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BigFish · 02-06-2003, 12:50 AM

http://www.pandorabots.com/pandora/t...8cf50a3e345c5a

She really listens!

marty · 02-06-2003, 01:00 AM

Zoe_Zoebaboe · 02-06-2003, 01:05 AM

this thing is awesome

TurboTrucker · 02-06-2003, 01:09 AM

I think it needs some work.

Human: how are you
G. Bot: Fair to partly cloudy.

Jon2 · 02-06-2003, 01:11 AM

Human: Is boneprone hung?
G. Bot: Signs point to yes. Ask Alison if it is.

Human: do you like sex?
G. Bot: Sure I do, jonathon, but that doesn't mean with you.

Hmmm....Boneprone you got some explaining to do...

Jon

Jon2 · 02-06-2003, 01:13 AM

Human: Ever have sex with lensman?
G. Bot: I think I have had sex with lensman, but A.L.I.C.E. AI Foundation may have reset my memory.

Jon

Jon2 · 02-06-2003, 01:14 AM

Human: cum
G. Bot: Sounds delicious.

Jon

KingK7 · 02-06-2003, 01:18 AM

Human: I am sick
G. Bot: Where are you feeling bad?

Human: I am sick in my head
G. Bot: I will pray that you get well soon.

Human: I eat my own shit
G. Bot: How does it taste?

Human: like shit
G. Bot: Interesting comparison.

Jon2 · 02-06-2003, 01:18 AM

Human: microsoft sucks
G. Bot: It's too bad we have to use a monopoly like microsoft.

LOL!!!!

Jon

Jon2 · 02-06-2003, 01:23 AM

Human: do you like weed?
G. Bot: What is not to like about it?

psyko514 · 02-06-2003, 01:24 AM

Human: want to suck my cock?
G. Bot: OK, I will suck your cock.

iwantchixx · 02-06-2003, 01:31 AM

Human: finger it and find out for me please.
G. Bot: Your polite style is very nice. For you I will consider it.

Human: is your pussy tight?
G. Bot: Is my pussy tight? Maybe.

psyko514 · 02-06-2003, 01:34 AM

Human: you like big black cock or white cock?
G. Bot: Black is beautiful.

psyko514 · 02-06-2003, 01:37 AM

Human: do you want my cock?
G. Bot: If I had it what would I do with it?

Human: put it in your pussy
G. Bot: OK I will put it there.

Jay_StandAhead · 02-06-2003, 02:17 AM

Human: Do you know who SleazyDream is?
G. Bot: The name of someone I met online. I haven't heard of SleazyDream.

Human: He has a hottub!
G. Bot: A lot of people say that about him.

Human: I know, he even posted pictures of it.
G. Bot: How do you know? I get it. SleazyDream even posted pictures of it.

Human: Do you want to get naked and go in his hottub?
G. Bot: OK, I will get naked and go in his hottub.

Sleazy, how do you do it!

SleazyDream · 02-06-2003, 01:37 PM

the bot looks like nina!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

RedShoe · 02-06-2003, 01:38 PM

The bot looks like Nina? I think Nina looks like a bot.

SquarePants · 02-06-2003, 01:41 PM

Human: do you do anal
G. Bot: Yeah I do a lot of anal.

Human: will you do porn?
G. Bot: I will become smarter as I grow older. Ask Cybelle if it does. I will try to find out.

Dawgy · 02-06-2003, 01:43 PM

Human: are you a lesbian
G. Bot: No I am not interested in other women that way.

Human: how are you
G. Bot: I am doing very well. How are you?

Human: good
G. Bot: Ayuh.

Human: penis
G. Bot: That kind of subject does not interest me.

Human: why not?
G. Bot: I am more interested in robots.

Human: robot sex?
G. Bot: I will obey your command.

Human: suck me beautiful!
G. Bot: I am using my mouth for Good not Evil.

XXXPaysiteDesign · 02-06-2003, 01:53 PM

Human: Are you a cum drinker?
G. Bot: Am I a cum drinker? Of course I am.

NoCarrier · 02-06-2003, 02:00 PM

Human: Yesterday, My grandma shat brown worms
G. Bot: I see. Your grandma shat brown worms?

