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Too lazy to wipe my ass
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Join Date: Aug 2002
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Why I hate myself...
Cause I have been SO good recently... I havant been drinking at all...
Yet today, the vodka that was behind my bed, called me... ![]() Sorry everyone... |
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Registered User
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<CurrentlySober>
I can't afford hate... </CurrentlySober> |
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You have vodka behind your bed?
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#4 |
Too lazy to wipe my ass
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keeping vodka behind bed as an emergency return device?
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yep. |
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#6 |
there's no $$$ in porn
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what a shitty thing to do...
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#7 |
So Fucking Banned
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Join Date: Mar 2007
Location: UK
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I know
![]() ![]() Currently Sober, if you have already hit the bottle, make sure this is your only bottle today & do not have one tomorrow mate.... Everyone should be able to enjoy a day of fun occasionally ![]() |
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#8 |
So Fucking Banned
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Glad I don't have drinking or poo addiction issues... I just smoke weed all day every day.
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#9 |
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I've started to hate alcohol. If I drink just a couple of beers I get a small hangover for 2 fucking days. Cant stand it anymore.
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Junior Achiever
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We actually have a mutual friend who has said he will help you.
Want me to get him to contact you?
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Dear USA, Your 9/11 is our 24/7, Sincerely Palestine xx |
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Too lazy to set a custom title
Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: Glasgow, Scotland
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Go take a dump and you'll feel better...
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So Fucking Banned
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Sober, what you need is buy yourself some good music for Xmas. I can really recommend this album, it's great music and great lyrics and their videoclips are great too:
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So you feel like shit now?
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#15 |
:glugglug
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Location: Where the Wild Things Are
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Ever had a fruit infused vodka? Theyre amazing.
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So Fucking Banned
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So Fucking Banned
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You obviously planned to fail, so why are you apologising for it?
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Quote:
Alcoholics apologise like this publically as a way of confession. It actually makes them feel better.
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Dear USA, Your 9/11 is our 24/7, Sincerely Palestine xx |
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RIP Dodger. BEST.CAT.EVER
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Are you and Mr. Maxwell the same person?
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#21 |
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Join Date: May 2009
Location: San Francisco
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AA for quitters and no one likes a quitter.
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#22 |
So Fucking Banned
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Natalie & I ended up polishing off a bottle of Vodka today, fun on live cam for most of it
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