                      • Jun 2006
                                      • 3332
                                      #10
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                                            • John-ACWM
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                                              • Nov 2008
                                              • 20060
                                              #12
                                              cool info about Phelps

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                                                • Spunky
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                                                  • Jun 2002
                                                  • 133978
                                                  #13
                                                  Canada needs a Phelps to clean up the swimming events

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                                                    • DamageX
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                                                      • Jun 2001
                                                      • 14293
                                                      #14
                                                      Originally posted by Relentless
                                                      Within a decade swimmers with 1 arm will be breaking world records left and right ;)
                                                      Only left OR right, depends which arm they're missing.
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                                                        • LAJ
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                                                          • Jun 2001
                                                          • 5567
                                                          #15
                                                          Yeah finger tip to finger tip should be very close to how tall you are. I'm 5' 11 and my span is 6' exactly. Many hallways are exactly 6' wide... I barely nick both walls at the same time.

                                                          Oh yeah and Phelps is definitely a mutant lol.
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                                                            • SPP
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                                                              • Nov 2007
                                                              • 460
                                                              #16
                                                              Originally posted by DWB
                                                              It's the weed.
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                                                                • Matt 26z
                                                                  So Fucking Banned
                                                                  • Apr 2002
                                                                  • 18481
                                                                  #17
                                                                  Phelps has a few genetic defects.

                                                                  Marfan's Syndrome, giving him long limbs and fingers.

                                                                  A connective tissue disorder, allowing him flexibility that other swimmers don't have.

                                                                  His body produces less Lactic Acid than other athletes, making his recovery times much better. This means more working out and most importantly, the ability to swim two races in the same hour as if the first race never even happened.

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                                                                    • adendreams
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                                                                      • Jul 2009
                                                                      • 1887
                                                                      #18
                                                                      Hes amazing but this is proof that there are WAY too many swimming events
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                                                                        • rufflebuttfairy
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                                                                          • Mar 2007
                                                                          • 75
                                                                          #19
                                                                          Id so do him!
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                                                                            • marlboroack
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                                                                              • Jul 2010
                                                                              • 9327
                                                                              #20
                                                                              Originally posted by rufflebuttfairy
                                                                              Id so do him!
                                                                              lol

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                                                                                • TisMe
                                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                                  • Aug 2008
                                                                                  • 1719
                                                                                  #21
                                                                                  He's a retired mutant now.

                                                                                  Wonder what kind of pension plan mutants have.

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                                                                                    • Hornydog4cooter
                                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                                      • Jan 2005
                                                                                      • 2859
                                                                                      #22
                                                                                      Yeah the guy is a beast good for him!

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                                                                                        • michael.kickass
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                                                                                          • Mar 2009
                                                                                          • 11039
                                                                                          #23
                                                                                          If Phelps was a country, he'd be #40 in the all-time overall medal table. So I agree, he is indeed a mutant. =)
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                                                                                            • V_RocKs
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                                                                                              • Nov 2003
                                                                                              • 32467
                                                                                              #24
                                                                                              That is it... Cutting the legs off tomorrow and training for next time.

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                                                                                                • samuelmosc
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                                                                                                  • Jun 2012
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                                                                                                  #25
                                                                                                  Originally posted by TisMe
                                                                                                  He's a retired mutant now.

                                                                                                  Wonder what kind of pension plan mutants have.
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                                                                                                    • Best-In-BC
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                                                                                                      • Jun 2002
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                                                                                                      #26
                                                                                                      If Wayne Gretzky played today he wouldn't even be in the top 10
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                                                                                                        • DragonsGirls
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                                                                                                          #27
                                                                                                          Originally posted by Best-In-BC
                                                                                                          If Wayne Gretzky played today he wouldn't even be in the top 10
                                                                                                          Hell, I can't think of any 51 year old guys who could compete...Or were you going to strip 30 years off of him?
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                                                                                                            • sobecash
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                                                                                                              #28
                                                                                                              he's got long wingspan and that gives him some advantage over the others.
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                                                                                                                • Rebel D
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                                                                                                                  • Jan 2004
                                                                                                                  • 3913
                                                                                                                  #29
                                                                                                                  i thought from fingertip to fingertip is suppose to equal your height

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                                                                                                                    • sperbonzo
                                                                                                                      I'd rather be on my boat.
                                                                                                                      • May 2003
                                                                                                                      • 9750
                                                                                                                      #30
                                                                                                                      Originally posted by CDSmith
                                                                                                                      The guy is the Wayne Gretzky/Michael Jordan of swimming, .
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                                                                                                                        • Supz
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                                                                                                                          • Jul 2006
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                                                                                                                          #31
                                                                                                                          he has webbed feet too

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