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O MARINA · 12-03-2011, 09:41 AM

These are awesome
www.ediblearrangements.ca/

vsex · 12-03-2011, 09:43 AM

sambucas · 12-03-2011, 10:20 AM

That's great idea! There is no point in flowers anyway. This, you can eat together with her.

DVTimes · 12-03-2011, 10:22 AM

thats nice, but after an hour surly it would go off.

i hate cut flowers, it reminds me of death.

Just Alex · 12-03-2011, 10:23 AM

I love that store.

Jman · 12-03-2011, 10:23 AM

They should make the Bacon version for Men ;-)

O MARINA · 12-03-2011, 10:27 AM

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Originally Posted by Just Alex

I love that store.

Very cute!
It's actually a franchise.
http://www.eafranchise.com/

John-ACWM · 12-03-2011, 10:28 AM

Pretty creative.

TheSquealer · 12-03-2011, 10:32 AM

Your alternative to a peck on the cheek after a date for women:

ottopottomouse · 12-03-2011, 10:54 AM

Fantastic idea

O MARINA · 12-03-2011, 10:59 AM

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Originally Posted by ottopottomouse

Fantastic idea

That's nice the guys are digging it but
is anyone here actually going to send it to their girl?
Guaranteed success.

Nembrionic · 12-03-2011, 11:03 AM

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Originally Posted by O MARINA

That's nice the guys are digging it but
is anyone here actually going to send it to their girl?
Guaranteed success.

Unless they have weight issues.

"Why are you sending me fruit? Do you think I'm fat?"

Scott McD · 12-03-2011, 11:06 AM

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Originally Posted by O MARINA

but is anyone here actually going to send it to their girl?

Naw!!

8chars

O MARINA · 12-03-2011, 11:10 AM

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Originally Posted by Scott McD

Naw!!

8chars

Too bad. You guys should.

O MARINA · 12-03-2011, 11:12 AM

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Originally Posted by Nembrionic

Unless they have weight issues.

"Why are you sending me fruit? Do you think I'm fat?"

I doubt it. It's just this is better than throwing out dry flowers always.

bronco67 · 12-03-2011, 11:13 AM

Sending flowers (or edible arrangements) is for chumps. Why not make her guess if you like her or not? Chicks won't admit to it, but that's what they naturally respond to. I'm not saying be a dick or anything -- just don't go putting girls on a pedestal.

This is for the guys, not the OP of course who is female.

O MARINA · 12-03-2011, 11:16 AM

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Originally Posted by bronco67

Sending flowers (or edible arrangements) is for chumps. Why not make her guess if you like her or not? Chicks won't admit to it, but that's what they naturally respond to. I'm not saying be a dick or anything -- just don't go putting girls on a pedestal.

Aren't you married already from your other posts? You still don't tell your lady how you feel or you're just giving gfy dudes some of your pimp advice?
Sending flowers is not for chumps.

Antonio · 12-03-2011, 11:26 AM

shit, is it February 14th already???

ottopottomouse · 12-03-2011, 11:26 AM

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Originally Posted by Nembrionic

Unless they have weight issues.

"Why are you sending me fruit? Do you think I'm fat?"

At first glance I had thought it was marzipan fruit (or similar) and could see the do you think i'm a fat pig? argument coming way off

spazlabz · 12-03-2011, 11:27 AM

I like those edible arrangements and think they are a good idea. But I prefer to send a small plant that they can take care of and watch grow... lasts for years, is attractive and will have her remembering you for a long time

anexsia · 12-03-2011, 11:34 AM

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Originally Posted by spazlabz

I like those edible arrangements and think they are a good idea. But I prefer to send a small plant that they can take care of and watch grow... lasts for years, is attractive and will have her remembering you for a long time

lololol if I did that for my girl the plant would be dead in a couple of days.

spazlabz · 12-03-2011, 11:35 AM

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Originally Posted by anexsia

lololol if I did that for my girl the plant would be dead in a couple of days.

had that happen a couple of times too

O MARINA · 12-03-2011, 11:41 AM

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Originally Posted by spazlabz

I watch grow... lasts for years, is attractive and will have her remembering you for a long time

Plant ?? Try a puppy. Or a kid!

ErectMedia · 12-03-2011, 11:43 AM

sent some of those before to mom although I think my dad, bro and sis helped her eat them

Last thing I sent to a girlfriend was regular flowers though, fruit is cool but regular flowers still trump even though they die.

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Originally Posted by TheSquealer

Your alternative to a peck on the cheek after a date for women:

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Originally Posted by bronco67

Sending flowers (or edible arrangements) is for chumps. Why not make her guess if you like her or not? Chicks won't admit to it, but that's what they naturally respond to. I'm not saying be a dick or anything -- just don't go putting girls on a pedestal.

This is for the guys, not the OP of course who is female.

true

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Originally Posted by spazlabz

I like those edible arrangements and think they are a good idea. But I prefer to send a small plant that they can take care of and watch grow... lasts for years, is attractive and will have her remembering you for a long time

kinda like herpes

RyuLion · 12-03-2011, 12:10 PM

I if you knew what Marina looked like..
HOT!

crash_jackson · 12-03-2011, 01:04 PM

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Originally Posted by Crak_JMan

They should make the Bacon version for Men ;-)

agree!!

