☑ Make fun of people that are dumb as all hell

How's that working out for ya?

Going pretty good from the looks of things. :)

No doubt. Stellar level of "making fun of people".

Oh no, hang on, my bad. You've not made fun of anyone.

:(

That's what you think. lololol

To save a life and create a life.

To write a book.

To walk the Appalachian trail and complete it by summitting Mt. Katahdin on my birthday.

I just added that to my list, now i gotta write one

I like this one

Big sailing trip

I want to do so many things but never put it down on a list. I think reading this thread and seeing other peoples list, I'm gonna start documenting all the stupid things I say to my Fiancee that I want to do. Some off the top of my head

1. Own an Aston Martin
2. Visit every state in the USA
3. Visit at least 1 country on every Continent
4. Live in at least 1 more country before going back to Scotland to settle (lived in 3 countries so far)
5. Get my Pilot license


Many many more to add!

Are you a sailer?

Pretty much anything Karl Pilkington had on his bucket list

I would love to see the pyramids in Egypt but would also love to live to talk about it,

My bucket list was completed 20 years ago. I ony have two requests now:

While I'm alive - fuck off and leave me alone

When I die - I've willed my body (minus any functioning internal organs) to be a piece of human corpse art. My inside shit will be given to anyone who can use it, my outside shit will become a segmented piece of anatomical art.

I was going to donate my remains to the University of Guelph but my son goes there and he seems to think I'll die before he graduates.

Egypt is cool, and they a begging for tourists now

buying a bucket

He said: "I was in my early forties,
"With a lot of life before me,
"An' a moment came that stopped me on a dime.
"I spent most of the next days,
"Looking at the x-rays,
"An' talking 'bout the options an' talkin? ?bout sweet time."
I asked him when it sank in,
That this might really be the real end?
How?s it hit you when you get that kind of news?
Man whatcha do?

An' he said: "I went sky diving, I went rocky mountain climbing,
"I went two point seven seconds on a bull named Fu Man Chu.
"And I loved deeper and I spoke sweeter,
"And I gave forgiveness I'd been denying."
An' he said: "Some day, I hope you get the chance,
"To live like you were dyin'."

He said "I was finally the husband,
"That most the time I wasn?t.
"An' I became a friend a friend would like to have.
"And all of a sudden goin' fishin?,
"Wasn?t such an imposition,
"And I went three times that year I lost my Dad.
"Well, I finally read the Good Book,
"And I took a good long hard look,
"At what I'd do if I could do it all again,
"And then:

"I went sky diving, I went rocky mountain climbing,
"I went two point seven seconds on a bull named Fu Man Chu.
"And I loved deeper and I spoke sweeter,
"And I gave forgiveness I'd been denying."
An' he said: "Some day, I hope you get the chance,
"To live like you were dyin'."

Like tomorrow was a gift,
And you got eternity,
To think about what you?d do with it.
An' what did you do with it?
An' what can I do with it?
An' what would I do with it?

"Sky diving, I went rocky mountain climbing,
"I went two point seven seconds on a bull named Fu Man Chu.
"And then I loved deeper and I spoke sweeter,
"And I watched Blue Eagle as it was flyin'."
An' he said: "Some day, I hope you get the chance,
"To live like you were dyin'."

"To live like you were dyin'."

Great thanks for the read