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Voodoo · 02-04-2003, 03:36 PM

The BK Diaries:
True Stories of the Varsity Crew

HOW A MODEL EMPLOYEE CAN GET SCREWED OVER

http://www.geocities.com/CapitolHill...645/diary.html

EXCERPT:
"I've worked at burger king for over 2 years now...I do hate it, but do actually make decent money (suprise, suprise) because its in a mall (no drive thru, no bathrooms, opens late, closes early, etc..) and it means less work. It still sucks, very badly though. Anyway since I've worked there so long and grew tired of the manager, corporate and employee bullshit there, a friend and I (we work the same hours pretty much) decided that it was time to dismantle our burger king store. We started by finding a screwdriver, and every day we take out at least one screw out of something, either a microwave, the burger board, the bun machine, etc... in a few weeks the place is going to fall apart. We also found something that has not only provided us with hours of entertainment, but a way to waste nasty watered-down burger king ketchup. Its sorta hard to explain, but I'll try because its so damn funny. I'm sure you remember how the burger and whopper boards were set up--well the 2nd layer (what the microwaves sat upon) is all hollow. We took some screws out of the side so there there were little holes, and we have competition to see who can squeeze more bottles of ketchup, mustard or bbq sauce in there. It was great fun, until a week or so ago, an unknown fluid started dripping all over the place. its pretty smelly and nasty back there, but hey, it would be anyway with the stench of rotting meat. Now our dumbass manager is trying to find out what could be in there, and all the "boovin's" that we work with whine about the smell. Its really funny. Theres probably 20 rotting bottles of ketchup, 2 mustard and 2 bbq sauce in there.... if only we could cram some mayo in there as well. I adore your page. Its wonderful. I've never related to anything more..... And I go to work in an hour or so, and i'll be sure to cause some bk chaos in the name of "Flame Broiled"!!!"

boneprone · 02-04-2003, 03:50 PM

i hope this isnt the BK I eat at!

Voodoo · 02-04-2003, 04:25 PM

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Originally posted by boneprone
i hope this isnt the BK I eat at!

Same here.

Raph · 02-04-2003, 04:27 PM

I can't stand BK and I don't even work there

Yo Adrian · 02-04-2003, 04:29 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Voodoo
The BK Diaries:

"I've worked at burger king for over 2 years now...I do hate it, but do actually make decent money

...matters what he considers 'decent money' I guess

LiveDose · 02-04-2003, 04:38 PM

I get an upset stomach everytime I eat there... It's pretty clear why.

stocktrader23 · 02-04-2003, 04:49 PM

This statement is in regards to my wrongful firing from Burger King store #483 in Michigan Center, Michigan on April 28th, 2001. For the last four and a half years, I have been a very hard worker for Burger King. I have gotten along with just about everyone and almost all of the managers who have worked there including, Gale Towe(the former store manager), Lue Hayden, Danny Smith(used to work at store #483) and several others. I have done my best to keep store #483 the cleanest store in Jackson County because I go by the logic that a clean store attracts more customers which equals more business. I have earned several pay raises from excellent employee reviews and my cleaning may have played a part in helping Gale Towe make Store #483 become one of the best stores in the entire Eastern Half of the United States. I had achieved a pay level of $6.75 per hour.

candyflip · 02-04-2003, 05:49 PM

I die laughing each time I see this.

nikudorei · 02-04-2003, 05:53 PM

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Originally posted by candyflip
I die laughing each time I see this.

so funny.
ding fries are done....

nikudorei

Dj Furious · 02-04-2003, 06:11 PM

I know a guy who pissed in the deep fryer at KFC.....
im scared to at most fast food places..... gross shit

Exxxotica · 02-04-2003, 06:20 PM

Ha... I worked at a fast food joint when I turned 16.

I had some impatient asshole at the drive thru one time giving me shit because it was taking too long for his food.

He got a surprise in his milkshake... and also got some tasty frys off of the floor.

To this day... I will NEVER piss off a waiter, waitress, or fast food kid.

KrazieSweets · 02-04-2003, 08:17 PM

Spoonie Luv · 02-04-2003, 08:47 PM

I worked at BK, for about 4 hours.