VikingMan · 12-03-2011, 01:13 PM

You gotta wonder about the hygiene of the person who put all that food on those sticks.

I cook for women if I sense they want a little romance before agreeing to sexy time.

Django · 12-03-2011, 01:20 PM

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Originally Posted by TheSquealer

Your alternative to a peck on the cheek after a date for women:

brassmonkey · 12-03-2011, 01:28 PM

yeah id rather give her a facial as a gift. that way we both feel better and i dont have to clean up the mess

2intense · 12-03-2011, 01:48 PM

looking good he he

bronco67 · 12-03-2011, 03:32 PM

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Originally Posted by O MARINA

Aren't you married already from your other posts? You still don't tell your lady how you feel or you're just giving gfy dudes some of your pimp advice?
Sending flowers is not for chumps.

yeah, I'm married. That doesn't mean I haven't been single.

HandballJim · 12-03-2011, 03:54 PM

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Originally Posted by spazlabz

I like those edible arrangements and think they are a good idea. But I prefer to send a small plant that they can take care of and watch grow... lasts for years, is attractive and will have her remembering you for a long time

If the person likes caring for plants this would be okay, otherwise your giving someone another job.

spazlabz · 12-03-2011, 08:03 PM

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Originally Posted by O MARINA

Plant ?? Try a puppy. Or a kid!

nah, thats ok. a puppy is a big responsibility so unless she specifically asked for one... no way

a kid? I want her to remember me... not receive a check from me every month

u-Bob · 12-05-2011, 03:49 AM

I great way to make your woman think you turned gay.

georgeyw · 12-05-2011, 04:32 AM

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Originally Posted by O MARINA

Aren't you married already from your other posts? You still don't tell your lady how you feel or you're just giving gfy dudes some of your pimp advice?
Sending flowers is not for chumps.

Women give the worst advice when it comes to picking up women

amateurbfs · 12-05-2011, 07:44 AM

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Originally Posted by georgeyw

Women give the worst advice when it comes to picking up women

No kidding, it's always some fairytale bullshit.

candyflip · 12-05-2011, 08:00 AM

Any guy that pays $100 for a basket of fruit to get some pussy is a fucking idiot.

georgeyw · 12-05-2011, 03:48 PM

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Originally Posted by amateurbfs

No kidding, it's always some fairytale bullshit.

Send her flowers, hold her hand, send her poetry - pretty much everything you should not do is high on their list of TO DO.

O MARINA · 12-05-2011, 04:10 PM

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Originally Posted by georgeyw

Send her flowers, hold her hand, send her poetry - pretty much everything you should not do is high on their list of TO DO.

haha

I sent one to a lady who gave birth, everyone ate that shit up at the hospital and loved it.
Next time I will write her a poem.

Nembrionic · 12-05-2011, 04:12 PM

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Originally Posted by O MARINA

I doubt it. It's just this is better than throwing out dry flowers always.

Yeah, I was totally being serious.

Oh no wait, I wasn't.

O MARINA · 12-05-2011, 04:13 PM

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Originally Posted by Nembrionic

Yeah, I was totally being serious.

Oh no wait, I wasn't.

I know, I got it

SexSearchSuzanne · 12-05-2011, 04:15 PM

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Originally Posted by georgeyw

Send her flowers, hold her hand, send her poetry - pretty much everything you should not do is high on their list of TO DO.

Hey, don't knock the "hold her hand", it worked on me and got me to date someone I had turned down in the past.

If anyone sent me the edible arrangements I would be grateful and appreciate that they were thinking of me

B.Barnato · 12-05-2011, 04:25 PM

Would these work too?

SexSearchSuzanne · 12-05-2011, 04:38 PM

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Originally Posted by B.Barnato

Would these work too?

Well, at least versus regular flowers those might actually go UP in value over time.

georgeyw · 12-05-2011, 05:28 PM

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Originally Posted by O MARINA

haha

I sent one to a lady who gave birth, everyone ate that shit up at the hospital and loved it.
Next time I will write her a poem.

Woman sending woman poetry for new born != man sending woman poetry for sexy times

FWIW - I was not having a go at you with my first comment - it's a fact, men should not take advice from women when it comes to courting women.

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Originally Posted by SexSearchSuzanne

Hey, don't knock the "hold her hand", it worked on me and got me to date someone I had turned down in the past.

If anyone sent me the edible arrangements I would be grateful and appreciate that they were thinking of me

Hey if it worked for him, great! All I am getting at is women seem to think they want some knight in shining armour, however when it comes down to it - assholes win the prize every time.

Asshole is a little too negative - forceful / confident / hunter gatherer type ie macho

BareBacked · 12-05-2011, 08:21 PM

Flowers are much better. I never saw a chick get fat eating flowers

pornsprite · 12-05-2011, 10:23 PM

We have had those bouquets sent to our office and the fruit is always sour.

dev777 · 12-16-2011, 01:47 PM

ive had this... it's like $50 for fruit cut into cute shapes, some dipped in chocolate.

looks good in the pics but when it's in front of you the novelty tends to wear off quick.

Operator · 12-16-2011, 01:48 PM

I'll stick to insults

Jarmusch · 12-16-2011, 02:17 PM

The girl you send that to may kick you in the nuts for trying to make her fat, so be careful.

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