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  • CurrentlySober
    Too lazy to wipe my ass
    • Aug 2002
    • 38945

    #1

    Breaking CAR News: Ford to acquire Renault, and develop NEW MODEL FOR WOMEN...

    Ford has announced plans to acquire French automaker Renault and engineering teams have already joined forces to create the perfect small car for women.

    Mixing the Renault 'Clio' and the Ford 'Taurus' they have designed the 'Clitaurus'. It comes in pink and the average male car thief won't be able to find it - let alone turn it on - even if someone tells him where it is and how to do it.

    Rumor has it though, that it leaks transmission fluid once a month and can be a real bitch to start in the morning! Some have reported that on cold winter mornings, when you really need it, you can't get it to turn over.

    New models are initially fun to own, but very costly to maintain, and horribly expensive to get rid of. Used models may initially appear to have kerb appeal and a low price, but eventually have an increased appetite for fuel, and the kerb weight typically increases with age. Manufacturers are baffled as to how the size of the trunk increases, but say that the paint may just make it LOOK bigger.

    This model is not expected to reach collector status. Most owners find it is best to lease one, and replace it as needed


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  • KingNigel
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    • Aug 2006
    • 1756

    #2
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    • ottopottomouse
      She is ugly, bad luck.
      • Jan 2010
      • 13177

      #3
      ↑ see post ↑
      13101

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      • Nicolas
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        • Aug 2006
        • 1497

        #4
        hehe


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        • keysync
          Living the Dream
          • Sep 2011
          • 2375

          #5
          That's great!


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          • bronco67
            Too lazy to set a custom title
            • Dec 2006
            • 29032

            #6
            I knew it was bullshit as soon as I read "Ford to acquire".

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            • CyberHustler
              Masterbaiter
              • Feb 2006
              • 28736

              #7
              “If you can convince the lowest white man he’s better than the best colored man, he won’t notice you’re picking his pocket. Hell, give him somebody to look down on, and he’ll empty his pockets for you.”

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              • Grapesoda
                So Fucking Banned
                • Jul 2003
                • 46238

                #8
                awesome

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                • lucas131
                  ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
                  • Aug 2004
                  • 11475

                  #9
                  is this for real?

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                  • PiracyPitbull
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                    • Jan 2011
                    • 583

                    #10
                    nice
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                    • JFK
                      FUBAR the ORIGINATOR
                      • Jan 2002
                      • 67373

                      #11
                      Originally posted by bronco67
                      I knew it was bullshit as soon as I read "Ford to acquire".
                      I sort of gathered the same thing

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                      • DaddyHalbucks
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                        • Feb 2004
                        • 18975

                        #12
                        Good one.

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                        • borked
                          Totally Borked
                          • Feb 2005
                          • 6284

                          #13
                          hehehe - nice proposal to fend off the French mergers and acquisitions dept with

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                          • Scott McD
                            Too lazy to set a custom title
                            • Nov 2002
                            • 67798

                            #14
                            Mwahahaha!!


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                            • John-ACWM
                              Work Work Work
                              • Nov 2008
                              • 20060

                              #15
                              pretty creative

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