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Old 12-06-2011, 04:29 AM   #1
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Why I hate myself...

Cause I have been SO good recently... I havant been drinking at all...

Yet today, the vodka that was behind my bed, called me...

Sorry everyone...
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Old 12-06-2011, 04:42 AM   #2
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I can't afford hate...

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Old 12-06-2011, 04:43 AM   #3
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You have vodka behind your bed?
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Old 12-06-2011, 04:44 AM   #4
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"Had"....
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Old 12-06-2011, 04:44 AM   #5
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keeping vodka behind bed as an emergency return device?
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Old 12-06-2011, 04:46 AM   #6
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what a shitty thing to do...
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Old 12-06-2011, 04:48 AM   #7
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You have vodka behind your bed?
I know I at least keep it in the freezer or a drawer





Currently Sober, if you have already hit the bottle, make sure this is your only bottle today & do not have one tomorrow mate.... Everyone should be able to enjoy a day of fun occasionally
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Old 12-06-2011, 04:52 AM   #8
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Glad I don't have drinking or poo addiction issues... I just smoke weed all day every day.
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Old 12-06-2011, 04:56 AM   #9
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I've started to hate alcohol. If I drink just a couple of beers I get a small hangover for 2 fucking days. Cant stand it anymore.
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Old 12-06-2011, 05:32 AM   #10
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Old 12-06-2011, 09:49 AM   #11
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We actually have a mutual friend who has said he will help you.

Want me to get him to contact you?
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Old 12-06-2011, 10:12 AM   #12
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Go take a dump and you'll feel better...
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Old 12-06-2011, 12:47 PM   #13
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Sober, what you need is buy yourself some good music for Xmas. I can really recommend this album, it's great music and great lyrics and their videoclips are great too:



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Old 12-06-2011, 12:48 PM   #14
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So you feel like shit now?
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Old 12-06-2011, 12:49 PM   #15
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Ever had a fruit infused vodka? Theyre amazing.
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Old 12-06-2011, 12:50 PM   #16
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We actually have a mutual friend who has said he will help you.

Want me to get him to contact you?
I have problems too Lucy, can YOU help me?
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Old 12-06-2011, 12:54 PM   #17
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You obviously planned to fail, so why are you apologising for it?
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Old 12-06-2011, 03:59 PM   #19
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You obviously planned to fail, so why are you apologising for it?

Alcoholics apologise like this publically as a way of confession. It actually makes them feel better.
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Old 12-06-2011, 05:57 PM   #20
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Old 12-06-2011, 07:13 PM   #21
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Natalie & I ended up polishing off a bottle of Vodka today, fun on live cam for most of it
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