50 better ideas than sending women flowers, candy or some other shit that makes a guy look pussy whipped

That must be what escorts mean when they ask for 500 "roses".

Edible Arrangements is right around the corner from me. I'm not that interested in paying insane amounts for dollar store baskets, a few skewers, and some fruit I can get fresher at market. That's just lazy...

You'd be better off buying fresh strawberries and melting some good chocolate.

Flowers hold up ok in a basket under plastic - packaged with Teddy Bears and balloons. Food? Not so much.