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  • 12clicks
    Too lazy to set a custom title
    • Jan 2001
    • 19813
    #1

    Happy Festivus

    Let the airing of the grievances begin.
    I'm not a dinosaur, I'm a crocodile. I've seen dinosaurs come and go and I'm left unimpressed.
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    • DamianJ
      Too lazy to set a custom title
      • Jul 2006
      • 15808
      #2
      My dad once made a Festivus pole for us. It was awesome. We didn't do the wrestling, but the airing of greviences was awesome.

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        • Fletch XXX
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          • Jan 2002
          • 60840
          #3
          cheers all.

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            • adultsitecms
              Confirmed User
              • Jul 2009
              • 624
              #4
              And a Merry Christmas to you too.

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                • Redrob
                  Confirmed User
                  • Oct 2004
                  • 4791
                  #5
                  Bring in the greens and fire up the Yule log.

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                    • PR_Glen
                      Confirmed User
                      • Oct 2006
                      • 9058
                      #6
                      we had a festivus pole in the office at one point...

                      FEATS OF STRENGTH!!
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                        • 12clicks
                          Too lazy to set a custom title
                          • Jan 2001
                          • 19813
                          #7
                          Originally posted by DamianJ
                          My dad once made a Festivus pole for us. It was awesome. We didn't do the wrestling, but the airing of greviences was awesome.
                          I intend to both air my grievances and commit acts of strength over dinner tonight.
                          I'm not a dinosaur, I'm a crocodile. I've seen dinosaurs come and go and I'm left unimpressed.

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                            • CurrentlySober
                              Too lazy to wipe my ass
                              • Aug 2002
                              • 38940
                              #8
                              Crappy PooFest to you all !


                              👁️ 👍️ 💩

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                                • versa
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • Jun 2011
                                  • 266
                                  #9
                                  Festivus rocks!
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                                    • BlackCrayon
                                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                                      • Jun 2003
                                      • 19634
                                      #10
                                      you don't know you're wearing a leash if you sit by the peg all day..

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                                        • Freaky_Akula
                                          Confirmed User
                                          • Oct 2005
                                          • 3670
                                          #11
                                          Happy Holidays.

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                                            • the Shemp
                                              congrats to the winners
                                              • Nov 2001
                                              • 10891
                                              #12
                                              "I find your belief system fascinating" ...
                                              i use Vacares...so should you
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                                                • 12clicks
                                                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                  • Jan 2001
                                                  • 19813
                                                  #13
                                                  Originally posted by the Shemp
                                                  "I find your belief system fascinating" ...

                                                  And I believe in the family - Mom and Dad and Grandma.. and Uncle Tom, who waves his penis.

                                                  And I believe 8 of the 10 Commandments.

                                                  And I believe in going to church every Sunday, unless there's a game on.

                                                  And I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, wholesome and natural things.. that money can buy.

                                                  And I believe it's derogatory to refer to a woman's breasts as "boobs", "jugs", "winnebagos" or "golden bozos".. and that you should only refer to them as "hooters".

                                                  And I believe you should put a woman on a pedestal.. high enough so you can look up her dress.

                                                  And I believe in equality, equality for everyone.. no matter how stupid they are, or how much better I am than they are.

                                                  And, people say I'm crazy for believing this, but I believe that robots are stealing my luggage.
                                                  I'm not a dinosaur, I'm a crocodile. I've seen dinosaurs come and go and I'm left unimpressed.

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                                                    • Wizzo
                                                      2011 GFY Hall of Fame!
                                                      • Nov 2000
                                                      • 15224
                                                      #14
                                                      Happy Festivus to you Ron! I'll start the airing of grievances with why does Google think Festivus is a misspelled word!
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                                                        • TurboAngel
                                                          H.B.I.C.
                                                          • Jun 2003
                                                          • 30122
                                                          #15
                                                          Happy Festivus back at ya babe!

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                                                            • DamianJ
                                                              Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                              • Jul 2006
                                                              • 15808
                                                              #16
                                                              Originally posted by BlackCrayon
                                                              The one my Dad made had a flat one piece base, but ah, fond memories.

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