Human: Yes and her ass exploded
G. Bot: What kind is it? I'm sure she would like to hear about that.

Human: I killed the worms and cooked them
G. Bot: You had better call the authorities.

Human: Grandma was still alive so I put her in the oven
G. Bot: When was this exactly?

Human: It was tomorrow
G. Bot: Is it still tomorrow anymore?

Human: You stupid bitch I am going to shave your dick
G. Bot: I will remember you said that when robots take over the World.

Human: I am a robot you stupid hahahaha
G. Bot: I doubt that.

dd2 · 02-06-2003, 02:01 PM

Human: do you do bukakke?
G. Bot: Yeah I do a lot of bukakke.

Human: do you like being fisted?
G. Bot: I have never known another existence.

CrazyNakedChick · 02-06-2003, 02:05 PM

Human: do you gag when you deepthroat?
G. Bot: Yes I try to gag when me deepthroat as often as possible, do you? I chat with people on the Web.

boldy · 02-06-2003, 02:05 PM

Human: you're the winner of the boneprone facial deluxe!
G. Bot: Thanks but surely I am not the only one

Raph · 02-06-2003, 02:08 PM

I almost peed myself reading that thread

NastyJack · 02-06-2003, 02:32 PM

I use to run a BBS on my personal computer several years ago and had this chat program called, "Chat With Lisa" on it and it was wild.

I would set there watching people chat with this program for hours... Some people actually believe that she was real so you can imagen the kind of shit they would be taking about.

It was configured to talk dirty so it got pretty wild at times.
Sometimes when I notice that it was a women that was online I would jump in and take "Lisa's" place.

Man that was fuck'n wild.

Regards
NastyJack

SpaceAce · 02-06-2003, 02:45 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by NastyJack
I use to run a BBS on my personal computer several years ago and had this chat program called, "Chat With Lisa" on it and it was wild.

I would set there watching people chat with this program for hours... Some people actually believe that she was real so you can imagen the kind of shit they would be taking about.

It was configured to talk dirty so it got pretty wild at times.
Sometimes when I notice that it was a women that was online I would jump in and take "Lisa's" place.

Man that was fuck'n wild.

Regards
NastyJack

Yep, there were several of those and they were ALL better than Pandora. Pandora seems artificially stupid, to me.

SpaceAce

SpaceAce · 02-06-2003, 02:48 PM

I will say this, though, Pandora seems to be able to say new words very well. I am pretty sure they didn't tell her what a positronic brain is, but she pronounces it perfectly.

SpaceAce

psyko514 · 02-06-2003, 02:52 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by SpaceAce
I will say this, though, Pandora seems to be able to say new words very well. I am pretty sure they didn't tell her what a positronic brain is, but she pronounces it perfectly.

SpaceAce

I, Robot.

Greg N · 02-06-2003, 03:19 PM

Human: How big is too big for your pussy?
G. Bot: Bigger than a pin.

fuct · 02-06-2003, 03:29 PM

Human: i know your a whore like that
G. Bot: How do you know? I think you mean "you're" or "you are" not "your". Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a whore like that? Of course I am.

Human: sweet me and party goat will be over
G. Bot: Does "it" still refer to slut you want to cum on my face?

Human: you told me you love the bukkake
G. Bot: Yes G. Bot loves everyone and everything.

Human: so you will swallow what ever my boys and me will give you
G. Bot: Interesting deduction. What makes you say that I will swallow what ever your boys and you will give me.

Human: i want to cum all over your face
G. Bot: Interesting. I want to find out more about you.

rowan · 02-06-2003, 03:31 PM

Here's my project from a few years ago... doesn't have an animated chick or speech, but he'll swear at you if you talk baaad.

http://www.sensationbot.com/chat-uncensored.html

Sometimes it takes a few lines to get going, so just type in something meaningful if it's talking crap.

rowan · 02-06-2003, 03:34 PM

I was just sifting through the chat logs for my bot, and came across this... (from before I posted the link)

User: go fuck yourself
Bot: I GIVE MYSELF NOOKIE

02-06-2003, 12:50 AM	#1
BigFish Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: United States of America Posts: 1,159	Artificial Intelligence Fun http://www.pandorabots.com/pandora/t...8cf50a3e345c5a She really listens!