02-04-2003, 03:36 PM	#1
Voodoo ♥ ♦ ♣ ♠ Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 10,592	More funny Burger King shit... The BK Diaries: True Stories of the Varsity Crew HOW A MODEL EMPLOYEE CAN GET SCREWED OVER http://www.geocities.com/CapitolHill...645/diary.html EXCERPT: "I've worked at burger king for over 2 years now...I do hate it, but do actually make decent money (suprise, suprise) because its in a mall (no drive thru, no bathrooms, opens late, closes early, etc..) and it means less work. It still sucks, very badly though. Anyway since I've worked there so long and grew tired of the manager, corporate and employee bullshit there, a friend and I (we work the same hours pretty much) decided that it was time to dismantle our burger king store. We started by finding a screwdriver, and every day we take out at least one screw out of something, either a microwave, the burger board, the bun machine, etc... in a few weeks the place is going to fall apart. We also found something that has not only provided us with hours of entertainment, but a way to waste nasty watered-down burger king ketchup. Its sorta hard to explain, but I'll try because its so damn funny. I'm sure you remember how the burger and whopper boards were set up--well the 2nd layer (what the microwaves sat upon) is all hollow. We took some screws out of the side so there there were little holes, and we have competition to see who can squeeze more bottles of ketchup, mustard or bbq sauce in there. It was great fun, until a week or so ago, an unknown fluid started dripping all over the place. its pretty smelly and nasty back there, but hey, it would be anyway with the stench of rotting meat. Now our dumbass manager is trying to find out what could be in there, and all the "boovin's" that we work with whine about the smell. Its really funny. Theres probably 20 rotting bottles of ketchup, 2 mustard and 2 bbq sauce in there.... if only we could cram some mayo in there as well. I adore your page. Its wonderful. I've never related to anything more..... And I go to work in an hour or so, and i'll be sure to cause some bk chaos in the name of "Flame Broiled"!!!" __________________ "I'm selflessly supporting the common good, but only coincidentally looking out for No.1." Last edited by Voodoo; 02-04-2003 at 03:39 PM..

02-04-2003, 03:50 PM	#2
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02-04-2003, 04:38 PM	#6
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02-04-2003, 04:49 PM	#7
stocktrader23 Let's do some business. Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: The dirty south. Posts: 18,781	This statement is in regards to my wrongful firing from Burger King store #483 in Michigan Center, Michigan on April 28th, 2001. For the last four and a half years, I have been a very hard worker for Burger King. I have gotten along with just about everyone and almost all of the managers who have worked there including, Gale Towe(the former store manager), Lue Hayden, Danny Smith(used to work at store #483) and several others. I have done my best to keep store #483 the cleanest store in Jackson County because I go by the logic that a clean store attracts more customers which equals more business. I have earned several pay raises from excellent employee reviews and my cleaning may have played a part in helping Gale Towe make Store #483 become one of the best stores in the entire Eastern Half of the United States. I had achieved a pay level of $6.75 per hour. __________________ Hands Free Adult - Join Once, Earn For Life "I try to make a habit of bouncing my eyes up to the face of a beautiful woman, and often repeat “not mine” in my head or even verbally. She’s not mine. God has her set aside. She’s not mine. She’s His little girl, and she needs me to fight for her by keeping my eyes where they should be."

02-04-2003, 05:49 PM	#8
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02-04-2003, 04:27 PM	#4
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02-04-2003, 06:20 PM	#11
Exxxotica Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Oregun Posts: 4,396	Ha... I worked at a fast food joint when I turned 16. I had some impatient asshole at the drive thru one time giving me shit because it was taking too long for his food. He got a surprise in his milkshake... and also got some tasty frys off of the floor. To this day... I will NEVER piss off a waiter, waitress, or fast food kid. __________________ Needs some really great hosting? Black Seven note: I do not work for Blackseven... Im just grateful for their kick ass hosting...so quit bothering them when I hurt your feelings... pussy

02-04-2003, 08:17 PM	#12
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02-04-2003, 08:47 PM	#13
Spoonie Luv Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Crankerville Posts: 1,003	I worked at BK, for about 4 hours.