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xanx · 02-05-2003, 09:20 PM

Pic

See the picture, read the story then see the picture again.
Classic!

Swedish Bucks Night

In Sweden it is a bit of a custom for the groom to be kidnapped
and whisked off somewhere for his stag night - these usually last all
day... ...... and all night. Rather than the typical English stag
night where you all arrange it beforehand, go out get drunk and
hire a stripper, the Swedes
do it differently. The groom has no idea until he gets nabbed. He
might be dressed up in something crazy, and go do something
fun...and then the fun starts!

This particular guy is a keen sailor and when he was kidnapped
for his
stag night they pasted a false "skippers-beard" on him and put
him at
the helm of a 60 foot yacht and let him be skipper for the day - much
beer and fine food was consumed. But nothing nasty happened to
him at all.

In the evening when they got back on land and were getting
cleaned up
for the night club, they all had a sauna as is customary in Sweden.
Imagine the groom's horror when he walked into the sauna where
his
naked buddies were waiting for him to see that best mate number
one had no
hair on his genitals. Neither did friend two, or three, or four.

Can you guess where they got the fake beard from?

Now check out the picture!

Juicy D. Links · 02-05-2003, 09:21 PM

LMFAO

Rochard · 02-05-2003, 09:24 PM

Ouch. I just fell out of my chair.

CrazyNakedChick · 02-05-2003, 09:26 PM

BAHAHAHA

Ashley-CashMountain · 02-05-2003, 09:29 PM

Dont ya think ya would notice????

xanx · 02-05-2003, 09:29 PM

Glad there was no <i>fake</i> mayonnaise on the beard

dirtyone · 02-05-2003, 09:30 PM

Hahaha

421Fill · 02-05-2003, 09:31 PM

tehehe... very funny. lol

pink_in_the_middle · 02-05-2003, 09:32 PM

Stag=bride and groom,family and friends get together
bachelorette party=just the girls
bachelor= just the boys

Good story though

corvette · 02-05-2003, 09:32 PM

Hamlet · 02-05-2003, 09:33 PM

Rich · 02-05-2003, 10:02 PM

ahahahahah, priceless

Rich · 02-05-2003, 10:03 PM

How were his friends able to keep a strait face all day, that's my question

fletcher · 02-05-2003, 10:16 PM

Haha...that's great.

skrowyenom · 02-05-2003, 10:29 PM

fuck!! i would never expect that lol that funny

EscortBiz · 02-05-2003, 10:32 PM

LMAO good one

CDSmith · 02-05-2003, 10:35 PM

Sublime. Absolutely sublime.

juicybucks · 02-05-2003, 10:37 PM

ewww, drinking beer with that on !
Imagine all the pubes sticking to the cold glass or can

r-c-e · 02-05-2003, 10:39 PM

I couldn't decide whether to punch my mates or try to get the shit off my face first.

NoCarrier · 02-05-2003, 10:51 PM

I would shave until my skin is removed and feel the bone.

Jay_StandAhead · 02-05-2003, 11:27 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by r-c-e
I couldn't decide whether to punch my mates or try to get the shit off my face first.

Yup, that's a tough one.....

kaylacam · 02-06-2003, 12:28 AM

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

That is TOO great!

MonkeyMan · 02-06-2003, 12:46 AM

railz · 02-06-2003, 03:23 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by pink_in_the_middle
Stag=bride and groom,family and friends get together
bachelorette party=just the girls
bachelor= just the boys

Good story though

Actually Pink, in the UK a Stag night is what Americans call a Bachelor party. Guys only.

Funny shit though

illogic · 02-06-2003, 03:38 AM

ROFLMAO

Joe Sixpack · 02-06-2003, 03:40 AM

Only morons get married.

Gutterboy · 02-06-2003, 03:45 AM

That was good!

d0se · 02-06-2003, 04:06 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Joe Sixpack
Only morons get married.

amen mate

hunnyluv · 02-06-2003, 04:16 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by d0se

amen mate

like he said ...

diggy · 02-06-2003, 04:55 AM

hahaha

They should have made him keep it on for the wedding...

"You may kiss the bride"

michel · 02-06-2003, 05:01 AM

Scott McD · 02-06-2003, 05:01 AM

ewwwwwww

Crabs ???

Praguer · 02-06-2003, 05:07 AM

GTS Mark · 02-06-2003, 05:11 AM

Dirty! Just dirty!

DH

Loch · 02-06-2003, 05:12 AM

LOL i would have been pissed off bigtime

Ironhorse · 02-06-2003, 05:15 AM

Dude that's cold. I would be pissed a little

TheMob · 02-06-2003, 05:43 AM

Raph · 02-06-2003, 08:08 AM

oh shit :D

bet he got some of those on his tongue too

Undutchable · 02-06-2003, 08:24 AM

haha, that's fucking awesome!

Brad Mitchell · 02-06-2003, 10:28 AM

ha! that's some shit!

Brad

alias · 02-06-2003, 10:32 AM

hahaha crafty swedes

sexysphere · 02-06-2003, 10:40 AM

LOL... Nice story

MagicksAntics · 02-06-2003, 10:46 AM

HAHAHAA that's fucking brilliant!!!

Martin · 02-06-2003, 10:51 AM

Good stuff

MaxDent · 02-06-2003, 11:05 AM

Best. Thread. Ever.

mjrools23 · 02-06-2003, 11:07 AM

pic dont load for me

asuna · 02-06-2003, 11:46 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by mjrools23
pic dont load for me

Lucky you

Now I gotta throw my pizza pocket away

escorpio · 02-06-2003, 12:11 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by NoCarrier
I would shave until my skin is removed and feel the bone.

heh,heh you said "feel the bone"!

escorpio · 02-06-2003, 12:13 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Joe Sixpack
Only morons get married.

Words of wisdom,bro

Greg N · 02-06-2003, 12:16 PM

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xanx Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Orlando, FL Posts: 3,711	Look at the pic, read the story, look at pic again =) Pic See the picture, read the story then see the picture again. Classic! Swedish Bucks Night In Sweden it is a bit of a custom for the groom to be kidnapped and whisked off somewhere for his stag night - these usually last all day... ...... and all night. Rather than the typical English stag night where you all arrange it beforehand, go out get drunk and hire a stripper, the Swedes do it differently. The groom has no idea until he gets nabbed. He might be dressed up in something crazy, and go do something fun...and then the fun starts! This particular guy is a keen sailor and when he was kidnapped for his stag night they pasted a false "skippers-beard" on him and put him at the helm of a 60 foot yacht and let him be skipper for the day - much beer and fine food was consumed. But nothing nasty happened to him at all. In the evening when they got back on land and were getting cleaned up for the night club, they all had a sauna as is customary in Sweden. Imagine the groom's horror when he walked into the sauna where his naked buddies were waiting for him to see that best mate number one had no hair on his genitals. Neither did friend two, or three, or four. Can you guess where they got the fake beard from? Now check out the picture!

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