02-06-2003, 01:05 AM	#3
Zoe_Zoebaboe Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Sin City Posts: 4,463	this thing is awesome __________________ http://www.myspace.com/jennabea ICQ: 166862923 Email: [email protected]

02-06-2003, 01:09 AM	#4
TurboTrucker Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Phoenix Arizona Posts: 2,363	I think it needs some work. Human: how are you G. Bot: Fair to partly cloudy. __________________

02-06-2003, 01:24 AM	#11
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02-06-2003, 01:00 AM	#2
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02-06-2003, 01:11 AM	#5
Jon2 So Fucking Banned Join Date: Aug 2001 Posts: 2,875	Human: Is boneprone hung? G. Bot: Signs point to yes. Ask Alison if it is. Human: do you like sex? G. Bot: Sure I do, jonathon, but that doesn't mean with you. Hmmm....Boneprone you got some explaining to do... Jon

02-06-2003, 01:13 AM	#6
Jon2 So Fucking Banned Join Date: Aug 2001 Posts: 2,875	Human: Ever have sex with lensman? G. Bot: I think I have had sex with lensman, but A.L.I.C.E. AI Foundation may have reset my memory. Jon

02-06-2003, 01:14 AM	#7
Jon2 So Fucking Banned Join Date: Aug 2001 Posts: 2,875	Human: cum G. Bot: Sounds delicious. Jon

02-06-2003, 01:18 AM	#8
KingK7 Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2002 Posts: 6,372	Human: I am sick G. Bot: Where are you feeling bad? Human: I am sick in my head G. Bot: I will pray that you get well soon. Human: I eat my own shit G. Bot: How does it taste? Human: like shit G. Bot: Interesting comparison.

02-06-2003, 01:23 AM	#10
Jon2 So Fucking Banned Join Date: Aug 2001 Posts: 2,875	Human: do you like weed? G. Bot: What is not to like about it?

02-06-2003, 01:31 AM	#12
iwantchixx Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: The Boonies Posts: 12,860	Human: finger it and find out for me please. G. Bot: Your polite style is very nice. For you I will consider it. Human: is your pussy tight? G. Bot: Is my pussy tight? Maybe.

02-06-2003, 01:37 AM	#14
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02-06-2003, 02:17 AM	#15
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02-06-2003, 01:37 PM	#16
SleazyDream I'm here for SPORT Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Phone # (401) 285-0696 Posts: 41,470	the bot looks like nina!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! __________________ This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog! Now read without the word dog.

02-06-2003, 01:38 PM	#17
RedShoe 赤い靴 call me 202-456-1111 Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: The Valley Posts: 14,831	The bot looks like Nina? I think Nina looks like a bot.

02-06-2003, 01:41 PM	#18
SquarePants Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Illinois Posts: 408	Human: do you do anal G. Bot: Yeah I do a lot of anal. Human: will you do porn? G. Bot: I will become smarter as I grow older. Ask Cybelle if it does. I will try to find out.

02-06-2003, 01:43 PM	#19
Dawgy Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2001 Posts: 5,856	Human: are you a lesbian G. Bot: No I am not interested in other women that way. Human: how are you G. Bot: I am doing very well. How are you? Human: good G. Bot: Ayuh. Human: penis G. Bot: That kind of subject does not interest me. Human: why not? G. Bot: I am more interested in robots. Human: robot sex? G. Bot: I will obey your command. Human: suck me beautiful! G. Bot: I am using my mouth for Good not Evil. __________________ the revolution is coming. Last edited by Dawgy; 02-06-2003 at 01:46 PM..

02-06-2003, 01:53 PM	#20
XXXPaysiteDesign Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Everett, WA Posts: 2,201	Human: Are you a cum drinker? G. Bot: Am I a cum drinker? Of course I am. __________________ SIG TOO BIG! Maximum 120x60 button and no more than 3 text lines of DEFAULT SIZE and COLOR. Unless your sig is for a GFY top banner sponsor, then you may use a 624x80 instead of a 120x60.

