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CDSmith · 02-06-2003, 09:51 AM

Fuggin hilarious.....

A hippie on a city bus notices a young nun sitting across from him and
at once finds himself very attracted to her. He moves to sit with her
and after telling her that she is the most beautiful woman he has ever
seen, he asks her to dinner.

The nun declines, and the hippie proceeds to invite the nun for
"perhaps a roll in the hay". The nun, of course, declines the offer
and gets off at the next stop.

The hippie, offended and very disappointed, strikes up a conversation
with the bus driver. The driver leans over and says to the hippie,
"You really want that nun, huh?"

After the hippie nods emphatically and demonstrates his point with
several lewd gestures, the driver grins and thinks for a moment.

"Well," he says, "Every Thursday at six PM she takes this bus to the
local cemetery, where she prays for about an hour. You two could be
alone there..."

The hippie grows excited as he thinks of a plan.

Thursday comes and the hippie waits by the entrance to the cemetery.
Sure enough, at six PM he sees the nun enter and he quietly follows
her. She stops and kneels by a headstone and clasps her hands in
prayer.

The eager hippie opens his knapsack, and puts on his costume---a long
flowing white robe and a bearded face mask. He tosses a handful of
glitter at the nun and catching her attention, he steps slowly towards
her.

"My child" he says in a soft voice, "It is I, your Lord. You have been
such a faithful servant to me, I have come to reward you with a
satisfying sexual experience."

The nun gasps, "Oh....Well, that is fine, but could you take me from
behind? At least that way I could still consider myself a virgin.
My vow of celibacy is important to me."

The hippie, eager to get going nods and takes the nun in his arms. He
turns her around, bends her over, and performs anal sex until they are
both pleasantly worn out.

After they are finished, the hippie pulls off his mask and shouts...
"HAHA, I'M THE HIPPIE!!!"

to which the nun responds by taking off her mask and shouting...
"HAHA, I'M THE BUS DRIVER!!!"

Pipecrew · 02-06-2003, 09:53 AM

Candyman69 · 02-06-2003, 09:55 AM

ROFL thx for the laugh first thing in the morning

thats hilarious man!

Paul Markham · 02-06-2003, 09:56 AM

Good one.

How does a blonde turn the light out after sex?
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She closes the car door.

CDSmith · 02-06-2003, 10:02 AM

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Originally posted by charly
Good one.

How does a blonde turn the light out after sex?
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She closes the car door.

I was about to say the fridge door, because a car doesn't have a vegetable bin, but your answer works too. :D

sexpress · 02-06-2003, 10:08 AM

Scott McD · 02-06-2003, 10:08 AM

Class joke CDSmith

HeadPimp · 02-06-2003, 10:13 AM

HA! I needed that today!

CDSmith · 02-06-2003, 10:15 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Scott McD
Class joke CDSmith

Always. For you guys it's nothing but the best.

stevo · 02-06-2003, 10:19 AM

02-06-2003, 09:51 AM	#1
CDSmith Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: May 2001 Location: My network is hosted at TECHIEMEDIA.net ...Wait, you meant where am I located at? Oh... okay, I'm in Winnipeg, Canada. Oops. :) Posts: 51,460	Man, the lengths some guys will go to for sex Fuggin hilarious..... A hippie on a city bus notices a young nun sitting across from him and at once finds himself very attracted to her. He moves to sit with her and after telling her that she is the most beautiful woman he has ever seen, he asks her to dinner. The nun declines, and the hippie proceeds to invite the nun for "perhaps a roll in the hay". The nun, of course, declines the offer and gets off at the next stop. The hippie, offended and very disappointed, strikes up a conversation with the bus driver. The driver leans over and says to the hippie, "You really want that nun, huh?" After the hippie nods emphatically and demonstrates his point with several lewd gestures, the driver grins and thinks for a moment. "Well," he says, "Every Thursday at six PM she takes this bus to the local cemetery, where she prays for about an hour. You two could be alone there..." The hippie grows excited as he thinks of a plan. Thursday comes and the hippie waits by the entrance to the cemetery. Sure enough, at six PM he sees the nun enter and he quietly follows her. She stops and kneels by a headstone and clasps her hands in prayer. The eager hippie opens his knapsack, and puts on his costume---a long flowing white robe and a bearded face mask. He tosses a handful of glitter at the nun and catching her attention, he steps slowly towards her. "My child" he says in a soft voice, "It is I, your Lord. You have been such a faithful servant to me, I have come to reward you with a satisfying sexual experience." The nun gasps, "Oh....Well, that is fine, but could you take me from behind? At least that way I could still consider myself a virgin. My vow of celibacy is important to me." The hippie, eager to get going nods and takes the nun in his arms. He turns her around, bends her over, and performs anal sex until they are both pleasantly worn out. After they are finished, the hippie pulls off his mask and shouts... "HAHA, I'M THE HIPPIE!!!" to which the nun responds by taking off her mask and shouting... "HAHA, I'M THE BUS DRIVER!!!" __________________ *Promote Wildmatch, ImLive, Sexier.com, and more!!* ALWAYS THE HIGHEST PAYOUTS: Big Bux/ImLive SIGNUP ON NOW!!! Put some PUSSYCA$H in your pocket. ICQ me at: 31024634

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