Simply remove the windshield is what Crazy Ernie sez. Squeek gone. LOL

turn up the volume, enjoy the ROCK N ROLL and you won't even notice the annoying squeaking! :pimp

i cant afford a car radio... :(

I've had RainX and other brand wipers, and they all seem to squeak and leave streaks.

I was asking the guy at AutoZone about wipers and he recommended the AutoZone brand wipers. I was semi-skeptical, but at $9 each I gave them a shot. They don't streak, and they don't make much noise at all.

regular cooking oil should be ok. rub it on with a paper towel

Most new wipers have a small alcohol pad in the package. It should be used on the "blade" of the wiper to clean all the crap off of the rubber from when it was made.
If you had them installed this probably got tossed instead of used.
Try some rubbing alcohol on a rag and clean along the length of the blade.

Any alcohol that comes within a few feet of me, goes straight down my throat...

Sorry, but true...:(

I hear a thin layer of cum might help

You offering?

My Cum is thick and manly, so no good... :(

lemon juice or sperm will do the trick

Wipers = spring mechanism.

I have never ever heard of torque settings on wipers - especially on the age of car i'd expect currently sober to be driving :2 cents:

@ OP - if the wipers squeaked from new they will always do it unless you get some silicone spray as has been suggested. Other than that - get yourself some better wiper blades and fit the damn things yourself, it is not rocket science.

Dunno, just have great ones now.