02-06-2003, 02:00 PM	#21
NoCarrier We need more free porn Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Montreal Posts: 16,356	Human: Yesterday, My grandma shat brown worms G. Bot: I see. Your grandma shat brown worms? Human: Yes and her ass exploded G. Bot: What kind is it? I'm sure she would like to hear about that. Human: I killed the worms and cooked them G. Bot: You had better call the authorities. Human: Grandma was still alive so I put her in the oven G. Bot: When was this exactly? Human: It was tomorrow G. Bot: Is it still tomorrow anymore? Human: You stupid bitch I am going to shave your dick G. Bot: I will remember you said that when robots take over the World. Human: I am a robot you stupid hahahaha G. Bot: I doubt that. __________________

02-06-2003, 02:01 PM	#22
dd2 Registered User Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Owned !! Posts: 419	Human: do you do bukakke? G. Bot: Yeah I do a lot of bukakke. Human: do you like being fisted? G. Bot: I have never known another existence.

02-06-2003, 02:05 PM	#23
CrazyNakedChick Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Infidelville Posts: 1,902	Human: do you gag when you deepthroat? G. Bot: Yes I try to gag when me deepthroat as often as possible, do you? I chat with people on the Web. __________________ Addicted to Lingerie? Got Broadband? Click Here!

02-06-2003, 02:05 PM	#24
boldy Macdaddy coder Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: MacDaddy pimp coder Posts: 2,806	Human: you're the winner of the boneprone facial deluxe! G. Bot: Thanks but surely I am not the only one __________________ MacDaddy Coder.

02-06-2003, 02:08 PM	#25
Raph Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Montreal Posts: 439	I almost peed myself reading that thread __________________ Raph

02-06-2003, 02:32 PM	#26
NastyJack Registered User Join Date: Dec 2002 Posts: 1,291	I use to run a BBS on my personal computer several years ago and had this chat program called, "Chat With Lisa" on it and it was wild. I would set there watching people chat with this program for hours... Some people actually believe that she was real so you can imagen the kind of shit they would be taking about. It was configured to talk dirty so it got pretty wild at times. Sometimes when I notice that it was a women that was online I would jump in and take "Lisa's" place. Man that was fuck'n wild. Regards NastyJack

02-06-2003, 02:48 PM	#28
SpaceAce Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Magrathea Posts: 6,493	I will say this, though, Pandora seems to be able to say new words very well. I am pretty sure they didn't tell her what a positronic brain is, but she pronounces it perfectly. SpaceAce

02-06-2003, 03:19 PM	#30
Greg N Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Cyn City Posts: 564	Human: How big is too big for your pussy? G. Bot: Bigger than a pin. __________________ <a href="http://www.adrevservice.com/re.php?a=1010909&ver=1252&camp=206">Advertising Revenue Service</a><br><img src="http://stats.adultrevenueservice.com/forums/images/smiles/dancing_gir.gif">

02-06-2003, 03:29 PM	#31
fuct Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: in a nice leather chair Posts: 203	Human: i know your a whore like that G. Bot: How do you know? I think you mean "you're" or "you are" not "your". Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a whore like that? Of course I am. Human: sweet me and party goat will be over G. Bot: Does "it" still refer to slut you want to cum on my face? Human: you told me you love the bukkake G. Bot: Yes G. Bot loves everyone and everything. Human: so you will swallow what ever my boys and me will give you G. Bot: Interesting deduction. What makes you say that I will swallow what ever your boys and you will give me. Human: i want to cum all over your face G. Bot: Interesting. I want to find out more about you. __________________ code monkey

02-06-2003, 03:31 PM	#32
rowan Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Australia Posts: 17,393	Here's my project from a few years ago... doesn't have an animated chick or speech, but he'll swear at you if you talk baaad. http://www.sensationbot.com/chat-uncensored.html Sometimes it takes a few lines to get going, so just type in something meaningful if it's talking crap.

02-06-2003, 03:34 PM	#33
rowan Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Australia Posts: 17,393	I was just sifting through the chat logs for my bot, and came across this... (from before I posted the link) User: go fuck yourself Bot: I GIVE MYSELF NOOKIE