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Women that fart on the first date...
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Farting on the FIRST date I find disturbing and politically incorrect.
On the SECOND date it's almost expected.
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I don't think a new girl ever farted around me. But I can remember a couple of times when I had somebody new over, and left the room to go stick my ass in a closet and let an A-Bomb go off. If I know a girl long enough, she'll grow to like that I'll make sure my ass is close to her face when I need to fart.
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I still like to fart in a old pickle jar and seal the lid...
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For the full effect, you should fart in a pickle jar recently emptied. That will make a horror show for the smell receptors.
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Total turn off, unless by accident. If on purpose, tells me this chick will always subject me to the same punishment I eventually subject chicks to.
Funny story.
On my ex and I's second date, we went out and pigged out on Mexican food and when back at my place for a movie.. it kicked in. I tried everything to contain it and I mean EVERYTHING! I knew if I went to bathroom and let it go it would rattle the doorknobs in the building.
Eventually I had to go do it but on way there after standing up.. it ripped from one side of the 1000 square foot apartment to the other within 2 feet of bathroom door. Never made it to bathroom. I just sat back down and continued on. Then she took a laughing fit. Like full on hilarious burst of rolling on floor laughing. Must have been like watching one of those embarrassing nerd's first date scenes on a movie or something to her but she was pretty cool with it.. or so I thought..
In retaliation she locked the windows in car, shut off vent and let a silent one rip. I made her stop the car and let me out. Awful. But because I farted on so soon in the game, it opened up a whole new can of worms. It meant she could do it too. So dudes... don't date a chick who farts on any first dates and don't do it yourself either. Wait until they get into that "I'll just fart in my purse so he doesn't notice" mode and by the time you start letting them rip, she's already stuck with a fart-less image to attain. Works for me every time. My lady.wife.partner-thingy only ever does it if it's an emergency
Now if I could just get her to shit lavender and roses like she always says she does then I would be even happier. Seriously, how does a chick's shit stink so damn bad??? They're worse than us men. I swear. I'm tempted to make all women in my house use an out-house from now on.Last edited by iwantchixx; 07-18-2012, 10:33 PM.Comment
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Sounds like someone had a bad first date and is trying to determine if a second date is going to happen? Also i think the time and location that the toot took place would have to be a key factor in the final verdict. Like if it we was in public and the chick just up an let one loose i would look down at my shoes and walk speed walk away and immediately disqualify her as second date material. Now if it happened while having dinner at your or her place that may be forgivable.Comment
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Its even worse when they do fanny farts (pussy for the USA peeps) while having sex, it ruins the sex cause of the laughing
some farting antics
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It's all about choice. Women have 3 holes available for your cock. It would be a shame to not take advantage of their hospitality. If you don't take the ass, she will give it to someone else. (by the way, the human mouth is much nastier than the asshole.)Comment
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I read the thread title and knew the author
I voted yes. A girl that will cut one on the first date, smoke or curse will fuck like a rabbit on the first date. If I am not smelling marlboros and I am praying to smell ass
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